Daddy Wub

 

Setting: Poolside at the Metro 

Joss: (runs in) Oh my gosh! You guys, guess what!!!?? 

Esme: You finally shaved your legs... 

Trina: You are a cow. 

Joss: Stop! I just found out...Sonny is ALIVEE!!! 

(crickets)

Joss: DID YOU HEAR ME, HE'S ALIVE!! I mean, he's home and everything. He looks like a lumberjack but he's there.. throwing stuff any minute! 

Spencer: Yawn. Like, big deal. (smirk)

Trina: Gotta agree with "Spence" over there Joss, no biggie. I mean my Dad just came back from the dead not too long ago, remember? 

Joss: Well, yah but like we thought he was DEAD DEAD. And Mom got engaged and...

Cameron: Seriously? Want me to tell you about MY mother? Lucky and Jason were dead. I can even one up you...

Joss: HOW? 

Cameron: I had a BROTHER come back from the dead after being run over in the street AND donating his organs!! 

Trina; WOW, I mean who got his organs? 

Joss: (Raises hand) I got a kidney...

Esme: Wait, you got a kidney from a kid that wasn't even dead yet? 

Spencer: Don't ask her about her other kidney... 

Joss: Ok, ok, I get it but Sonny.. I mean.. he's Sonny..and..

Spencer: Come on, my father did the same thing. Who's father hasn't in this town? He's not even your real father, right? It's not like your own biological DNA came back from the dead...

Joss: Well, um.. he did that too but that's not the point!! Jason and my Mom are married now...

Cam: You mean like Sam was married to Jason then to Drew who she thought was Jason but Jason-Jason wasn't dead? 

Esme: This town is a blast!! 

Trina: Oh shut up. 

Spencer: We haven't even gotten to my father, uncle and grandmother yet... 

Britt: (saunters by) wait.. are you talking about dead back to life fathers? Hold  my beer.... 

What Mess? What Chaos?

 What will SONNY do? He's so back to being Sonny it's painful. No transition no nothing. Geebuah.

Ok, So Carly's undressing A BUTTON on Jason and Sonny comes in. Carly faints. Damn it--they weren't kissing...they weren't anything.  Carly wakes up, she and Sonny hug. He tells them what happened... they hug. Cry. Jason and he hug..cry. Oh FFS. Really? This is the PAYOFF? They talk about the kids. Sonny is happy Jason and Carly had each other. Jason tells him they got married. They talk about how it happened, Franco dying and Jason being framed, yada yada. They explain Carly taking over the biz... yada yada. Then why they got married. Sonny: "good strategy" ...and that seems to be that. 

Maxie tells Austin to take her to the Q house--because 'of the baby". She runs to the Qs where Brook is talking to Chase about how much she loves Bailey. She's like PETER IS BACK! She and Maxie talk. She thinks she should move into the Qs. Maxie thinks no.

Anna has a gun on Peter..Peter has a gun behind him in his pants. They talk..he pulls out the gun. Anna shoots him in the shoulder off camera.. then Valentin comes out and SOMEHOW both of them look away like idiots and he LEAPS !! Seriously? He jumped in the river. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Finn, Liz, Britt and Terry talk about why they stayed in that night at the hospital. (filler, big time) Scotty shows up to talk about Dr. O. Liz and Finn find out from Austin that Peter is alive. 

HUGE Let-Down today. Like BIG TIME.. between Peter and Sonny's calm, I was just@@ Oh yeah, and let's have some MILLOW BORING TALK go on as well. W 

Excitement Galore

 BOOM!! 
HERE WE GO 

So, Jason says Spinelli and Brick "redirected" the bomb to the other guy's limo. They are toast. They talk to Ms. Wu and thank her, then head to the reception. 

Spinelli tells Diane to get ready to be on retainer lol ...all the guests talk. Nothing huge... Millow Kiss. Gladys wonders where her date is. (Um, dead LOL)

Garden reception..is it the Q's?? Hmmm I think? yes, it is!! And Brook and Chase are inside? Weird. Maybe they are at the Metro?? ANYWAY, Jarly gets there and they dance. Michael makes a speech. Willow catches the bouquet. Jarly leaves. Very short reception. 

Brook is talking to Chase in the foyer of the Q house, holding the baby. He's missed Bailey. He holds her. OH MELT. They are so going to be a couple. 

OMG SONNY SCREAMS at Nina "YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU LOVE MIKE AND MIKE'S GONE!! I'm going home to MY WIFE"!!!!!!!! Jax offers his plane and Sonny says "I'll take it, even from you". OH he's mad. MAD MAD. 

Valentin comes in. Is so sweet to Nina. GAH I love him. She tells he and Anna that Peter did the fire. Anna wonders why she didn't call the police. Nina says he was blackmailing her.  Anna wants to know why. She wont' say. Jax says it's not the time to get into that. DAMN IT!! UGHHHH anyway she tells Vanna to get to Port Charles because Peter is going to be gunning for Maxie. 

END:

Sonny's in the foyer...Jarly are upstairs!!!!!!!!! Carly says she was in love with Jason then and she's in love with him now. He says he loves her too. They make out.. SONNY GOES UPSTAIRS!! AND.......END for today. 

Anna has a gun on Peter in the woods!! 

PHEW! 

