Ok, so this week brought me back to reality and hard. Oy, it was just boring and something was way "off". It was almost as if someone stormed into the writer's room and yelled:" END THIS DRUG STORY NOW. GIVE IT 3 DAYS TOPS". I was so sure it was going to be so much more and be tied into the Charles' Street story or The Jasons. But?? Unless they decided to bring it back, I think that's the finale.
I'm going to run through the week quickly, then give my Wubs Wants and Wishes for 2018. Hope you'll stay for that part!
Ok, Ok..so there's this worm hole and (giggle) well, it's spectacular especially if you look sideways and
Jason, get him to shut up and tell us something..
Spinelli! Shut up and tell us something!!
Ok...sorry...ok, well, using my computers artificial intelligence mode, I got it to write the end of PK Sinclair's book and well...he has a son!
You mean Nathan? That kid Dante works with?
Well...yea (giggle) here comes the best part... ummmm, he has another SON TOO!! And I think he has sandy blond hair and a beard and is really close by...
You got this all from your computer??
Well, I added that last part because they just hired a new guy and..well... bingo!
Alrights!! I admits it...Faison is your father!! I didn't want him to take yous away.
Faison? Is my Father?
Yes...are you happy now?
Well, no--not really. unless it gets me dual citizenship, then, I'm cool with that.
Oh, Maxie I'm so sorry, I didn't know he was my father...
Nathan, I don't care about that! Your MOM wants me to have my shower in this DIVE PUB!
Huh... this is a rabbit's foot. Hmmm, why would I, Franco get a rabbit's foot? Shouldn't it have been a monkey's paw?
"Thanks for the Bacon, Ted"...
Hey, aren't you that guy...from...ummm,
I know, you do look familiar...
I know...(snaps fingers) Dukes of Hazard!!
Ned, he's the guy on Beverly Hills 90210 I saw it on You Tube..
Baywatch! That's it!! Baywatch!!
Note: If you guessed "My Two Dads"...BJ and the Bear and Melrose you get a prize
Wow, Mexico is so sunny, I need my shades on!
Let's go have a margarita in Mexico.
Salsa dancing? Only in Mexico!
Sure, but first you need to say you'll run for mayor ok? Then it's Mexico FIESTA time!
Yeah, I hate you.
I hate you more...
You disgust me..
My blood pressure is going up, back off.
You have no friends but Ava.
Oh, Snap, that hurt So badly--you need to brush up on your snark, Carly.
But do you love me ?
I mean, really.
(repeat 33 times)
So... you betrayed me..I'll make you pay...
No, I think it's you who's betrayed.... you're done. The Drug story went no where and you're going to be in a coma until they decide what to do with you, if anything.
And then she blew powder in my face and I got started seeing dancing unicorns and...I blacked out! It was horrible!! Groovy, sure..but Horrible!!
Let see, I'm in a PUB when I can't drink...owned by a guy that I am trying not to see..hmmm..
WUBS TOP TEN WANTS AND WISHES FOR 2018
1. Charles Street is interesting. Why not have the Brownstone be near there? Molly, TJ's and Stella's landlord is a scum bag so Michael opens it with Bobbie living there to 'run' it. (She's still in Carly's other house, remember). Those 3 move in along with Brad and Lucas who are trying to adopt a baby. Who better to help than social worker Stella? Why not get into the foster care system here in NY and how there's a shortage of sponsors?? Also..Kiki would move in (she and TJ can stay up late 'studying") with Felix. (FELIXXX!!!). A ton of possibilities.
2. Alexis moves into Connie's old house directly behind Sonny. That would give them a chance to meet once and awhile over the Koi pond and be Sexis for a bit. NLG and Mo have a nice easy chemistry. He needs to talk to someone rational every now and then when Carly's mouth just keeps yapping.
3. Mistake to have Michael hate Nelle--or not like her. He should see the 'good' in her and be blinded to her Wiley ways--and drive Carly crazy. Having him be cold and abandon her is just ???? We need to see Nello manipulating the hell out of Michael, getting herself into ELQ somehow and being a diva bitch. They need to live at the Q mansion --Olivia would hate on Nelle too. It's just a win-win.
4. GET AVA AWAY from caring about her tiny-ass'd no show scar!! COME ON! Please. Here's a character that should be a Dorian-Erica-Tracy Q hybrid. Throw in Faith Roscoe and there you go. Having her argue with Kiki over some jealous stuff with Griffin is BENEATH HER. Yep. BEEE-NEEETH.
5. More TJ Molly. Kiki should be their friend too. She has no one but old people to hang with. Then, find a great actor to play her or get Dillon back to manage the Aurora company after they fire that August guy. (see what I did there?)
6. This "Do you love me, or not" with Drew and Sam is tedious. Give him strength. Give him resolve to find out about his S.E.A.L. years. Make him confident-- have Sam do her private dance with being torn, but having him grovel is just not doing it. Also: Carly needs to back off. She is seriously acting like a stalker right now who can't wait to watch JaSam have sex. (and I mean REALLY WATCH THEM).
7. Have Spinelli move back to PC....bring Georgie. Even if he's only on once an awhile. It makes no sense that Maxie isn't seeing her daughter growing up. Plus, Jason needs a roomie.
8. If Faison is coming but, do it up and get Felicia and Anna involved. Rumors say that August guy is his other son. If so, I'm hoping he can step it up in the acting department because so far? Eeesssshh. Nathan can have to shoot August --kill him (see what I did there?) and Faison vows revenge against his unborn baby.
9. Finn and Anna are fun... not sure what their next story should be but he should keep living with her and gift her a Corgi Dog. (hey, these are my wishes) ..the could name it SILAS!! ahhaa.
10. For the last time, I am BEGGING YOU TO SORA CAMERON. He has to be a bad boy after Josslyn's heart. Oscar can be the clean-cut sad sack on the other end of things. It's perfect. Cam could explore his bio-Dad's roots and have a giant chip on his shoulder over the whole "JAKE IS EVERYTHING". Franco can understand that--and help him with his dangerous tendencies. Cam can be all James Dean like. VERY Soapy. Maybe have him be starting fires in abandon buildings in Charles St. He gets caught. Kevin can treat him. Oh I have a ton of ideas for 16 year old Cam. (you know he'll be all "I'm driving my motorcycle without a helmet!!") . Call me.
That's it!! It's Detox January in my house. Every year, we give up all alcohol, many carbs and fun. Sobbing. Wub Hub will lose 15 pounds, I'll lose 2 lol.
Have a good one.