Post Shooting Disorder

So... whatever...Griffin got shot by Nate just the way we thought he did. Maxie gets mad and goes to stay at her Parents. Wherever that is. 



Hayden's mom is a stereotypical soap mom if I ever did hear/see one. Wow. I give NO F's on this. Hayden says "do you know Liz Webber"?? She clutches her pearls. RUMOR has it she's her mother (eyeroll). With that reaction, probably true.

Jordan is at the hospital to talk with the staff about Lucas' injector . I missed the first half but I think he "saw a doctor"?? Not sure what he said. 
Jordan tells Monica that he's wanted for murder. Um, how can they do that? With no body and he's only been missing like a day? Plus it's only the timeline that is any evidence. Just weird. 

Jason and Sam think he used a dummy body. So, maybe we didn't really SEE Nikolas...it was just a ruse for our own viewing pleasure. ????????? 
Jason answers his phone in the safe house. gee.. I hope it was on airplane mode? Monica warns him. 
Monica wants Hammy Finn to take a drug test.

Lucas and Brad ARE gonna get married. 

Sunday Surgery: Nutshell Version

MY SHOW.......MY WAY 

Oh it's been a long long week--even though we didn't get a show Monday. Well, not a new show. It was Jason and his Memories. Still as boring as the first day it ran. 

Just a very mixed week wasn't it? So many stories, so much dangling.  So many WTH moments. Like Maxie suddenly saying Nathan was shot when we all know (and it was said he had head trauma) he was hit in the head with a rock.
But...why quibble at consistency?  Hell, I saw a palm tree behind Spencer at that Western New York Park..so.

Let's have Nuts because this is NUTSHELL Surgery today. Meaning VERY SHORT and TO THE POINT. 

'You Used to be a Man"!

Says Monica to Dr. O. LMAO..ahhaa and look who's there? Dr Crabby Pants Mayes, our prime suspect!! 

LOOK WHO Shows UP! 

FBI agents are at Wyndemere to look for Hayden's hidden assets.  Anyone remember there are tunnels under there? 
Hayden laid into Liz about her hypocrisy. 
They find a list of diamonds that her Daddy bought. I think Nikolas left that there. 
Ok, so Hayden tries to leave, Liz tries to stop her. They CAT FIGHT. OF Course they CAT FIGHT. Gratuitous just like Ava and Carly. 

Spencer and Laura. He was blunt. Yes. He. Was.  Little Helena in there I think. 
Kevin shows up in the park. HE thinks Spencer is showing no emotion because he doesn't want to face the fact he's dead. 
Laura cries to Kevin about leaving Nikolas on Cassadine Island. 

Brad and Lucas..sad. Poor Ryan all I could think of was him having to lay there with that thing in his mouth. 

Hammy Finn tells Carly none of your business about why I inject myself. He thinks he can wake up Lucas but Dr. Mayes (CP) is treating him now and says bug off. The drug he wants to use is not approved.
BUT! Lucas wakes up on his own.
Where's BOBBIE?!! 

Post It Note Duo: Who could it be? Who could it NOT Be? Gah.  They should make pictures instead. More entertaining. 

Taking Off via Motorcycle

There's also news in SOD that Finola is off for the summer. So, no more Anna for a bit. GH is going to be interesting, that's for sure. 999 newbies, temp recasts yada yada. buckle up! '

Throwback Thursday--Ric with my drink of choice! 

Today's Show: I'm going to blog the whole time, not live tweet. You'll probably get a better blog that way lol. Twitter is on my last nerve lately so I'm taking a break.  Maybe I can remain more calm under a more 'narrative' condition! 

Nathan is dreaming....Maxie is there by his side.  You know I'm checking out her skin. Her make up looks 'white' and they are covering her with the hair and ipad. I think some color of a lipstick could have helped a bit. Hope she's better soon. 
Griffin is alone with Nathan. Nathan looks at him like @@ Nathan asks his "Advice" about lying to Maxie. I guess because he's a "Priest"? Before he can tell him, Maxie comes in to take him home. 
Nathan is going to tell Maxie (or so he says) 

Bobbie and Carly finally hug in the hospital. 2 days too late but-- hey. JZ really does look awesome. Dr. O tells Carly Finn probably did that to Lucas. Carly's like "Shut it"!!
Later, Carly remembers that she saw Hammy passed out and with the needle. 
At the end of the show, she finds Hammy in the Chapel And says "let's talk about your diabetes, I know you are shooting up". 

