Saturday, September 12, 2015

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Sonny's Ventilator

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It's a tough, important job but someone has to do it! I had a sit-down with Port Charles most needed accessory, Sonny's Ventilator.  Born in Kansas City, Kansas, this heavy-duty medical ventilator was shipped in especially to grace GH with the technology needed to revive Sonny. 

Wubs: Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with me. I know you are busy keeping Sonny alive and all..

Vent: It's been quite a few days! I was shipped overnight Fed Ex then blessed by the Pope before coming to Port Charles. 

Wubs: The Pope?

Vent:  Yes, he made a special trip to the plant to meet and anoint me. It was amazing. Almost as amazing as working with Sonny himself.

Wubs: I hear you don't like the term respirator. Why is that? 

Vent: I'm so much more than a respirator. Only people not in the medical field refer to me as such. 

Wubs: What do you think about Patrick Drake, the surgeon in this case? 

Vent: I have no opinion. I only focus on one thing: Mr. Corinthos' breathing. In...out..In..out. Nothing else. 

Wubs: Not even the people that come into visit? 

Vent: Not really. Although I do love that they have such glowing things to say about Sonny. Makes me work all the harder to pump precious air into his glorious lungs. 

Wubs: Well, I'll let you get back to your duties. 

Vent: Thank you. It's an honor and a privilege to serve in such a high capacity. 

side note: We have learned that Ventilator model 222 will be enshrined after use to the Smithsonian. Viewing by appointment only. 


PM61 said...

The blood pressure cuff is seething with jealousy.

sonya said...

"Vent: Yes, he made a special trip to the plant to meet and anoint me."


Anne Casanave said...

What did the thermometer have to say? Jealous of the ventilator's fame? Heard Obama had the Secret Service escort the ventilator to GH.

kdmask said...

:) Yes, the blood pressure cuff is NOT happy. Didn't even THINK of security, but not sure Secret Service is enough...maybe Jason Borne?