Friday, February 3, 2012
ABC May Launch "The Moo"!
With ratings dismal for their mid-afternoon show "The Revolution", a new idea is in the works to have a replacement in the offering. So, to fit in with "The View" and "The Chew", execs have ordered 3 episodes of "The Moo" --a program dedicated to having "ordinary people" learn the "spiritual awaking" of milking cows. Guest hosts such as Mr. Green Jeans and Pamela Anderson will keep audiences guessing...and tuning in day after day as udder-chaos is exposed!!
Host Nicole Richie can't wait to start "It gives me some use with my experience from my reality show" she says. Insiders reveal that Paris Hilton is in talks to join the panel which will judge each contestant on their milking techniques after only three sessions with "Milking Professionals".
So, don't fret soap fans, if "The Revolution" tanks, ABC has something all ready to follow it! Get your Milkin' On!
Posted by kdmask