Thursday, December 23, 2010
30 New Year Predictions for General Hospital --2011 edition
What will the New Year bring to GH? I consulted with my Guza Magic 8 Ball and found these answers:
1. Someone will be in danger, possibly a female
2. The phrase "The Balkan" will be said aprox. 3,400 times in the month of January alone
3. Someone might be pregnant, probably a female
4. Sonny will throw at least one piece of bar ware during the spring months
5. Dante's first day off will not be until 2012
6. Explosives will be used
7. The docks will have tulips in the spring
8. Guns will make an appearance
9. If the budget allows, "Mad World" will be played at least once during Franco's return
10. Monica will not be mentioned
11. Someone will be kidnapped, possibly a female or a child
12. The Haunted Star will be host to about 3 customers that aren't "regulars" but they won't talk
13. Spinelli will use the words "glorious manifestation" before September
14. Dante will eat 2 lasagnas and one meatball sub
15. Mac will NOT catch the bad guy.
16. The bubble lamp will be used 22 times
17. Franco will be obsessed by "THE FACE"
18. Dante will be obsessed by 'THE FACE"
19. Spinelli wil be obsessed by "THE FACE"
20. Laura may or may not return, but we'll talk about it anyway.
21. Lisa will inject Patrick with a "love drug" and he won't remember their night together
22. Carly will yell at someone at least once weekly
23. At least 4-5 different accents will be used, most not understood
24. Jason might remember he has a son.....might.
25. Lucky might find out he has a son...might
26. Helena might come back...might
27. Valentin will not come at all...that we know of
28. Brenda's sleeves will grow so long, they'll harbor kittens
29. Lucky will not shave
and 30. At least once a month, something will happen that will "Change Everything" !!
most used words month of January: Bus Crash, Balkan
most used words month of February: "my wedding," Franco, Fronkey
most used words month of March: BOOM, traitor
most used words month of April: Russia , loyalty
most used words month of May: objection, cigar
most used words month of June: No, cabin
most used words month of July: Milan, firebomb
most used words month of August: foreshadow, hospital
most used words month of September: school, "my son"
most used words month of October: gun, missing
most used words month of November: feta, malfunction
most used words month of December: innocent, betray
There may be more predictions coming, depending on Guza's mind melding with Gedstern. It does happen. What do YOU predict?!
Posted by kdmask