Tuesday, September 4, 2012

You A Low Rent Goombah?

Tawd stole the show today! He sees Tracy and says: "you're Tracy Quartermaine? I thought you'd be taller"!! ahha
Then he tells Joe "You a high rent or a low rent goombah"??? 
Todd texts everyone to come to Tracy's house to cough up money. He eats the soup and then spits it out LMAO!!  To Johnny: "There's the kid's table" hee hee.
"Who here hasn't exorted money from those they love"?? Asks Todd "Nobody? Nobody? RIGHT"!! 
Johnny on the phone: "Hey, you know that cash we buried in the thing place to that person? I need it. No, not ALL of it.." ahhaa. 
There were a lot of jokes about the 1% right there.

Cards: Tracy tells Sam and McBam Luke has them. Well,  LUKE SHOWED Sam where they were along with Jax. But they forgot that part. Ok...well. Johnny also mentioned he got Luke's safe-- and can't open it.
Wow,  wonder where they are. DUH Sam opens the safe and finds..well, tune into tomorrow!


Jerry Jacks reminds me so much of Gordon Ramsey today.  YOU DONKEY! And Ewan sounded like Shrek..
Jerry tells Jax: It's NOT ABOUT THE MONEY--it's NEVER ABOUT THE MONEY!! Ok, well, better tell Todd that. 
Jax tries to break out Jerry, then Joe overtakes Jax and he and Jerry escape. 

Ewan shoots Jason in the leg...Jason shoots him in the stomach. Liz just blah blah blah like a banshee ..A LOT. At the hospital stupid Steven Larz asks about Liz' hands as Jason limps by. ConKate wants Steven to save Ewan. ugh. 


FLOP SWEAT all over the stage today--geeesh everyone has it.!! They must have a spray bottle.

WATCH TODAY'S SHOW it's so funny-- honestly!! 

29 comments:

sonya said...

Yes Karen yes!!! Todd stole the show today!!! He had a lot of fantastic hysterical one liners today!

Q mansion: Wow! So Tracy drank up ALL the bottled water? She didn't even share it with Joe Jr?!?! How rude! And boy I bet she is going to pee a LOT! Tracy is like why am I not sick? And she gives soup to Joe Jr like he has the flu! ROFL! He won't eat it tho. Todd comes to visit and yeah Karen Todd spitting out the soup ROFL! Todd texted Carly, Johnny, and Sonny to come to the Q mansion to give money for the cure!!! They didn't think they could at first, but they all got on the phone! :) Tracy had a great one liner too about spelling her name ROFL! I thought Todd was going to hug Sonny at first, but he went up to him and asked if he knows where Jimmy Hoffa was buried. Sonny says I'll tell you later. ROFL! McBam showed up wanting to know where the dead mans hand is, cus Tracy had it last. Tracy said Luke had it last.

Ewen, Liz, Jason: Okay what a strange scene. Ewen is acting like he and Liz are lovers, and that he is a jealous lover because Jason is there to rescue her! Ewen says HE wants to be her hero NOT Jason! ROFL! Ewen shot Jason on the leg, and Jason shot Ewen. Ewen is acting like he has a stomach ache!

The hospital: Kate and Steve is talking about Ewen. Kate is all Ewen is a good man! Good man!!!! Ewen, Jason, and Liz show up. Ewen still has that darn stomach ache, Maybe it's his appendix? ROFL! Liz takes care of Jason's wound! They talk about the past of when they first met when he got shot.

Police station: Jax and Jerry's argument was AWESOME! :) Two fantastic actors. :) Jax helped Jerry escape!!!! :0 Joe Jr came on the scene and fought with Jax. So now all three men are fighting! :) Meanwhile Todd and his band (who are called the 1 percenters ROFL, Hey Todd called them that) are there wanting to see Jerry. Jax says Jerry escaped.

Haunted Star: McBam went to open the safe. Sam was able to open it. There is the dead mans hand!! And Sam says there is something else in there!

Deb K said...

