"My Son was ROOFIED"???

Rosie's name was mentioned today. But she was AWAY from HER desk! Away LMAO
Sonny wants reassurance that Mikey didn't take Avery. 

Carlos is in Hayden/Jake's room. He's got a clear shot of Duke. Yeah, how much he won't take it . 
Duke still talks about Bruce his body guard. Yada Yada... Like we are supposed to know this guy and give a crap. Anyway, Carlos has a clean shot but stops to basically take and clean the gun. Then he moves stuff around the room. LOL OMG!! Then Sabrina CALLS! I am not kidding you!! What hit man leaves his PHONE ON???????
Good God, this is like a 3rd grade show. 
Then, Carly and Spin come in! He hides!
Then, they leave...
But TJ's in the way!! ahahhaa. OMG... 

Carly finds out who fake Jake is. She's so excited. 

Michael and Sonny..blabbering about the baby. "Man to man...do you know where my daughter is"?
Felix finds out that Michael was drugged. Sabrina takes the report to Michael's office. Sonny is all like "Someone roofied my son"? Bahahha. Sonny says he didn't do it. Michael knows it's Kiki and Morgan, who step off the elevator. 
PS. Roofies, last I looked, knocked you the hell out. They didn't manic you all up 

Jordan and Anna talking on the docks about her getting out of the undercover deal. Bruce the bodyguard has a gun on her...no he doesn't...yes he does...he goes back and forth behind the corner. ahahha. Another "gun up/gun down" scene. 

END: I think a trigger was pulled but who the hell knows. 

Girl Scout Cookie Day

Yummy Goodness 

They mention Girl Scout cookies a TON today. Oy.

This Jake story is so poorly conceived and written, it's just terrible. Fluke's was in spits/starts and written all over but Jake's is just BORING. Cardinal sin of soaps. BOREDOM!!

Shaun and Jordan-- in bed. Having great sex. Sigh..didn't we see them in bed for like 10 days before? He's all "Glad you aren't working for Anna". Shaun all of a sudden loves her. We haven't seen them for like months, but here they are. LOL. Somethin' must be goin' down. 

Anna is at the Metro, Duke walks in. She's about to warn him and Sloane calls. And she takes the CALL.
Duke sits with his body guard "Bruce"  (who I guess we are supposed to know about??) and they talk about Jordan. Duke sayss she has to "GO"

Patrick does Sam's feet on the couch. Can they MAKE these two more boring? Nope, not possible.  They are meeting up later to have girl scout cookies. Yes, they are. 


Sam goes to see Spinelli..who still gets a vibe from Jake. Spinelli hasn't been able to figure out Jake Barnes isn't real. Spin could hack into anything BUT can't figure out Jake Barnes isn't real?  They find out who fake Jake is in 12 minutes by enlarging his ring and going through year book photos. 



Have you see this???? IT's Winterthorne, a new Web Series coming out in August! HOW Gorge is this this photo???????

"Have you had sex with Jake Yet"?

Valerie is on MY LAST NERVE.....GO HOME. Or Lulu just stab her. Make her go live with Aunt Bobbie. Maybe she can take care of Josslyn. We never see Joss, ergo--we'd never see HER. Dante asked her to stay a little longer. Great. @@
Lulu says no! Go to my 1/2 brother's at Wyndemere-- Dante says no, go to Carly's.. Lulu says that Brad moved in there with Lucas? He did? When? Hey, Brainiacs, both Carly and Olivia own the Metro. Everyone else lives there soo?? 

Spin and Maxie.....dull.  Spin wants Maxie to be on stage with him. 

Lucy is sad Ellie and Spin broke up. Then she thinks that Ellie and Nate should get together. Well, as friends. Then Nate and Ellie figure "HEY! We could make Spin and Maxie JELLY"!! 

I counted 21 characters on GH that could live in the Brownstone. 
Hayden
Nate
Ellie
Scotty
Bobbie
Shaun
TJ
Jordan
Ric
Epiphany
Sabrina
Carlos
Milo
Mac
Felicia
Nina
Franco 
Brad
Felix

Can I keep going? Those people either live somewhere weird, no where or the Metro. I threw Bobbie in there to run the place


Nikolas gives a tale to Sam about the ring. Helena gave it to him, he was going to give it to her but forgot about it when the fire happened. Sam buys it. But she's sad to see the ring.

Why did Liz and Ric go to the Metro? They both hate Carly??

HAYDEN and NIK are having sex on the rug at Wyndemere. A LOT of sex.

Sorry, Not Sorry

Hectic Day here!! Haven't watched the show yet...


Wish I was at the Rainforest Cafe! 

Sunday Surgery: The Green Monster

Here we are again, my faithful readers! Another week under our belts and I'm sitting here struggling to remember most of it.  There was about 25 minutes in total over the entire week that interested me. What were they? Well, I'll save them for the "scenes of the week"... because it's all I got. 

Sam's Muffins 

This blog WILL contain a few spoilers, especially about the Ava's situation. Ergo, if you don't want to know, just skip this and finish your bagel. I am a pumpernickel bagel eater myself--with olive cream cheese. (just in case you want to get me one too!)

Bank Hacker

Seen on Facebook: Stupid Nathan travels to NYC to question Silas..instead of you know, CALLING HIM. That will have to be in the Sunday Surgery. 

Don't want to blog today, I wanna nap.  It's gray and ugly here. 

Olivia and Ned were all cute and lovey. WHY DID WALLY KURTH get away? He and Olivia could have gotten married, lived at the Q's. Olivia could get in cook 2's face about cooking. Tracy and Olivia? YES! And 2 families would be brought together.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO, Let Kurth get away and get a contract over at Days??
Nedly is rubbing Olivia's Belly!! 

Anyone wonder why idiot Jake isn't asking Hayden a zillion questions about his life? DO I have a DOG? Who were my parents? Do I have siblings? Who's taking care of the house? Did they pay taxes on the 15th? 

UGH. 

Hayden googled Nikolas and got his phone number in 2 seconds. She's going to Wyndemere for sex, basically. They start having it on the desk-- and Alexis walks in. She couldn't call Nikolas? NOPE. 

Nina and Franco sitting in their hotel room, looking at the stocks. They've done really well for themselves after Shadybrook or what!? 

Oh, Spin looked up Hayden. She has no social media...and no news items but he did hack into her checking account and find out she recently got a lot of money. Did he google Jake? 

This is SO STUPID I HATE THIS STORY########!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden goes home. Fake Jake tries to get money out of her. Spinelli gets a photo of the 2 of them on his phone.

Meanwhile, Jake comes to Sam's...and sees a photo of Robin. Do I know her? Pat says No, you can't. Sam says you probably saw her in Liz' apt in a photo.

ENDING: Nik opens his safe and realizes Jason's ring is gone JUST as Jake drops his car keys and sees......the wedding ring. 

YAWN

I Found Monica...

At the Cunninghams!! 4:01mark!! 

Thx to Dave for this.....