In the spirit of the Kelly O and Gaga feud, I am writing an open letter to Lulu and Dante (aka "Lante") to take them to task for what I see as gross incompetence.
Hey, guys...I see you're rushing off to help your father and father in law where's he's hold up in some Turkish prison. Huh. Do you KNOW where Turkey is? It's not New Orleans, kids. You can't just pack up some trollop gear and think you can solve this one. Besides, don't you have..I don't know ..responsibilities?
Dante...I don't think the PCPD just gives time off to go overseas for a wild goose chase. "To Protect and Serve" doesn't extend to Turkey. Sorry. And besides, your commish has been gone for weeks and who's minding the store? The last guy is tending bar somewhere. McBain is consoling Sam. You need to step it up.
Lulu...Well, girl..don't you own and run a club now? Remember that floating boat you call The Haunted Star? Did you notice that your partner is in JAIL for like double homicide? You just going to shut down the place in this economy? With both of you out of work for lord only knows how long, who's going to pay the rent on your beautiful brick covered lofty thing?
Finally..weren't you the pair that made a pact to NEVER LEAVE MAXIE ALONE? How did that go? You guys couldn't even be around long enough to know she's LOST THE BABY. So, now you decide to both leave the USA for who knows how long. Good luck with that.
Here's hoping when/if you ever DO have a bambino, Luke's not in "peril" somewhere for you ya-hoos to go "try to find him". There's lots of germs out there.
Sincerely, A soap watcher that's not buying it.