Wednesday, March 11, 2020

CORINTHO-VIRUS HITS PC

We bring you this news briefing as residents are preparing for the Corona Virus. Yes, the name has been changed by producers to better reflect the fact that everything in Port Charles is related to Sonny. 


News from the Forefront: General Hospital 

Epiphany is now guarding the supply closet along with 14  security officers hired from a private firm. No one in or out without a permission slip and 2 forms of ID. 

NO unnecessary visits to ANY Patient at GH at this time. Unless you're Sonny or Carly Corinthos, they are free to wander at will. 

Testing kits seem to have been stolen from the lab; Dr. O and Brad were first suspects but since both are in jail... we need to start back at Square One. 



Scenes from The Metro Court, Charlies Place, Kelly's  and The Floating Rib: 

All closed due to no non-social contact. Ribs available to go; Dev will be delivering all day, every day. Packages will be left at the door. 



THE PCPD HAS NOT ISSUED ANY FORMAL STATEMENTS AT THIS TIME AS THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND OUT IF ANYONE CAN OPERATE OFFICE SUITE ON THE MICROSOFT COMPUTERS. 



The Quartermaine Mansion: 

The Q grounds will hold all quarantined children and babies. Most have been there for months so we know they are safe.  If you have any children to drop off please contact the president of the Q DayCare: Monica Quartermaine. 

Olivia will be making lasagna and ziti, pull around back to pick up your share. One pan per family. Thank you 



Wyndemere: 

All other matters of quarantine are being held at Spoon Island. No one goes in or out without first testing on the launch. People recently on vacation are already sequestered: Nina, Alexis and Dr. Neil Byrnes. Additional Lab Testing will take place in Tunnel 12; site of the lab Griffin was held. 




2020 Nurses Ball: 

Cancelled.  Instead, a live stream of Sonny singing "My Way" will be shown on cable channel 11 for 24 hours. 



Precautions 

Sam McCall will be on special lock-down due to the fact she can't wait to see her love, Jason and may put the entire town at risk. 


Last memo on immunity: 

Those brought back from the dead are immune to the Corintho-Virus which means 75% of PC will remain symptom free. Because of the fiasco with the Toxic Balls however, everyone will be treated the same until we get the all-clear from the CDC. 


MORE UPDATES AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. STAY TUNED TO THE WUB TUB BLOG FOR ALL THE LATEST! 

10 comments:

  1. Girl you not funny! LMAO! This is serious shit...I thought someone had become sick...glad I read it. 🙄😂

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  2. lol You are too funny. I welcomed the laugh this morning.

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  3. We sure needed this! Well done. Thanks!

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  4. I hope the Nurses' Ball isn't really cancelled.

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  5. Finally something about this virus to make me smile & laugh. Great job Karen!!

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  6. I STILL think someone we know is behind the Neil/Alexis thing.

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  7. YOU are hired as the next GH head writer. So awesome

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