Wednesday, April 6, 2016

GH Hump Day ...Literally

GH is just a mess right now. Stories are just all over the place and nothing is running in a timeline. 



Laura is still up in the attic? day 7, btw. 

Today we had the following:

Curtis moving into Wyndemere. 


Sam and Jason in his storage unit figuring out that Nik had Hayden shot. Sam acts all surprised. Probably because Sam/Nikolas weren't in more than 3 scenes all last year! 


Sonny and Carly talking about Carlos. WTF. Do WE EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS STORY ANYMORE????/
Ava figures out Sonny's the one threatening her.

Krissy and Molly.  How you know you're gay? I don't know I'm gay.. but I might be gay.. But I don't know

Alexis and Parker. Discussing Krissy's sexuality.  Is she gay? maybe...maybe not? She could be..but maybe not? 

OMG The most STUPID scene ever happened. Ok, so Sam went to Wyndemere to tell Nik she's turning him into the police. (Um, if you are going to turn someone in, you don't GO AND TELL THEM!!). She gets out her phone and Nikolas tries to grab it... and they fight and Jason runs in to stop him..then Curtis comes out and fights. Jason tries to strangle Nik until Sam pulls him off. Hayden is all "That's attempted murder"!! ahahahaa.
OMG!!!!!!!!

Then JaSam goes back into the storage unit. They are going to make the wub. I guess that's why we had to go through all this foolishness. Sam even said when they got back "I don't care about Nikolas"!
UM, but you go over there to threaten him? WTF.
BIZARRE!!!!!!!!
And didn't we just see this at the Metro? 

JaSam make the love. 

If you watch my periscope I totally said the DEAD BIRD would be next. And that's what Ava got. 




13 comments:

ishouldreadmore said...

Yikes!!! I found it totally disgusting that Jason beat the crap out of two guys, and then Same was so turned on they had hot sex. Don't like the message it sends.

sonya said...

Outside Port Chuckles:

Alexis and Parker:

Love their scenes today! Great dialog! Although Parker didn't tell Alexis of the seduction with wine that Parker was doing. But other than that, it was awesome!

Port Chuckles: Poor Molly missed dinner! She must be starving!!!

Julexis's home:

Julian and Ava: Ava is so skeered!!! Oh inappropriate hand touching on Julian's face before she left!!

Molly and Krissy:

Krissy: She said that I am just confused.

Molly: Well, you ARE confused.

You tell her Molly!!!!

Krissy: But not about my feelings for Parker.

HUH?! Krissy you are NOT getting it! BAH! This dialog is confusing and frustrating me! I think I am going to have a stroke!!!!

Julian and Krissy: Okay I am having a stroke now. Right now.

Carson home:

Carson: Carly is skeeeeeered!!!!

Ava and Sonny: So basically,

Ava: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sonny: What?!

Carly: Tra la la la la la.

Jason's garage apartment: Paint and wall chit chat chit chat chit chat. *drinks wine* Chit chat chit chat chit chat.

Paint: What has happened to him?

If you say Emily's death happened to Nik, I will punch you in the nose! Oh okay she didn't. Whew.

Wyndemere: Curtis and Nik with a side order of RayRay was delicious!! Cus he is getting his karma!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe Sam told Nik that she was going to call the police on him!!!! Sam you are an idiot!

Sam and Nik: So basically,

Sam: I am so mad at you! You did a bad thing! How dare you! I am calling the police on you!!!!

Nik: No!!!!! Give me that phone!!!

Sam: No!!!!! Get off of me you sick freak!

Nik: No!!!!

Jason: By the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!

Jason beats up Curtis AND Nik! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! And Curtis is all like WHAAAAAAT!?!?! I bet you wish you didn't leave Crimson with Julian getting beaten up by Nina eh Curtis? :) Well geez Jason! Now Sam can't call the cops on Nik now that you have beaten and almost killed Nik!!!! Paint and Wall are both idiots! The Nina and Julian scene at Crimson was a lot better scene than this scene!

