Saturday, September 12, 2015
EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Sonny's Ventilator
It's a tough, important job but someone has to do it! I had a sit-down with Port Charles most needed accessory, Sonny's Ventilator. Born in Kansas City, Kansas, this heavy-duty medical ventilator was shipped in especially to grace GH with the technology needed to revive Sonny.
Wubs: Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with me. I know you are busy keeping Sonny alive and all..
Vent: It's been quite a few days! I was shipped overnight Fed Ex then blessed by the Pope before coming to Port Charles.
Wubs: The Pope?
Vent: Yes, he made a special trip to the plant to meet and anoint me. It was amazing. Almost as amazing as working with Sonny himself.
Wubs: I hear you don't like the term respirator. Why is that?
Vent: I'm so much more than a respirator. Only people not in the medical field refer to me as such.
Wubs: What do you think about Patrick Drake, the surgeon in this case?
Vent: I have no opinion. I only focus on one thing: Mr. Corinthos' breathing. In...out..In..out. Nothing else.
Wubs: Not even the people that come into visit?
Vent: Not really. Although I do love that they have such glowing things to say about Sonny. Makes me work all the harder to pump precious air into his glorious lungs.
Wubs: Well, I'll let you get back to your duties.
Vent: Thank you. It's an honor and a privilege to serve in such a high capacity.
side note: We have learned that Ventilator model 222 will be enshrined after use to the Smithsonian. Viewing by appointment only.
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