There's a SPOILER IN HERE so......read at own RISK

Reason to watch the show today: Dr. O and Nina. Dr. O is crushing on Nina. Nina figures out Victor probably isn't Nathan's father. Yeah, that "Storyline" is still out there. I have NO care who's Nate's pappy is. NONE. Don't care. 

Micheal's dodging and weavin' at the Metro Bar. Kiki's crying. Michael freaks out. Just like the other day. Why does he go to the Metro where his mother is? He hates her! 

It's almost Duke's last day...and they are letting SLOANE Stay. Which is so so wrong, yet consistent for GH lately.
SIGH. UGHHHHHHHH SLOANE.
Duke has a history in PC. Duke is kinda fun with Lucy...Duke is running Sonny's coffee crap. DUKE and Anna's undercurrent of lust/love with her FBI thing could be so delicious. BUT NO..KEEP SLOANE.
BARF
He tells her that Duke's on a hit list. So he can use HER SHOWER. Yep. Her shower.  He's so tan he's almost politically incorrect. 

Ava wants to die. Silas is like OK...so, Nate interrupts. He questions Silas and then leaves.
Ava's death party is continuing.  He injects her. Spoiler alert: He's gonna transfer Avery's marrow into her when she's out. So..there's that. Wonder when we'll see them again. 

Franco is blackmailing Nedly for the shares. HE alllllllmost tells Alexis but she leaves to do damage control with Michael. 


THEN THERE'S THIS:::::::::::::::::

SQUEEEEEEEEE!! I loved loved LOVED the first Star Wars movie. It was magic. MAGIC I tell you. It was the first movie that just thrilled me. You have no idea how it was to watch the first one with that new technology. WOW.
I can't WAIT TO SEE CHEWY AND HANS!!!!!! 

LukeSon Day!

Sonny and Luke. Older, Grayer... and finally they sit and talk.  They talk about abuse.  Then Sonny asks why Luke turned on him. Which I'd like to know. 
OH! Let's see. Luke tells Sonny he's secretly envied him all these years. He really DID want Frank Smith's territory. He saw Sonny as "the prince of the city" and really wanted that life.
WELP.
There you go. That's why Fluke went after Sonny.
Okay then. 
As a good friend pointed out on Twitter: LAURA LEFT the show in 2002. Fluke/Luke had all the time in the WORLD to take over Sonny's mob. But waits until now.
This is why rewrites suck folks! 


Olivia and Julian...sigh. Blab blab..this is going to go on FOREVER with the baby stuff. 

Ned wants Michael to step down from ELQ.  Mike says NO way and tears up agreement. Says "come at me".  Drinks. Says he has a driver and leaves.

Ava's curled up on the bed. Silas shows her the photo of Avery.  Silas so took Avery, it's all over his face. 

Nate tells Dr. O the cameras were turned off in the hospital. She thinks Silas took the baby. Good guess. 
OMG...Nate makes it to NYC in 2.2 minutes!! 

Franco and Nina blah blah..blah. Franco tells her that Ned gave him ELQ shares. 

Tweeting Tony Geary

Yes, I was actually tweeting "him" yesterday during the Fluke scenes as if he's on Twitter and was going to read my comments. Just another example of a delusional soap fan; one of which he appears to disdain so much. I'm not going to sit here and pretend this op ed will do anything but make me feel better. I'm also not going to pretend that we don't all know that Geary has had a heavy hand in writing this Fluke "saga". 
Therein lies the rub... 

Fish Belly

Why is Fluke Back? GET out. Go away. See ya. Bye. :waving: Please GO! 
Fluke: "You Raped Laura...and then sold it as the greatest love story ever told"...
 and Luke then says: 
"No,  I Didn't sell it like that, the rest of the world did" 
Yet another lovely swipe at the audience. Screw that. WHY do they keep letting us know the "rape story" should never have become the LnL story. I GOT IT!! Sorry I enjoyed it and how magical Francis and Geary were. How they made me fall for them and forgive Luke. Sorry. SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. 
I'm someone that even likes Tracy and Luke as an evolution of his character. But enough is enough. Shut up. 