Finn goes to Wyndemere, asks Hayden if she's ok. Then he gives her back the check she gave him (remember? the $10K?). He wants to talk to her.  His wife died when the research funding was cut. That's why he freaked out on Hayden. He falls down and lays at the door.  He gets some water. Then he asks Hayden to open his needle case and 'hand it to him'.  He tells her it's a "type of diabetes". 

Liz goes to Jordan about Hayden. She wants to implicate her in Nikolas' fall. She thinks that Hayden did this because of her diamonds. Jordan is like "She's got an airtight alibi".  Later, Jordan takes the launch to Wyndemere (Ham left by then). She tells Hayden she called the FBI about the diamonds. 

Jason wants to leave Port Charles to "find out what happened to Nikolas". Sam says "She's all in".
Guess she forgets about Danny? That was a pretty "I'm all in" response in record time. Jason is like "We can't take Danny" Sam says "oh he can stay with the Quartermaines, he loves it there".  Sam went to the hospital to see Lucas. Of course it was OFF camera. They ask Monica to watch Danny. LMAO. 

You know, it would have been more of a mystery if Nikolas just disappeared. Why the window dive? They know he went into the water. Are JaSam going to scuba dive for clues? I mean?? huh??

Oh, Monica was on today. She's on the "Suspicious Circumstances" bandwagon but doesn't think it's Finn. 

Jason sees Carly. 
They say goodbye. 

Jason and Sam went to the safe house Jason remembers. Jason calls Liz. Tells her he took off and can't see Jake tonight.  OMG, they do a big post-it note wall like "Homeland" or something. Why the HELL couldn't they do that at one of their apartments? That's hysterical!! Wouldn't you stay as long as you could to be around your kid?
Guess not! 
They are trying to figure out what happened to Nikolas...they think it was staged. 

Oh Weirdness of the Day? Griffin prays OUT LOUD on the stairs.  

Ingo is Back to GH!

TV Line announced that Ingo will be back on GH this summer on a recurring basis. Maybe it's just to visit now and again, not sure. So, Jasper Jacks will be around Port Charles. Here's hoping Sonny doesn't get to lord all over him like everyone else. 

How you do feel about this return? I am a CarJax fan (Love Laura and Ingo together) -- but GH is so crowded, I don't know if it will even matter. I mean, Look at Ned and Ric. 

What Sonny Could Have Said...

Carly: "Sonny why are you letting her take Avery?!!" 

"Why? I'll tell you why. Michael. Plain and simple. I looked at Avery the other day and thought about all the lies that were told to Michael, to AJ, to each other and realized I couldn't do that to her. Her mother may be horrible and I might hate her, but to keep her away would mean denying her the one thing she'd want the most. She'd grow up and find out about what we did and resent us. It might send her straight into Ava's arms for good. Avery would never speak to us again. She'd forget how we loved her and kept her safe; it would all be for nothing. See, I need to learn from what happened. Out of all of that mess of lies and years lost what did we get? Heartache. Michael got the most of it.  AJ lost his life because of a lie I believed due to my blind hate.  We can't let that kind of hate fester anymore.  Ava is Avery's mother  whether we like it or not. Let the future take care of itself." 

Now, this would be written in CONTEXT after Sonny had a few days of "realization" at Avery's side--maybe with some young Michael flashbacks. I also put that line in there "kept her safe" because it would be totally something Sonny would say. (not because I believe it).

Listening to what Sonny said today made me cringe. I don't know what they are thinking with all the power moves that are basically borderline creepy-vile but it's disturbing.  I also wouldn't have had this happen on the day Carly should have been getting her ass to GH to see her mother and brother.

So, there you go. 

I give up

OMG..

Kiki and Dillon were boring... they just sat and talked. Kiki never does her job.

Ava is there to get Avery. OMG the writing was so AWFUL. Sonny made Ava apologize to Carly for saying something snotty. He's going to make her do everything--- scrub the toilets I think. 
She finally took Avery. 
and OH MY GOD!! Carly asks Sonny why he gave her to Ava. He says because of Michael. Because AJ came back from the dead and REWROTE HISTORY making us the bad guys -- and "worked on Michael".
OMG. The whole Carly and Sonny talk was painful and just enraging. UGH




Jordan is questioning Jason and Sam TOGETHER with Diane. Together? WTH? Anyway, the camera at Wyndemere shows that Sam went in 7 min after Jason. 

Laura talks to Spencer. Who must have been binging CSI. Lulu finally gets a call..leaves Dante (who goes to the PCPD). They were in the park, talking about buying a house and having another baby with the frozen embryo. 

Liz lays into Hayden. "You could have had Nikolas killed, I know it"...