Wimp Morgan Ruined MY DAY!

Silas is going to run the tests on Danny again. All the kids are trick or treating in the hospital..none that we know. Liz does tell Jake that "her kids" are with Gran, but we don't see them. Face buys Liz a drawing set. Awwwwwww where you get the money JAKE? GEESH..anyway, he wants her to draw him.

Nina is OFF the charts OFF the charts EVIL. Wow...Ava's paralyzed, and I'm surprised Nina isn't just cutting that baby out. Why go thru the labor part? 

Franco and Carly talk it out. She says "I do" HE Says "I Don't..." and something about a lying whore. I am so mad about the below thing, I can't think. 

I can barely write this because of what happens between Morgan and Sonny. Morgan feels so badly FOR SONNY!!!!! He finds out AVA shot Carly and HE FEELS SORRRY FOR SONNY! He hugs him!
I think GUZA wrote this shit.
WOW..I am so mad. Morgan also gives Ava up because ...um...she killed Connie.
SO, why didnt' AJ yell at Sonny for KILLING AN INNOCENT MAN? Or SLEEPING WITH A WOMAN THAT KILLED HIS "love'???????? NOPE, he forgives the crying Sonny. And then HE TELLS SONNY WHERE Ava is!! Knowing he is going to KILL HER!!!!!!!
UGHHHHHHHHH

Wow. I'm so mad.

I don't know. I just..

Behold---HEATHER!!

It has been brought to my attention that Heather got Jordan all nicely tied up in her saran wrap from lunch, even after Jordan round housed a guard.

Surely, you jest.

When have WE EVER seen Heather actually get her prey? I think we saw Luke fall down-- but Heather has ALWAYS managed to kidnap and move everyone from tiny babies to giant men.

She's Magic.   DUHHhhh

and PS.. the time frame was ALL over the place yesterday, it was really bad. I finally gave up and said F'it.

SEE YOU after the show!! 

Bad ASS Jordan!

BOOM! She just knocks Heather's guard  out!! I LOVE HER!! Get her on more--move her into the Brownstone. Geesh, that was glorious!!
Heather looks at her like: HUH?  Heather finds out Shaun works for Sonny NOT Franco. Whoops.

LATER....
While Shawn is talking to Franco and NOT killing him, his phone rings. Heather is sending him photos of her and Jordan--and Jordan is all tied up and duct taped. LOL!  Heather says you hurt Franco, I hurt Jordan.
Franco basically leaves LOL 
Shawn goes to the warehouse-- finds Jordan. Heather locks them in together and leaves. 

Joss is in a nice yellow dress. The Haunted Star is all done up--Carly's walking around it in a brown sweater. WEIRD!!!!!!  She finds out from Spencer that Franco knew all along that Spencer was hiding in their house. hee hee.. THEN he tells her that he knew Franco was plotting against Uncle Sonny and he was trying to hack into her email.  OH NOooooo. 
Later..Franco walks in


Morgan and Sonny! ooooooooooo!! Morgan goes IN on him. Tells him he knows he's gonna kill Ava and that he killed AJ!! WOOT!! Sonny finally yells in Morgan's face "I DID IT. I KILLED AJ"!!  Great scene!!  Then, Morgan figures out Ava must have done something else to make  Sonny hate her. "WHY do you want her dead"?? Will Sonny tell him Ava killed CAWNIE?  yes!!! YES HE DID! WOW..Now Morgan knows that Ava killed Connie!!

Sam asks Brad for Danny's test results asap. He says I have to go to the wedding. She begs him. Donna Mills looks on (she's got a TON of make up on today!!) DONNA takes the folder from Brad after telling him she's a consultant for Silas. She TAKES DANNY'S FILE people!!!!! She changed the data so that Silas will come back from Ava's.  Sam calls Silas and sure enough, Danny has "cancer" (Fake) and she begs him to come to GH. 

Nina finally waltzes into AVA'S after Silas leaves and says "Buckle up Bitch" 


HOLY HELL I needs a drink! WHEW today was amaze@@!! 