'Liz just blah blah blah like a banshee ..A LOT'

You crack me up. Especially when you are so correct with your description of someone! lol

Maybe we should make a list of useless characters on the show?

love2chat402000 said...

We should make a list of useless characters in the show starting with Sam because she certainly didn't need to be there. Should have had McBain track down all info because Sam has always been a crappy PI. The fact that she didn't realize she handed dead man's hand to Luke was funny.Perhaps she will win DWTS and be inclined to leave GH for primetime. One can only hope :).
Nice to see Jason tell Liz about his feelings , but now I just want him gone off the show.
Todd and Jerry were the best things about today's episode.

Deb K said...

I agree, Sam should leave the show. She doesn't contribute much at all.
How perfect would it be to see her and Jason leave together??
She is the love of Jason's life, and should be written off that way.
Happily ever after.

People who are taking up space
Shawn
Olivia
Steve
Liz
Krissy
Trey
And MOSTLY Starr!

love2chat402000 said...

Did anyone read that vanity fair article about former GHer, Nazanin Boniandi, being auditioned to be Tom Cruise's wife by the church of scientology in 2004?! Some real crazy stuff! Now Paul Haggis is saying the treatment she received was true. Tom Cruise upset over article.
I remember her on GH as Patrick liked her and she liked Patrick. He took her to the ball at Nick's mansion and she threw herself in front of Patrick to protect him from Anthony when he attempted to shoot Patrick. She is a beautiful girl.

friscogh said...

I can't believe I am going to say this about one of the OLTL intruders but I am enjoying Todd. I still think Starr and McBain need a one way ticket out of Port Chuck (and I will turn the TV off if screamining banshee Tea comes back) but I have accepted Todd.

Where are Anna and Luke? Certainly Anna as Police Commish and WSB has heard what is happening in her City...the City where her granddaughter lives. Luke has the private ELQ jet, why are they not back yet?

I am also hating that we have another medical storyline and no Monica or Bobbie to be seen.

Wasn't Dr. Matt Hunter doing some medical research months ago? They should have him temporarily released him from prison so he could lead the research team looking for the cure. Then when he finds the cure the Governor can forgive his sentence. Great way to bring this character back. Patrick needs family and Liz needs a love interest...Matt could fill both roles.

So they discover that Tracy is not getting sick. If they think her blood is carrying some sort of anti-virus I hope they keep McBain away from her neck.

When this storyline first start there was a scene with Alexis saying she wanted to keep all her family close yet Sam has not left the police station? I like a strong Sam, not a following Jason OR McBain around like a puppy Sam.

love2chat402000 said...

We know Liz will lose in the love department yet again, where jason is concerned, but she may find love with the new cop to enter GH.
Spoiler from ravenbeauty: seems someone else may have taken the pics of Sam/McBain kissing and it may be another port Charles resident with big secrets who will leave GH ( shake up fan bases ) and we won't see this coming.When I read this and I thought the way Guza would and thought they would make Liz the culprit to get her off the show.Hmmmm.
Other rumors of unhappy cast members that will leave GH for Y&R because JFP is at the helm. I stillthink Steve will show up over therr , even though many people say nay. Wouldn't it be funny if Jasam move to genoa city with their baby on Y&R :) . Though I think Kelly will stay and explore options with MCBain and leave for primetime when Gh is over.

Zak said...

I thought that most cast members were happy now at GH. That's the vibe I've been getting since the regime change. Are you referring to Maurice? He's the only one left that I could see being upset because he's not the concrete center of the show anymore.

CareyN said...

friscogh: "So they discover that Tracy is not getting sick. If they think her blood is carrying some sort of anti-virus I hope they keep McBain away from her neck."

LMFAO! For real. Thanks for the laugh. That's classic.

AntJoan said...

Love2chat: Yes, I heard about that Tom Cruise story, unbelievable!!

kerinah said...

Today's show was so hilarious! i don't know how those actors managed to not roll over in that Q's mansion scene. Liz ugh ugh just ugh! i wish Ewen or Jason had just shot her LOL!

kerinah said...

when Tracy corrected todd on how to pronounce corinthos i fell off the chair laughing! ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

love2chat402000 said...

