Sunday, December 18, 2016

Sunday Surgery: La Cage aux Folles

Let Me Entertain You

General Hospital in a nutshell this week: 2-3 scenes involving the "Holiday Gala" with 4-5 characters and multiple scenes with a rapist in a cage being shocked with a dog collar. 


Yep. That's our show. Just all the joyful jingle of the season!!!

I think I'll have some Christmas Cookies my neighbor brought over with some peppermint tea. Settle in. This should be short, sweet, and bitchy. 





AND here it was... Tom in the dog cage with a 'witty' Franco torturing him. You know what I thnk of this 'story' and how absolutely unnecessary it is so I shall spare you that. Liz showed up at the art studio so we were treated to Franco acting all nervous.  Ho-Hum. and Bah-Humbug.





In case you missed it, Alexis is still drinking. 



and...drinking...



Ok, this woman doesn't age--well, she does and she looks better than she did when she was 20!! And totally unbotoxy.!! Felicia showed up to help Maxie with wedding plans (I had forgotten she was even having a wedding lol)  and they started talking about Lulu and Charlotte. Maxie was a bit upset that her daughter, Georgie ('member her?) is in Seattle but at least she's well taken care of. Why can't she come live with Maxie again? Who knows. 



Grandma Happy Face: Finally a GIRL! Laura was happy to hear about Charlotte but like us, was a bit confused at her 'conception". Well, add another Cassadine to the family!  Dante told Olivia too. ..he doesn't seem as happy at ALL about this. 




Yet another opportunity to see Nelly with her clothes off. She seems to like the black look. She came home from the "Gala" to gaze at her music box and scar. Michael came over. It seems Nelly doesn't want to get too involved with Michael so she can carry out her revenge plan against Carly without guilt. 



In Further Nelly News, Sonny asks Jason not to tell Carly about him sleeping with her. Jason isn't happy about this at all and tells Sonny he needs to come clean. Sonny refuses. Ergo, the truth will come out exactly when Carly is almost all over her anger with him. Jason will be held accountable by her because 'he knew'. Soap 101




For those keeping track, Hayden is still on/off death's door. She's now 'almost dead' again and Finn goes home in a panic, trying to figure out the cure. Roxy's shedding skin makes him get a light-bulb moment. (ZOINKS!)  I guess he's going to concoct something after injecting Roxy with serum. The one good thing about that? Brad's on for lab tests Monday.



Ava was in her glory taunting Alexis when Jordan came over to see Jules. She played a cat and mouse game that Jordan couldn't have picked up if it hit her in the head. 



OH, yeah...still drinking! 




SCENE OF THE WEEK: Tracy getting her "mother" monologue in at Hayden's Bedside 



PROP OF THE WEEK: Ship at the Pawn Shop, containing the camera to spy on Jason and Curtis. 



RUNNER UP: The Daddy Note Nell found in her very own blue box o' pain (complete with a baby rattle and music ballerina!) 



FACE OF THE WEEK:  Sonny listening to Nelly and Carly talk. LOL this is priceless


There you have it! Now we know Olivia Jerome will be back, upping the whole Mobby Events. I do want to see Tonja and Maura together.  The Julexis thing? Who knows. NLG is funny as the drunk who spikes her coffee (with VODKA? yuck!) Nina's all mad at Valentin about not telling her Charlotte is really Lulu's kid. Sonny's on a collision course with a plotting Nelly. Rumor has it that she is going to say she's pregnant. Here's hoping she sleeps with Michael and really does get pregnant, and Sonny will think it's his. LOL. I don't really care about Nell's motives by the way. Boring already. Next week is a full week of GH as this last Friday was a rerun due to Obama's speech. 

I'll be having a busy one that's for sure. I'll try to hop on now and again! Have a great Sunday. 

11 comments:

  1. I'd like GH to give us a Christmas present: Not one mention of embryos or wanting a baby for all of 2017!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Now that Lulu got her girl she's safe, it's just Nina we gotta worry about, ugh!

      Delete
  2. All I want for Christmas is about half the cast cut and the return of a few. Does anyone remember how BORING Jason Quartermaine was? Then Jason MORGAN dazzled us everyday as Stonecold with a heart. He was sexy, quiet, and oh those leather jacket shootouts!! Wow!! He could sizzle with Liz or Sam. He loved both. Then we got Jason BLAH HE is more boring than the Quartermaine one all wimped out over babies, digging through trash, chumming with Carly who now acts more mature than he is. Can we just pretend this guy was one of Helenas last experiments and REHIRE STEVE BURTON. Forget the last two horrid years of Jason's descent into ordinary. Forget ruining Liz's character with her never would have lied to him self. Forget how Sam has been turned from a PI into...well what is it she even does all day? Rewind. Bring back Tyler Christopher too...cough up the bucks GH. We need A FEW GOOD MEN BACK!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. PS Now that ABC owns the rights again can we kill off Franco ,cut Roger Hayworth's hair and bring back Todd? While we are using those same rights I think AMC's Tad Martin could add humor right along with Todd and Erica Cane could showdown well with Tracy!! Erica and Lucy could join forces and open a new cosmetics company- Deceptive Enchantment! Their first make over is ALEXIS getting her to DUMP BOOZE AND JULES! Stand on her own again! Yes!

    ReplyDelete
  4. The spray bottle was clearly the MVP of the week.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Karen: would you like to participate in a talk show about the future of GH and US soaps? If so, contact me at cosmoetica@gmail.com.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Guess Tonja Walker and Lisa LoCicero will not be spending much time on screen together.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL! unless she plays Alex Olanav (blanked on last name spelling).

      Delete
  7. "I guess he's going to concoct something after injecting Roxy with serum."

    Oh he was injecting her?! I thought he was going to extract from her. Hmmm.

    ReplyDelete

COURT

  So people are at the courthouse.  Joss talks to Kristina about Jason and says he's not guilty. Kristina says: YAH he is! They keep arg...