THE BABY IS GONE! MISSSING!!! WHERE IS SHE???? Nina you have her? No I don't! Michael, you have her? No I don't (repeat for about 20 minutes)
Someone could have checked the damn security cam in the hallway to see who took her and saved about 3 days worth of crap. 

Carly and Sonny are talking to MoKi. Carly is saying Michael flipped out and they shouldn't judge him because it wasn't "really him". 

Bobbie is on Today but they couldn't show the damn sentencing with Tracy and Diane???? Of course not.  Instead we get everyone standing around looking for the baby. 

Ellie Fish is back. The dialog is weird. Didn't they break up? Oh they did. She wants him back, but he's with Maxie now.
OMG. This is just like the Nate convo but with ELLIE!! 

Today's SHOW. Tattoo You

I can not stand the actress that plays Valerie. Don't like her facial expressions or her delivery. And I can have that opinion. 
You see where this is going?
Valerie and Dante.
YEP. OMG UGHHHHHHH, why her??? 
Why is she on this show and NOT ROSIE? 

Lulu's going crazy in the hospital room. I'm sick of Luke in the bed already. He's seeing a tattoo on his arm. 

Why did I think Spinelli was also living in the loft? Did he move right back into Maxie's in one day?

Oh, Nate wants Maxie back, btw. OMG, Spin overhears him telling Maxie he wants her back. Then Spin says the same speech Nate gave Maxie when SPIN came back. I'm serious.!! "Are you sure you want to be with me? Now that you know he wants you back"?? OMG
HAAHHAHA. 

Baby Avery is gone. Who has her? Is it Nina? Michael? Silas? Heather? Scared you with the Heather thing, no?
Silas I think is taking her to NYC to cure Ava.  That's my guess. She's on her way to give Ava the marrow! 

Felix is back! For like a day. Helping Sabby put together the pill mystery.  And...he's gone. 

Scotty and Franco. Talking about Nina. Where is she? Where could she be? Oh, there she is! 

Luke's trial happened OFF CAMERA. He's supposedly going to Pentonville. Supposedly, Diane was there too. You know DIANE. 
OFF CAMERA 


END Of show: Spinelli says: Hi Ellie when he opens the door. She's on tomorrow. Because you know GH has to have MORE characters on for a day. 

Sunday Surgery: Blurry Vision

I'm going to try my very best to write this week's surgery without swearing too much or being such a witch about the show you won't want to read this.  

Here, look upon the face of angel baby, the one great wonder of this whole week: 

Show Saver 

Make yourself a nice hearty breakfast and don't forget your allergy pills, Michael tells us it's a "bad year" for them! 

OH MY GOD...zzzzzzzzz

The Better Call Saul shoutout made my episode. That was about it. 

YEPPER

Nina is out looking for Silas, runs into him at GH. She says she's sorry. He's sorry too. He got some DNA samples or something from the lab.

The Q house..CPS is going to take the baby. First to the hospital to get her checked out, then giving her to Kiki.  

Lucas and Nate talk about Maxie (since when do they know each other?) In case you missed it, you can hear all about it today. 

And for GOD SAKES instead of Spinelli just SAYING THE SAME shit over and over to Maxie, just have him GOOGLE HAYDEN Barnes. Please for the love of GOD. Even IF Ric planted some web stuff, Spinelli should be able to find out the truth about this stupid caper in like 10 minutes. BUT NO, instead he's groveling after Maxie. 

Ned and Todd were good. Funny at least. I'll FF to their scenes later tonight.

Julian and Olivia. Whatever. 

I even stopped tweeting it was such a bore.

Takin' a nap. I'll catch the rest later before I tear into Sunday Surgery.