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This week was a mess...mostly because I skipped 2 days and really didn't want to watch to catch up.
BUT! There's a whole batch of ladies showing their tah-tahs to get to, and that Rachel business.
Oh. And a Lizard.
Oh, yes, the Lizard (or chameleon, whatever)
I was going to skip this week all together for a little Spring Break but I decided to get something up. Sorry if it's short.
Since it's Easter-- I'm going for hot cross buns.
Um, there's a Nathan joke in there but...disrespectful
TOP WORDS OF THE WEEK:
RACHEL WHO? (alternative: Google It, Bitch)
HAHAHA. Oh, how funny. ALLLL The ladies bared their chests in solidarity with Oliva. Although... how did this go from breast feeding to middle aged ladies in their black bras? Diane's face said it all "Spare Me".
Sam and Jason got divorced to "start over". By the way, Jason was embarrassed to learn you can't use the crayons Kelly's puts out to sign your name with on an official document.
Why, yes..I've had 4 faces before this, so what? Can't you see I got a haircut and a clipped, new accent of speech?
I loved that Monica called Hammy Finn, and had obviously met him but was all "OMG I forgot how much you looked like Dr. Clay".. :eyeroll: WHY? WHY WHY WHY? Why? Other than the lizard, this is about as exciting and fun as ...well, Silas Clay.
So...in all the medical books in all the world...I had to be written to get BRAIN WORMS. Nice. Thanks. Great.
Ok, so Liz overheard the name Naomi Berlin and got Hayden's computer and figured out she's really Rachel Berlin. Oh, you know Rachel, she's the daughter of
Here's a woman who wanted to distance herself from the world, cut ties, changed her name, moved to East-Hick Beecher's Corners and then is on TINDER and gets involved with Ric who hires her to play Jason's wife.
Let that sink in.
So, does NO ONE plan out anything when they move through stories anymore? I think not.
How dare you lie to me after I shoot you in the head and leave you for dead?
(OMG, that could totally be a line in my musical!*)
WHO'S CLAUDIA NATHAN? Who is she??? WHO IS SHE???
We got to have the "I'm having a nightmare on top of me" scene (Previously played by Dillon and Lulu, right down to the mean face). Does anyone care who Claudia is? Unless Griffin used to be Claudia, don't care.
Parker/Krissy scenes were just awkward. and not because of the subject matter. It's obvious they have feelings for each other but Parker is just playing stupid games that seem to make no sense. Even after the kiss is it was weird as hell.
ZOINKS MA! It's a Law book! "Oh yes, I got that for Scotty...the whole set". She did. Laura actually charged it to a credit card (which was quite a big deal in the late 70's) and Scotty got mad at her. Luke gave her the money and she was working it off at the Campus Disco. Also, a corsage fell out. It was the one she wore to the Law-Ball. Oh, and then! Guess what? There were letters circled in the book for her to decode! Get your Ovaltine Ring out!
Yeah?? Hello?? I've had my last FOUR SCENES on a phone. So... either move this along or I'm gone like Donkey-Kong.
Um... hey, Griffin? Talking to Sonny about God's forgiveness and being all priest-like isn't going to cut it. Just thought I'd warn you.
SCENE OF THE WEEK: Yah, so sue me. I'm a sucker for Epiphany and Sonny's dimples. Mo seemed to be having fun in this scene and totally engaged. So..there you go.
PROP OF THE WEEK: Scotty's law books. Made me think of the Campus Disco and how much I loved GH Back in the Day!
FACE OF THE WEEK: Smuggy VonSmuggerton. Liz did in 30 seconds what it was taking Sam a month to do. Which begs the question: Why did we bother with those scenes?
That's it! Sometimes watching GH is like slogging through the mud. That was one of those weeks for me. Yes, Monica was on. Yes, I got a pet Lizard to love. But--oh there's so many BUTS!!! I wanted so many of these stories written differently. Especially the Hayden one. Having her be Susan and working with Paul to get Tracy and Nikolas at the same time could have been really good. I also hope this Helena-Key-Caper isn't something dull and Scooby-Doo like. I would have loved for a wax replica of Stavros' head to have been in that box, btw. :) Or a least a spider to crawl out.
Well..hope you have a great Easter if you celebrate and if you don't, there's never a bad time to eat a Reese's peanut butter egg!!
*Oh, you know I'm going to have to write a "Finn and Berlin" Musical. :)