Sunday Surgery: Full Circle

 

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Sonny ends up right where he did after landing in that river;  between heaven and hell with his Dad giving him tips and snow still on the ground.  He couldn't see Carly before, now he sees her face in all it's glory. "Turn Around...Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening through the sound of my tears"... So wish they could have had the rights to this song!! 

Grab some wedding cake and get settled!! 

Jarly Wedding: Rating the Dresses

 

JARLY WEDDING FASHION!! It was a mixed bag. It seemed like some of the stylists thought it was a glamourous evening event and others? A garden party. Very strange mix. Carly was a Grecian Goddess in her gold-one shoulder gown. I'm not a giant fan of the dress but I'll give it a 7 out of 10 for something different. Her hair? Oh,  2/10. It looked so old on her. Laura Wright has glorious locks and we get a gram-bun? Nope. 

Bobbie looked good, I'm giving her an 8 out of 10. 

Maxie who also wore dark sequins had an unfortunate puffy skirt and a neck line straight out of a 80 year old's closet:  1/10. 

 Joss looked the best, 10/10 for me. 

Monica a close second with 9/10. Loved the color and style for her. 

Trina wore almost the same color/style as Josslyn; looked cute and age-appropriate. Loved her earrings. Whole look 8/10 

Olivia? Nice color but a bright yellow in Sept with no sleeves? Hmmm 7/10.  Liv can rock any dress for sure but everyone else was more dressy than this. Everyone except: 

Willow obviously missed the assignment in some breezy hippy dress 3/10.  Yes, the dress is pretty but not for this event. 

Diane hit the mark with an 8/10. 

Most glam? Ms. Wu who looked stunning in her black and white number...  another 10/10 

NOT PICTURED?  Gladys who wore a hot-pink wrap dress. Looked good on her and the color? Way overstated but that's the look she was going for I'm sure so 7/10.  

Photos thx to @crimsonrum @Entertainmentweekly @flutterby and others on twitter 

SEPT 17TH

 

Well, even tho it started yesterday, today is the OFFICIAL Jarly day. Get ready!! I have my drink going an popcorn too. Hope the keys aren't too buttery!! 

Wedding: OMG Epiphany shoots Maxie a look that makes Maxie shut her phone off lol. When the minister says anyone have any objections? Monica says to Ned she expects Tracy to show up so Carly can't marry into the family again! lol!! Best line. Gladys blows her nose. They do MORE vows, exchange rings. Finally kiss and everyone claps. 
Jason and Carly to into the vestible where Carly got ready. He says he'd never leave her. Kisses her hand. They talk about how great the day was and they are going to start their lives together. 

Maxie is trying to find the DJ and doesn't have time to call Jax back. Jarly finally comes out. Everyone hugs. I think MS WU is whispering to Jason and might be on his side!! Jarly get Bubbles to send them off--they get into the limo. OMG everyone still stands around the church forever. 

Fire: NINA: Get him outttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt  OMG. I wish Phyllis would punch her.  Jax won't go back in lol. The Firefighters won't go back in. Sonny's gotta get up by himself. Oh he does. Julian Jerome Flannel line helps him. Nina screams outside. Phyllis faints ... then..Sonny finds his way out and Nina runs to him. He collapses and they embrace in the smoke. 

Sonny goes to the hospital. Nina goes into his room and calls him Mike. He says "I'm SONNY! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! and I mean EVERYTHING"!!  bloop! He stares Nina down. Shes' trying to get him to say it's ok. He's not having it. Says he knows what she did. She pleads with him.. nope. Not having it. 

END: 
Jason tells Carly that Ms Wu confirmed something that he already knew

LIMO BLOWS UP-- but it has to be the mobsters car with Novak and the other guy not Jarly's. 

Day 8 of 9 --Um, Plans CHANGED!

 OH! ONE Day to GO GO!! 

You ready for the wedding tomorrow? This seems like the LONG EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. GEESsssssssh. It really didn't need to be this long. Could have done 1/2 of it without being "on the day of"...

Monica's at the wedding. She looks so pretty. Bobbie looks good too..I like her dress better than Carly's!  Bobbie is there too...she looks better than Carly imo LOL 

Gladys comes to her "dead cousin's widow's wedding" LOL. Sasha is home, putting her feet up says Brando. 

Diane is there.. nice dress. She talks to Spinelli about the 3 families. Ms. WU looks amazing. 

AND CARLY IS COMING DOWN THE AISLE!! what! It's not the 17th!! WHAT .. I'm not dressed yet. Minister talks. Joss reads something. Jason says his vows. Carly says her vows. 

Sonny... wakes up in the flames--sees the vision of Carly. Firefighters are there. Everyone coughing up a lung. Sonny goes back to that place he went after falling into the river--and Mike, his Dad is there. This is just... I mean, the firefighters are taking forever. Phyllis, Jax and Nina aren't even believable. It's edited so badly. There's no urgency.. Jax is mad that Nina kept the fact that Peter is alive a secret. 
Mike is telling Sonny to go look for his past. Anyway, Sonny remembers his past in flashbacks. Mike tells him well, he was a killer but a GOOD guy killer yada yada. Then Sonny finally sees Carly turn around. 

END: 

Jax is going to tell everyone in PC that Peter set the fire. Tries to call Maxie. You'd think he'd text 

Sonny has flashbacks of he and Carly...he's STILL LAYING ON THE FLOOR!