Sunday Surgery: Boobular Horrification

WUBS reason for watching lately. 

I missed Thursday and Friday's show. I watched Thursday but Friday's isn't on the DVR as my cable went out. Internet and Phone too. UGH and I hate watching online.

So, part of me is like--hummmm.. do I want to watch ?? Not really. That says something right there. I'm just being honest.
YES I love 'the show' but right now? meh. 

Pull up a chair and have a Chai. I ate too much yesterday to have real breakfast! 



The biggest reason I don't want to watch the show? THIS. The most Never-ending suck the life out of GH to happen in our lifetimes. How long has this triangle gone on? Feels like 30 years. Not only that, now it's even more boring because Jason isn't "Jason"-- he's someone in the void that we don't even know yet. Wish they'd focus on that part. Reconnect him with the Q's. Has he even seen Monica since he knows he's Jason? Only one scene. It's just painful at this point. I so wish he had stayed dead!! Billy Miller could have come on as anyone else. 



My ONLY hope is that Jake goes totally psycho in a very creepy way. Now, interesting that Kevin brought up Liz' previous breakdown. Is she doing things in a fugue state? Hmmmmm. Probably too complex. I think it's Jake,  and Sam thinks it's Liz.  So, Sam will focus on her and Liz will be all pissy. Which makes this yet ANOTHER Sam/Liz war. SMDH.  Then they'll find out ala Franco's art sessions that Jake is troubled and doing stuff on purpose. 



 I hope they end this by Liz dangling both Cam and Jake off the parapet and letting go of Jake. (If you saw the Good Son, raise that hand)



Boring Front #2: Hayden/Nikolas.  I don't even care who "Rachel" is.  Nope. Whatever. The only part of this I like is Tracy and Curtis. Maybe I can get Tracy and Curtis scenes. Then, I'd be happy. Oh, Nikolas asked Hayden to marry him.  He's all of a sudden head over heels for her and she knows he had her shot. *sigh*



Week five of Kiki and Ava conversations in the Metro restaurant. WTF? And Carly begs Ava to let the have Avery for the weekend. She says Hell No. Until Kiki talks about Silas and how Ava kept him from her.  Now, Ava will think about it. Zzzzzzz



Why don't they play Sonny as a real mob-dad and want one of his kids in the mob? Did he really think no one would want to?  I think that the advice stuff is good but they need to change up the game.  The description of the medication effects was enlightening. "I'm getting through everyday and I'm not living"... Morgan is going to do Coffee Work. Legit moving of the coffee bags. 




Lulu and Dante. It's gone from Lulu being mad at Dante for having a raging affair to her crying and wanting him back. Because? Well, Val almost burned up. Johnny saved her ass by telling the cops he made her do it. BUT! Dante knows. Valerie knows too because she and Lulu were stuck in the car together overnight and she figured it out. 



 Laura also bitches at Lulu because she just left her with Rocco and ran out. Poor, poor Lulu.  First it was Dante mad at Lulu, then Lulu mad at Dante...then Lulu wanted back in but she saw Dante in the squad car with Valerie...Then Lulu got mad again. Now Dante is mad at Lulu.
See, what I mean!!!!?? GOOD GRAVY!! 



Let me catch you up on the Krissy saga. She is failing but then tried to get her grades up by sleeping with the professor. He turned her down and turned her in. She told Sam all this-- and is going to "wait out the semester". The teacher, Parker  texted her. Then, it was dropped for the rest of the week. SO? Um... if you want me to care FOLLOW UP  in a timely manner. Thanks.



NOW MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SHOW... and Yes, I do have a few. It's ANNA, ROBERT AND NOW Dr. Maddox being all WSBing!! Squee!! He's a Forensic Psychiatrist for the WSB, FBI, you name it. Such a great tie-in.  (if he would have been a Ward, I'd be over the Moon but can't have it all!) He did figure out where Carlos and Sabrina were in a nano-second but don't care. Great stuff. They could have a show that focuses on the hospital's mental patients and crimes with these three. Oh, and Curtis and Jordan. Yes, please. 



Speaking of! YES! More Curtis and Jordan scenes. He's TJ's uncle too. I can't wait to hear their backstory. You know the sexual-tension is all up in that!!! WOOT! 




Boob Gate. The first story the new Mayor gets is Olivia bringing Leo to her meeting  and trying to feed him in the restaurant. I personally liked the dialog and the change of pace. Showed off Shari, Nancy and Lisa.  Not sure it's a major plot-thing but..eh.  



I liked how Alexis ran to Olivia's defense even tho they have that underlying tension of Julian going. They are family in a way. You stick up for each other.  Lomax dropped everything when faced with her poll consequences but Alexis wants to bring a civil suit. 






PROP OF THE WEEK: Wheelchair undercarriage with which Sonny tries to hoist himself up.  



Yeah, THIS happened. 



FACE OF THE WEEK:  OMG the PERFECT evil -seed face!! WHAT is he drawing? Franco told Kevin they remind him of his drawings as a kid. heh. 



RUNNER UP:  Horrification* by Boob.  Which is what I decided to name the blog this week! Snappy, yes? 


You note there is no scene of the week. Why? I honestly couldn't pick one out. I mean, I could have been lazy and chosen Anna/Robert but frankly nothing stood out for me this week. It was all pretty average. 

And..that's that! I hope you are not in Jonas Blizzard, but if you are, take it from someone that lives with 2 feet of snow from Jan-March....have some scotch and sit by the fire. Put maple syrup on snow. It's so good! 

* Horrification is not a word, I realize that--I made it up :) Oh, Boobular too.  Because well, WUBS!