The bedroom: Okay what an odd and strange scene. In all the millions of bedrooms, Nik has to sleep on that bed?!!?!! He couldn't just get up and go to another bedroom!?!!?! Especially with a lock on it!?!?! He just grabs a knife and lays in bed, while RayRay grabs a knife on her side and lays there?!!?! HUH?!!?!?!! idiotic!!!! They have turned into the war of the roses!!! Anybody remember that movie? That was a great movie, but here, UGH!

Jason's garage apartment: Chit chat chit chat chit chat.. Oh watching Jason beat up and almost kill Nik got them both turned on! Oh look they are making a porno movie. ICK! And that hug at the end, was strange.. Is it over already!?!?! That was quick. Did she give him a hug to thank him for the sex?

Little Jason: It's been so long since I have seen you!

Little Sam: Yes it has!!!!

Me: I'm having another stroke.

Ava's home:

Time for beddy bye Ava.. And she is wearing no makeup! :) I was thinking is there going to be a horse head in her bed? NOPE! A dead bird! ROFL! Too bad they didn't have a message at the end of the show saying,

No birds were harmed in the making of this episode.


Di said...

ishouldreadmore said...
Yikes!!! I found it totally disgusting that Jason beat the crap out of two guys, and then Same was so turned on they had hot sex. Don't like the message it sends.

I thought the same thing. What message are they trying to send - violence is sexy?

I'm also disgusted that it looks like they're going back to jason being a thug after giving us hope that he'd build a different life.

And that whole bedroom scene with Nic and Hayden was just plain sick. What the hell are they turning this show into?

And then a dead bird in a bed to end the show. What a great family friendly afternoon! *throws up*

Michelle Latta said...

Violence is not the answer, but in Jason's defense he was protecting his wife....er ex wife. I had to leave for work so I didn't see the snails in bed with knives. LOL!
Horses head, LMAO to whoever said that haha!

sonya said...

"Michelle Latta said..I had to leave for work so I didn't see the snails in bed with knives. LOL!"

ROFL! It starts at 33:20

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x40xc7g_general-hospital-4-6-16-gh-4-6-16_news

"Horses head, LMAO to whoever said that haha!"

Hahahaha! I did! :)

emily said...

I'm dying of laughter right now! Best post ever!

LiamAZ said...

UGHhhh.....

I'm getting that Sam hate all over again...and it's not love to hate!

Why are they writing her character this way? I feel like the show has slid backwards into the horrible Sonny/Carly/Jason/Sam trauma that I suffered through a few years back. And frankly, the girl's got a rap sheet longer than most citizen of Port Charles, so this sudden ridiculous attitude about what is right and what is wrong just comes across as a bunch of BS and it's insulting.


I did like the Alexis/Parker scenes. This is the kind of Alexis that I love and remember, not the boy-crazy, teenage-acting twit she can sometimes be.

Di said...

LiamAZ said... I feel like the show has slid backwards into the horrible Sonny/Carly/Jason/Sam trauma that I suffered through a few years back.

I'm feeling the same way. And after giving us hope that they'd write Jason differently we'll soon be back to all the mob crap. The only difference is that they've also vilified some of the decent characters on the show now too and soon everyone will will be dark and evil and all mobbed up.

SaveOurSuds said...

That was a really weird episode. Not nearly as good as the rest of the week. Jasam's love scene was very good but there was too much WTFery surrounding it. I was overall disappointed.

nance24 said...

Hayden and Nik in bed with their knives made me think of a promo on Investigation ID for one of their shows lol..... Have I missed something that told us why Hayden and Curtis are so close? I thought he was just someone she hired?

Wanda Woman said...

Can someone get Nik to wear a t-shirt under his shirt? He's always been a bit nipply, but yesterday he also had sweat stains under his pits and on his back!

Michelle Latta said...

I've seen him wear the wife beater tank tops before, didn't even notice what you saw.

Michelle Latta said...

I've seen him wear the wife beater tank tops before, didn't even notice what you saw.