Upchuck: What we used to call vomit..throw-up, ralphing when I was a kid. (see scene of the week)
It's been since December 18th that Anna/Robert/Duke have even been MENTIONED on GH. That's just plain weird. Weird and in my mind a shoddy way to end a fabulous run with that story. Even IF it comes back strong, the entire thing is just cheapened by the way it was dismissed. Can you imagine being a viewer that's not on the net? You have to be wondering if you dreamed the whole damn thing. Even having a scene or two with Mac on the PHONE with Anna about Robert would have helped. Nada..zip nothin'. *sigh*
Well, get your Bandages and Neosporin because we had another roadside crash to attend to this week
Here we are. Another half-week and GH was a bit uneven again. We had a shirtless Friday (a staple over OLTL)-- Dante, Todd-- Spinelli all getting topless. Some observations:
Spinelli discovered the tanning bed backstage
Ellie got dressed from the fugly basket
Milo and Spin could make a good couple
Emma is so adorable, I want to bottle her
Patrick and Nurse Betty are NOT even close to being "cute" or "fun"...it's just uncomfortable
Getting engaged doesn't make Steven Lars any less boring.
Post-miscarriage sex is possibly the most cringe-worthy thing I've seen on daytime
Connie's eyeballs were the funniest thing to watch while she was hanging from the cliff.
Deeper thoughts: I'm so over car crashes. Yes, I get the irony of Johnny confessing at the scene of where Hope/Cole died, but come on. ugh. Ellie laying there saying "I can't move" and Trey collapsing just made me yawn. When you're focusing more on the fact that Johnny's shirt is at LEAST 2 weeks old, you know the show isn't holding your interest.
Carly and Todd...I kinda like them, but they've had what? Sex once-and started to be fun and the boom's comin' down. Ok. Whatever.
Deepest thought: The Spixie sex was SO WRONG, I can't even go there. Ugh. Seriously? This is how badly you want some "who's the babydaddymama drama"??!! I don't LIKE IT. It's offensive. And lord knows, I don't offend easily. It cheapens surrogacy, infertility AND post miscarriage emotions. It doesn't make for an angst story, it won't be fun. It will be nine months of just plain crap. I can only HOPE the writers see the error of their ways and have Maxie not carry another kid. Please. Just drop it now. Or I will UPCHUCK!
SCENE OF THE WEEK: Girl pukes down ol' Brit's back. Heh..nice touch on the fake vomit as well. I bet you knew when this happened that it would be my fave :)
NOT THE SCENE OF THE WEEK: Spixie sex..before, during, after ...you name it. While I like this couple, this was just. ;/
FIRST IDIOTS OF 2013: "umm Connie..I think..maybe...huh, well, there MIGHT be something in your trunk". Says Brainiac Xtina as Johnny is kicking the crap out of the interior. Connie actually ALMOST convinces these two numbnuts that it's mice. Instead of thinking that the INSANE woman probably has someone in there and calling 911 immediately, Kristina waits for Trey to come on back to have a listen. "Gee, don't wanna bother you Mom, but do you have someone in your trunk"??
PROP OF THE WEEK: Olivia's whopper of an engagement ring. It's a honker! I also loved the joy Lulu had when she told her she was engaged. Just a fun scene.
READY FOR THE GARBAGE BIN: That shirt. Oh, that stinkin' shirt.
COMING: Luke in prison... he'll learn the whole truth.
SPOILERS are UP on the WUBS NET