AntJoan, that Tom Cruise story was crazy! I can't believe Nazanin Boniandi would subject herself to that. If it's true , then Tom is so beyond weird!One thing struck me, though, was the part about his need for public displays of affection and telling her initially that he never felt this way. Then he tells her off because she refused PDA. Given the oprah couch jumping episode and the way he acted with Katie in public , he strikes me as a person who needs the PDA to have the public say look how great he is or how in love he is. He needs public validation and its all a show.

kerinah said...

alot of space would be made if Kate would just die so that Sonny is freed from her and her overly humongous handbags. Kate is just meh!

Dr Linda said...

So loving Todd on the show - he's fab. I'm also enjoying the other two OLTLers (but don't really want any others except for maybe some drop ins). Am now enjoying Michael because of Starr (and they seem like they really enjoy a good friendship in real life) and I think McBain makes Sam tolerable.

Agree that medical crisis should have MOnica, Bobbie and others. Anna should be there. also, what's up with acting like they can keep this off the news so those outside (like the babies in las vegas) won't find out? STUPID. But overall, enjoying most of it.

love2chat402000 said...

Zak, I think that SB, Kelly monaco and Maurice Bernard were not thrilled with the changes. Others are getting the opportunity to have more airtime. I liked the new promo even though Sonny was front and center and I am not a fan of the mob -centric story for GH. Did you notice , though, that Steve Burton scenes in the promo were those of him going up against Ewan. There were no scenes of him shooting on location. Look who is in the speedboat with Sonny, Shawn not Jason , Sonny's right hand. I think under Guza, they had the dream of being 'action daytime mob stars' realized. Rumors are on twitter , that although FV is smiling with LW and SB, they may be written out for OLTL favorites. Of course , these are rumors, and we don't know , but given the turmoil of previous soaps and their stars ( AMC, OLTL ), I am certain that there are some unhappy campers.

MatchboxGinny said...

Such a nice moment of Liason history and natural chemistry between Jason and Liz today. Very well done. Sad SBu is leaving but it's been a long time coming.

Sonya - totally agree about the huge jump the writers made with Ewen and his "so called relationship" with Liz. Very, very odd. Perhaps they were trying to show how off the deep end he'd gotten?? Perhaps it was a meant to once again reference Liason history.

Fun scenes at the Q mansion. Seemed like lots of ad-libbing at parts. Todd was hilarious! Overall a really good, funny show today with lots of action.

Can't wait for more McBam scenes. Really great chemistry and I look forward to their scenes together.

Why is Scott Reeves such a terrible actor?? I'm all for recasting that Webber (Steven Larzzzz) role because he is horrendously awful.

Avalonn said...

When I heard JFP was headed to Y&R, I was thinking Genie Francis won't be there long. Then Steve Burton goes from hogging GH along with Maurice Bernard and Laura Wright. To more team players with less airtime. The show has become more interactive and balanced. Good for the fans, good for the ratings, bad for the egos I guess? I don't know. I'm thinking he will be on Y&R by November and we'll get Laura back. I still like Jason, wish he would have stuck around.

Avalonn said...

Scott Reeves is terrible! I'm thinking the only reason he's there is because he is friends with Steve Burton in real life. If we are lucky Steven Larzzzzz will go bye bye soon!!! Could you imagine him in a scene with Kristina? (shudders)

love2chat402000 said...

The Q mansion scene was missing the Q's!! ONly Tracy! Where's Monica?! I guess she and Edward are sick.

Andrea said...

Todd made the show today. Lights up every scene he is in. The scenes in the Q living room were great.

Why doesnt Sam remember giving the cards to Luke? Just badly writtten ploy to get McBain to the Q's.

Sam went from following Jason around to following McBain. Please give this poor character something to do on her own.

Liz was screaming a little too much for me today, but the end scenes with Jason were good.

Very excited to have Maxie back tomorrow.


gmjl said...

