Sunday Surgery: IV Drip

That's what I feel like GH is doing to me. A slow--slow IV drip. A bit of this, hardly any of that--then dashes and bursts of things. I wish they'd put a little amphetamine  in there. The timeline is so off and I just can't understand why things are still so choppy. Random stuff just inserted then dropped. 3-4 days go by without revisiting a storyline (or in the case of TJ/Molly weeks), then they pop up for a minute--and go away again. Days of really great material and cliffhangers and days of sheer boredom.  Slice and Dice, baby.
This week I'll discuss gauze bandages, reality TV and what I see as a big mistake coming!

SCOOPS!

Mr. Trouble

 NEW Scoopies are up..and Joe Jr. will be coming back-- he's the guy that raped "Connie"-- I also don't think Sam will find her baby anytime soon and looks like the Llanview piece will be coming. See you for Sunday Surgery!!

"The Key is Under the Scotch"

Why did Lulu think it would be ok with Dante if she partnered with Johnny? I mean...he's her ex and a mobster. Gee, Hmmmmmmmm.


Kristina. Not happy, don't like her. This Reality show thing--how did they get into Sonny's?? Geesh. He was fun giving them pastries and trying to be all nice. Still don't like NuKrissy.

NONONONONONONONO!

Luke and Anna. Another NO COMMENT. NO. THANK YOU!! Today they just spider monkey-d each other!!

Ewan seems like Mr. BusyBody--not a therapist. ConKate left her baby boy in a dresser drawer. Um, Emma was left in a tree soooooooo, which is worse? LOL.  Then Connie/Kate talks about becoming Kate and forgetting about her dresser drawer baby.

Dante and Johnny. zzzz "I'll be watchin' ya Johnny" says Dante. Yeah. Ok, right.

SO, we have a baby floating around and a new guy on...is he a red herring? BECAUSE IF NOT he's HUGELY OBVIOUS!!  

OH AND JOHN made a Transylvania joke to Luke! pfft!


TODD bought CRIMSON!! woot!! (in previews) 

The Un-Kiss!

Dante took his shirt off-- and we saw the loft for the first time in a long time.  He's not happy about the Haunted Star action with Johnny. And Carly's not happy either.


Luke and Anna. Luke looking at her in her yoga gear!! LOL..I love them..AS FRIENDS people. I'm so happy that he and Tracy may be getting back together. Tracy and Alice all pally around, dishing about the relationship!! eeeeeeeeee!! 
FUN dialog today!
I DIDN'T LIKE that massage!! No! stop it. And they KISSED! Better be more of a "Marty McFly and his Mom" kiss


Sonny and John-- talking about Theresa and the CLUB.  Sonny's trying to say nothing is his fault. OF COURSE IT'S NOT! Whatever.  He tried to save her. Got it. He's always the "hero"!

Alert: Connie and Sonny never had sex. Period. This is obviously a rewrite to give Sonny yet more kids..unless it's Dante. UNLESS HE'S NOT THE DADDY--whoa. What is this?! She was raped by Joe Scully. Interesting! Total shift of paradigm. Didn't see that comin'. These guys are good at keeping mum! That kid Trey has to be Joe Jr. JR. He'll be all revenge like on Sonny--he'll find out he was a rape baby or something. 

Wait until you see Connie CHOKE HERSELF. Pfft. Sorry. but ..er.. 

"Maxie" on "Disaster Date"

RIGHT Before tuning into GH I saw Jen Lilley on MTV's "Disaster Date" playing some under-aged internet girlie. ahahhaa.

Liason having beers, Jason is still being an IDIOT. He's jealous of EWAN? Ugh."He'll have to answer to me" stupid line.


Starr's singing--what you think? I don't think KA has a bad voice at all but GH fans don't like her. 


WHAT IS THIS PG TEST!!? Oh please let ConKate be preggo with WTD--and she is! This is such the Jessica story that was on OLTL. (she didn't know who the daddy was because of her DID). Only in that story, her sister also had a baby, and DNA switches were all around.
OMG WAIT.
Wait.
Wait until you SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! Double Blind Switch to KICK MY HOPES IN HE HEAD!! Good Gravy.
She's hysterical Pregnancying-- is that a word?OMG  she's 17 and thinks she's PG. You know Sonny's getting another kid somewhere.  Or Dante's her's. Great. BTW, on OLTL Jessica went back to the age of 17.


Johnny and Carly are so cute..I like 'em...and I like that he's taking over the boat. He needs to redecorate though. 

Sam leaves her dragon behind. 


WEIRD DAY. That's all I'm saying.

CNN: New Soap Champion!?

 

This is an AWESOME video about General Hospital. Great interviews and insights. Given the fact that Headline News is embracing the Daytime Emmys this year, I think we should be so happy these stations have "found" us!! Yeah!! Watch the Video, it's really good. NLG even mentions FANS, FANS, FANS!

More Photo Fun!

Because I'm bored and want to play!! Which GH Character(s) do these photos represent? These may be a bit harder! (some are based on my nicknames for them) GOOD LUCK!

A

 

 

B

C

 

 

 

 

 

D

 

 

 

 

E