Monday, January 9, 2017

Empty Bottles

Roger and Kin are on. Good Day for Karen. I just love them. Franco says his alibi for the time that Tom died was being locked in a dog cage. Scotty was like WHOA!! Liz is kinky! ahhaha
Franco: "You're on Facebook"?
Scotty: Yes, Twitter too, it's how I get my clients!

Franco: And you didn't friend me? 
They search hashtags to see if there are photos up from Gene's Bar..find one and Alexis and Tom are in the background. 

Homeless Shelter...yada yada. Cut to pawn shop and lady nails/rings. Zzzzzzz They send Swayze to Baltimore. He told them they can get into the pawn shop through the catacombs 

Kiki and Dilly didn't even GO TO LA! AHAHAA they are back in Port Charles!! WELP. They turned around in Detroit and came home. zzzzzzzzzz
Ate Chinese food. Kissed.
Liz interrupts them looking for Franco. 

Laura is on Facebook-- she put up pictures of the kids ice skating...Kevin fell on the ice. He had to go to the ER. hee hee (nothing big) Laura says Everyone, even Franco deserves another chance.  

Julian gives Lexi a big crate of booze, all empty. HE tells her he'd never hurt her .well, ok She gets a car to leave again. He tells her if she goes he'll call Sam. She stays.. Oh wait, she remembers she got the knife away from Tom and pointed it at him. IN a flashback she says "You messed with the wrong woman'. NOW she needs to go have a drink.  No, wait..she remembers more and tells Julian she killed Tom Baker. 

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Sunday Surgery: Soup's ON!

RING BLING SELFIE! 

This week saw THREE episodes of General Hospital. Ergo, not a hell of a lot to talk about. Couple that with the boring things happening and you should be out of here toot sweet!  




Wait a minute..so do I serve the potatoes first or the peas? 
Jason, we aren't actually SERVING The food. 
Huh.. well, can I have a donut? 




Hey, man...you got some great hair there for a homeless guy. What  products do you use? 

OMG. This "Juilan Bomb" thing is a ...bomb. JaSam, including Curtis, are running around trying to find out who planted what like it's 1982. Meanwhile we get to see English Pawnshop Man and Robe Wearing Mystery lady every now and then to remind us how much we don't care. 



Hey, don't I know you?
Nope..
I think I was in court with you during the rape trial. 
Nope. 
Maybe I was drinking back then too. 



So, rapey Tom is dead. Who done it? Franco's trying to find out--not Jordan because...well, this is GH.  So he goes to our new hangout Pete's and  drops some cash to learn about the night Tom was there. Alexis is lurking in the corner. He puts 2 and 2 together. Alexis had some flashbacks making it look like she did it. *sigh*. Whatever.  PS I haven't seen a jukebox like that in ages. Not even in dive bars. 



Hammer-Time is down again. 



Anna, what do you see? 
A watch.....a hall..and a watch......wait .wait....no it's the watch again......
Anything else?
Um....oh up ahead....there's a..a.. watch. Broken. Watch. My watch. 



OMG I'm married LOOK!! 
Wait..what? Nina....how...when?
I took all your wedding stuff and did it!! 
OUR WEDDING? 
Ok, don't get all mad, I'll send you photos and you can put them in your album!



You boyz needs to just calms down. I"m only on for 2 scenes and I need no fightings.
Who ares yous anyway?
I'm Tom Baker's Brother. 

Is your name Cook?
No I'm a Baker...

Candlestick maker? 
Oh Francos you are such a card! 



Why aren't I on this show more? I mean we're great friends, I'm witty and fun...
I don't know, Diane, why am I drunk all the time? 


RECAP:
Some homeless guy getting roughed up, getting the gang of 3 closer to the "mystery lady in the upstairs of the pawnshop".

Alexis figures out she was the last one to see Tom, Franco figures it out too. Her bar bill was $62. Thought you'd like to know that. PS. I put my money on Tom's brother as the killer. I mean, why else is he around? 

Hayden seems better but Hammy Finn is down again.  So you know, we get to see him shoot up. Which if you think about it, that's what he's done since he got on the show. Zzzz.

Anna's getting hypnotized to try to remember stuff about the Whistler. So far we've got a broken watch. 

Val and Nina are married, she wants to be Charlotte's mommy. She tells Naxie. They are shocked! 