Monica and Bobbie are at a medical convention...btw, are we no longer sticking to the only 2 comments per post?

soaplover said...

And I just sat there saying, 'Wow! That was one GREAT show!'
Getting everyone together at the Q's to pool their riches and come up with the money --and what a group--mobsters, business kings, shadys and cleans--all gathered there. That was absolute inspiration on RC's part.

The Jacks brothers are/were awsome. Reminds us all what a good actor Ingo is, for all his 'tall, strapping, rich, blonde, blue-eyed handsomeness' as Todd envious put it today. Is Jerry getting better? He hasn't been coughing.

I think I'm going to miss Ewan--I liked the actor and he has been doing some good work.

Sam gave the cards to Luke but Luke was in disquise and she didn't know who he was at the time. Why did she think Tracy had the cards? I must have missed something.

Anyway, I am loving the show right now. It's a real soap now, with suspense and heroics and romance. And humor! Love Todd's little asides--he delivers them so well. Tracy saying she made the soup because cook is sick and so is Alice--then Todd spitting it back into the bowl. lol.

This show is definitely 'tune in tomorrow' stuff now!

sonya said...

MatchboxGinny said...Sonya - totally agree about the huge jump the writers made with Ewen and his "so called relationship" with Liz. Very, very odd.
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Yes! Very very odd!! And then when he gets shot, he acts like he has a very bad stomach ache, or needs his apendix out ROFL! Strange scene all around.

Perhaps they were trying to show how off the deep end he'd gotten?? Perhaps it was a meant to once again reference Liason history.
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Perhaps!! Ah well, bye bye Ewen!

Deb K said...

I think everyone should forget Bobbie. At least for the near future.

I read that the cast is thrilled with the new writers. Think about it, job security for them.

If KM or SB aren't happy, its because they aren't the center of the show anymore. I say AMEN!

Brender said...

I liked the scenes at the end between jason and liz too...BUT, I do not want Liz to go down this road again. Becky Herbst said she signed a 3 year deal because she was happy with what was planned for her down the road. Right now I am NOT seeing any good storyline for her. The writers are AGAIN making her out to be the chump in the Jason,Sam,Liz "triangle". Or in the love department in general. I want a real story for Liz.
If KM wants to leave the show, I am fine with that. I'm sure her airtime will go down to minimal once Steve leaves.
Would love to see Jax stay. He is so hot!

Loved all Todd today. That group all in one room together. Writing GOLD!!

Deb K said...

Brender I agree with your post.
The fans adore Liz, and the show needs her. I don't understand why, but I don't have all the answers! lol
Why can;t they write for her??
I haven't seen good writing for this character in years.
With Jason leaving, hopefully they will pair her with the new cop or they will write around her. Either way, she is getting paid.

Stephanie said...

Did anyone catch where Sonny said Kate couldn't go to the Q's because the less witnesses the better?? Then he said nahh just playing..hehe I thought that was cute.. I also thought it was funny when Todd asked Sonny if he knew where Jimmy Hoffa was buried... Todd is a trip!

love2chat402000 said...
Did anyone read that vanity fair article about former GHer, Nazanin Boniandi, being auditioned to be Tom Cruise's wife by the church of scientology in 2004?! Some real crazy stuff! Now Paul Haggis is saying the treatment she received was true. Tom Cruise upset over article.
I remember her on GH as Patrick liked her and she liked Patrick. He took her to the ball at Nick's mansion and she threw herself in front of Patrick to protect him from Anthony when he attempted to shoot Patrick. She is a beautiful girl.

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I saw that article but I totally forgot about her part on GH!!! She was Layla right?? Did she end up dying?


Brender said...

I have liked the character of Liz since she first was on. She was one of the reasons I started watching GH daily instead of randomly. We are the same age, so I guess it is because I grew up when Liz grew up.
I wish they will write her better. There is so much they can do with this character, but can't seem to. I guess the writers tried too hard to make her the wholesome type and not the snarky bitch and the bitch always seems to be the one who wins in the end on GH...