Sunday Surgery: Wooden Splinters

Well, love it or hate it, GH was a carnival of fun delusion this week!! Chair-leg stabbing, crazy courtroom antics, Heather Webber, wiggling toes, Turkish prisons and miracle pregnancies abounded!! 

Grab your Clozapine and garlic, sit scrub up and sit down!! 

Burton Blabbers...

TV Guide has another interview with Steve where they basically ask him why he went to Y&R so soon.  Excerpts: 

TV Guide Magazine: You can't be broke yet. Why jump back into the suds so soon? Burton: I've had an incredible time with my family, taking my daughter to gymnastics, coaching my son's football team, shopping at Target — stuff I never got to do when I was at GH— but I never intended to retire. I'm a worker and CBS stepped up and made a deal. It all happened so fast, just like the telenovela I'm putting together with [Y&R exec producer] Jill Farren Phelps and James Franco for Sony. We're inches away on that project. It's looking very promising. The truth is, if I'd gotten an offer for a primetime show or a movie, I probably wouldn't be on Y&R right now. I just want to work.

TV Guide Magazine: If GH had tried harder to accommodate your personal life would you still be there? Burton: I don't want to point fingers. I know there are a lot of disappointed fans. They don't really understand what goes on behind the doors. They don't understand why I wouldn't go back to play Jason if I'm ready to work again. But what happens at GH should stay at GH.


There ya have it, CBS Stepped up and made a deal... and GH didn't give him the time off or moolah he wanted. Oh and Jill and Franco and he are doing a deal together. 
and oh, 
WE DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND anything.  GIGGLE. Ok, thanks. 

"Well, He always WAS Cold and Remote"...

 Alan Rachins. THAT'S WHO THE JUDGE IS!! of LA Law...ah, I so remember him. NICE.. 

He was also on Dharma and GREG!! I miss that show. 

Heather and LUCY!! EEK!! Even Heather can't believe her. LOL  Heather: "Wait, you mean to tell me  you think John McBain is a vampire? Huh, He always was cold and remote" ahahhaaha
Then Lucy goes "EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YOU'RE HEATHER WEBBER"???

Lante, off at a peeling paint Turkish prison looking for Luke.  Whatever. 

Todd is trying to plead insanity. Diane brings up Post Stress Disorder. He tries to explain his sins away and totally gets me every time!! Diane did a good job too. 
TODD says he loves Carly!! Weird trial. 

Stuff about ELQ and votes. Yada yada. 

Maxie wants Britt to 'slip her another egg" LMAO!! OH GEESH she's going to find out she has Spin's baby in there!!

Ellie still can't feel her legs. Every line she said, Patrick and Spin said today can be followed by "That's what SHE said"..try it!! LOL 
at the end of the show, she could wiggle her toes. hmmm. 

awww there's no GH Monday and I have it off!! wahhh.. 

Erika Slezak is Back! Probably?

HUFF POST! 

Erika Slezak has reportedly joined the cast of Prospect Park's "One Life to Live" revival.

According to Showbiz 411, Slezak and co-stars Jerry verDorn (Clint Buchanan) and Robert S. Woods (Bo Buchanan) have signed a deal to return to "One Life to Live" when it's revived on The Online Network.

A rep for Prospect Park said they could not confirm the report and a request for comment from Slezak's rep was not immediately returned.

*** I HAVE it on good authority that two more powerhouses will be signing soon as well! 

Felicia! Lucy! Mac!

I missed this yesterday!! EEK!

Wow..in the same scene!! YEAH..love the UNDEAD fun..sorry!!!
Tracy pulls the "Nurses Ball" card with Lucy. OMG You have no idea how I loved McBain's look at Lucy when she turned around in court! and HE HAS A CANE!!! EEEEEEEEEEE! GEESH. Thud. 
Todd totally mocked out McBain with his cross-fingers :) 

AJ using it to his advantage! Nice... Michael is going to help him, you wait!! 

Felix and Carly "you're trying to make a statement"  .."or over a man" about her hair. I like these two. Carly's hair didn't look that bad actually heh. Felix worked at FOXY ROXY's!! Which was a place on OLTL. He got the Metro  Court ballroom donated for the Nurses' Ball. 

EPIPHANY!! Yelling again. Todd wants her to give McBain a sponge bath. hee hee She's pissed Sabrina didn't tell her about it! LOL
"I am FUN"! she yells..and sets out to prove it. 

Britt--Patrick. ewwwwwwww.. She's Veronica and Sabrina is Betty. Got it. 
Steven Lars is jughead hee hee

I am NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

Read the whole sordid tale of OLTL...Prospect Park.some of my fave characters and junk over at Daytime Confidential. 

MAD FACE!! 

New Spoilers are UP !!

Scoopies are up!

Looks like Steven Lars' days are numbered!! McBain has to investigate a homicide and things are not what they seem...

ELQ battles are heating up and Scotty is back in Feb! 

WUBS NET has all the info! Sorry I've been OUT lately, I will try to post after the show today. Work has been crazy busy. 

Kin Tells TV GUIDE: 

 "If my character showed up and was involved with Laura it would really chap Luke's hide. He would want to try and win her back, even if he has moved on with his life. This competition between them goes back 35 years so Ron has so much story to pull from. We thought the '80s at GH were wild, well, this could be even wilder. I start shooting next Tuesday [Jan. 22]. I can't wait to get my grubby hands on that script!"  

Scottie's due on  Tuesday, February 19!!