And, Donna Mills goes FLYIN!

Carly's Wedding Bouquet!! How lovely!! Cameras at ALL ANGLES!!

Today was filler filler. Donna Mills got bitch slapped by Nina--HARD when she told her Silas was at Ava's all night. LOL whoops. Nina readies the oxy to induce labor.

Kiki visits Franco and gives him cufflinks "C" and "F".. and says how proud she is of him. And proving the "whole town wrong"--and how much Carly must love him. 
He's like..gulp.

Anna is at Sonny's house.  She goes IN on him! About all his kids..all their mothers-- and says she's sure he'll kill Ava after he cuts the umbilical cord.  She basically laughs in his face!! 


The time is SO OFF. It was suppose to be morning--- and  then Shaun closes Kelly's. And.. then, Kiki is dressed..and so is Michael but Carly says it's "hours until the wedding"..then Franco dresses...UGHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.

ANYHOO... Shaun shows up to shoot Franco!! He'd better not, I need Sonny TO GET what's coming!! 

Diane and Nathan

WEDDING DAY PHOTO 

MICHAEL'S FACE! Ahahahahaha. 

Today is Oct 30th on GH.."Beggar's Night"-- Joss goes to Wyndemere with Lucas and Maxie to see Spencer. She wants OUT of the wedding.  She tells Spencer he HAS to help her because she helped him. 

Patrick shows up with Emma and Cam at Sam's. Sam has decorations????? I wouldn't have guessed that. Patrick is Paul Bunyon..Cam is Underdog and Emma is Sweet Polly Purebread. 

Diane is at Kelly's with Nathan. She buys him dinner.  He tells her about the judge saying they can't date each other.  She says well, he can do that actually and crossing him may make it harder on Maxie.

Joss tells Spencer he has to hide her because she hid him!! Then Cam and Emma show up with Sam and Patrick. Awkward. 

Michael meets up with Jake. "Do I know you"?!!  Nope.. but there's a glimmer. 

Scotty and Franco in bed together in matching robes, eating strawberries. LMAO... oh how fun. Scott tells her about Logan and Lulu stabbing him. Franco says "I don't feel badly about strapping her to a bomb then" LOL

Sonny tells Carly he loves her

I"m the King of the World!!

From Twitter: Kris and Chad do an interview in Arizona... I see that Cardinals shirt. I know KA is a Eagles fan tho...

TODAY:

Rosie is at the Brownstone. She tells Ava that Nina is after her. 


Michael is at the Crypt and Sonny says he wants to kill Faison for killing Jason. Michael says he wants to kill the guy that killed AJ. Whoops. 
Michael also tells Sonny that Carrrrrlos probably isn't the killer.  He wants Sonny to figure out if it's Ava that did it. 


Donna Mills and Nina are in Dr. O's office.  Blabbing. Dr. O walks in. Mentions a nurse was using an "early labor drug" -they want the name of the patient. Nina thinks it's Ava for sure. 


Body at the door at the Q's...it's Larry Ashton NOT Fluke.  It's Ashton and he wakes up. Tracy's mad.  Larry's Drunk. 

Alexis mentions the word "Gatekeeper" to Olivia. Awww. 


Shaun and Heather and a BLT. Sigh. She thinks Franco sent Shaun, he lets her think that. Shaun tries to get the information out of her about WHY Franco wants her out. She won't tell him. 


Funny scenes with Jake and Dr. O today. Jake decides he wants to CLIMB THE STAIRS--- ???? WTF????? and Liz TAKES HIM ???????? Ummmm.  Oh geesh. 

DIANE is on tomorrow! 

Sunday Surgery: Ashes to Ashes

and this is just the half of it... 

What a week can do to me! Last week I was racing home to watch the show--this week? Not so much. Like --AT ALL. Friday I even decided to not watch so I could FF when I wanted. 

What is wrong with me?!! On FB, a lot of people loved this week. In my book, it was just dull.

Soooooo, it's double expresso and some coke to wake me up. NOT that kind of coke. That's illegal.
What kind of monster do you think I am?!--- Fluke?