So, see ya Monday if I'm able!  GH better step it up. Also, conflicting reports are out that DAYS may be canceled to make room for Megyn Kelly. People pulled it's report after Soap Twitter at them alive, but EW still has it up. The show may up in the 3rd hour of the Today Show which wouldn't affect the show.  Keep an eye out on that--we can't afford to lose another soap! 





Saturday, January 7, 2017

GH will Air On Monday




Sorry--yesterday was a weird weird day. As you know, there was no GH yesterday due to the Florida incident ergo, Friday's show will air Monday.  Not sure I'll do Sunday Surgery because there were only 3 days of the show--and...they weren't all that. 


Thursday, January 5, 2017

$60 Bar Bill

Franco bribes the bartender at the bar...Alexis is standing RIGHT THERE but no one sees her LOL -- Alexis starts drinking. When Franco leaves, she tries to talk the bartender into saying Tom stayed and she left. Then, in a flashback we see her walk out and Tom follow. He grabs her and turns her around...
Then, Franco is behind Alexis (at the bar) and he's heard the whole exchange.  Alexis goes home.
Franco calls Scotty, tells him to go meet him at the roadhouse.

Ava and Julian talking about Alexis and why he tried to kill her. He doesn't tell her why he's back in the mob. Sam Calls.




Sam and Jason and Curtis are feeding the homeless today. Yes, that's right.  They meet a guy (Patrick Swayze's Brother) "BUZZ". Curtis is pretending he's a minister. They end up shoving the guy down and try to 'make him talk'.  He finally says that the REAL boss is a woman. 


Sam meets Julian at the Metro...Ava goes with him but she leaves. She wants to know about the guy from the pawn shop. Zzzzzz He says someone is STILL trying to kill him and she should be careful. 

Nell was on with Carly at the Metro-- she seemed all happy they were together on NYE.  Carly thinks that She and Michael should get together. Nellie says she's already seeing someone. 

Alexis goes home. Julian comes home with a crate of wine for her. Huh? Weird. 


Nice Church cafeteria set--liked the props/extras.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Bloody Marys


Diane: 2016 was one of the worst years on record. But it’s gone, it’s over, it’s done with. It’s in the rear-view mirror.

Diane and Alexis were on..yeah. Alexis tells her that she saw Tom on the night of his death.

Anna is being hypnotized by Maddox. She remembers the hallway and whistler-- watch. Yada  yada.  Anna's watch..it's on the floor-- broken stuck on   11:05 October 29th. It's her birthday --she seems disoriented. 

Nina tells Maxie she's married to Valentin. They hijacked the wedding. LOL 

Dr. O was on talking to FRANCO about TOM-O. Franco then goes to Pete's Bar to question the bartender. Alexis slips in behind him. 

Tuesday, January 3, 2017



Lulu is still whining bout Charlotte...She's actually the one that put the ValNina wedding in motion by saying she was going for sole custody. 

Sam calls Alexis who's passed out. Then she goes over there and pounds on the door.  They start telling her about the Julian thing and Julian is right there, hiding lol. Sam thinks Alexis is drunk. They kinda get pissy with each other. 

Franco goes to see Liz..He says that his DNA and fingerprints are all over the knife. God they even manage to make RoHo boring. 


Valentin and Nina are married. They make love. Later, Nina finds his gun. (NOT THAT GUN, this real gun! LOL). He says he has to protect Charlotte. 

CarSon..same old shit...then they start to make out again. On off..off on...and they have sex today. Carly actually apologizes to Sonny about 'punishing him". Barf


After Nina and Val have sex, they go into the Metro and tell Lulu and Dante

END of SHOW: Alexis met Tom at the bar on the 21st-- I guess the same night he was killed? The bartender remembered her being there. She had a flashback. 
Welp.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Sunday Surgery: The Year That Was


You've seen my Wub Awards for 2016 so I won't spend too much on this past year of GH. There was a show this week --shortened to 4 days. I'll comment on that too! 

Team Jelly has had time to weave their take into the canvas and shape the stories for the 900 characters on our show. It's been a long year and not exactly "Must Watch TV" for me.  Read the Michael Fairman interview with Frank and Jelly if you want to know why they did what they did. Or didn't do. 



I still have stuff left from Christmas and New Year's Eve to nosh on!! That includes Cranberry Muffins and coffee cake. 


Rehash

 Carly and Val talk about the Joss/Sonny situation. Carly hasn't talked to her yet, she's stalling. She says Joss is going to do wha...