It's all Greek to Me

The island? OMG...first of all "Valentin" isn't nasty AT ALL. Sam and Jason act like they DGAF about this.  LOL 
Theo is speaking Greek. Nikolas can speak it too. 
Theo/Valentin flashes his Cassadine Tattoo. He is indeed, Valentine...Mekkos bastard Son.
Boy, this is really boring. Sad. 

Alexis bought a pregnancy test. YES she DID. UGH. Her girls want to have a movie night and she wants to go pee on the stick.  They find it in the kitchen. Alexis says yes, she could be pregnant. (:eyeroll:) she asks them to leave so she can pee in private. She doesn't do it today. 

Alexis needed to be ON THE ISLAND!  You know with the rest of the Cassadines?? It's like they don't even remember she IS a Cassadine. It's a boring ass'd story but.... at least include her. 

Lucas is talking to Jules. "you're not my father, Tony Jones was my father" !! Olivia walks in to bitch at him too. "You'll never see Leo again"! Then she goes to say that SONNY (Unlike Jules) is Wonderful, Loyal and Courageous -- Barf. 

Hammy and Sonny...bonding at the Metro. Hams wants to know if Sonny deals in illicit drugs--prescription to be exact.  Sonny lectures him on why he won't sell illegal drugs. Hammy tells him he's dying and got a disease. Sonny thinks he might know someone that 'knows someone'

Tracy and Hayden meet her mama. Hay thinks she can get what they need. She says she'll give up the name if they pay her.  She calls her dealer. He tells her that the street name for the drug is Zen Zen. She also thinks Hammy is an addict since it's a street drug.
If it's a STREET DRUG why the hell would Hammy Finn need an overseas connection??????? this makes no sense. None.