Sunday Surgery: The Wheels On The Bus

The Single BEST thing on the show this week was Valentin's passport that said "Will Cortlandt"... and if you know AMC, you know that's who he played. Too bad they didn't use the name "Nina" for Charlotte but hers was: Nina. 

This week went round and round and round like those bus wheels and basically re-hashed every hash we've ever had. I swear the last two good weeks were too much and production decided to just have a filler week. Other than Val being back it was just frustrating. 

I'm having buckets of coffee to get through this. Sorry for the length but it is what it is!

Let's GO GO!

Just No

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FLASHBACK FRIDAY! 

FRIDAY!! FRIDAY!! This has been a LONG week for GH watching. The night that never ends kept going and it the past 2 days drove me crazy with editing and timeline. Now we are getting ANOTHER cast member today and I'm tired. Seriously. Just ....tired. You know I'll be bitching on Sunday Surgery!! Last week was a great week, can't win them all. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

They keep showing the outside of GH and it's TOTALLY SUMMER lol... GEESH. Get some CGI in there or AI. 

Jason is at the PCPD with Valentin, questioning him. Valentin wants to know if it's about Carly or Sonny. Jason wants to know everything he knows about Jack Brennan. Val wants him to break him out. Jason says he'll only give him a favor. Valentin says ok. He thinks Jack is really the head of the WSB and is using the PCPD job as a cover. He also loves the WSB but now also is interested in Carly. 

Alexis is with Kissy and Valentin wants her to represent him. Ava stomps in to talk to Alexis. She wants money from the estate --I can't believe they are rehashing this AGAIN--omg. ugh. She wants a loan but KRISTINA says: NO!! My mother won't give a dime to the woman that murdered my baby. omg THEY GO ON AND ON. Ava yells at Carly that she needs money for "Avery" Kristina says: at LEAST YOU HAVE  YOUR DAUGHTER. Then Ava leaves. 

Carly wakes up from a bad dream asking for "Jack" and Lucas walks in instead. He brought her clothes and is going to bitch at her about Jack Brennan. She's like, Leave me alone, it was Valentin's fault. He says he can't lose her.

The Press conference for Drew's sports thing is today. Curtis want him to 'think he's won' so he'll play up the AURORA press. Kai got his sling off. Drew's excited for the whole thing. The new guy is on today. Forget his name. I think Ezra. 

Curtis warns Kai that Drew is a dirtbag. Then, the press conference is over (happened off camera) and new guy is talking to Portia but he's still not introduced and I have no idea what his job is or why he's there. This was done really poorly. 

Nina goes to talk to Willow about finding a new house. Willow says NOPE! I'm moving in here with Drew. Nina's not happy. She keeps telling Willow that she'll lose her kids if she does this. Willow says NOPE! I don't think Michael would do that. She has to go to a parent conference. Leaves. 

Nina lets herself in later with a spare key. 

Lucky brings donuts to Elizabeth. Wow, JJ is on 3x this month so far. He slept on the couch BTW. :EYEROLL: Liz has to go to work. Lucky is going to fix the freezer but Kristina texts him and says she has to see him RIGHT NOW. OMG she lost her key to Charlie's. Then she sits and tells him ALL ABOUT SONNY'S HEART PROBLEM! GEEZUSSSSSs then she says Ava's broke and she can't take care of Avery and she killed her baby. OMG I AM SO DONE. 

END: 
Lucas and Liz have a fun convo about his "meet cute" in Miami

Ava goes to see Portia 

Nina is in Drew's safe and finds cash and some folders

Valentin wants Alexis to do something for him.

Jason tells Carly she's never going to see BRENNAN AGAIN!! Her LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!

WHAT A BORING FRIDAY SHOW!

IT'S STILL THE SAME NIGHT

 

So, Daytime Confidential has an article up about Daniel Cosgrove coming on to GH. He will play Ezra Boyle starting tomorrow. Not sure for how long. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Sonny got Donna out of bed to tell her about Carly and have her come stay with him while she's in the hospital. He says Mommy drank something bad. 

Felicia goes to talk to Carly about her poisoning. She warning her about Brennan. Carly says it's Valentin's fault. Felicia says the WSB is a whole other thing. 

Brook and Lois TALK MORE ABOUT HER BABY and Brook says she told Chase everything. Lois is like: That was dumb. How can he keep it from his best friend? Brook doesn't care she thinks Chase should know. She can NEVER TRUST HER MOTHER AGAIN... and all that jazz. Lois cries says it's hard being a Ma and not knowing what to do if your teenage daughter is pregnant. They both cry. 

Chase and Dante are at the PCPD. Talk about Valentin and fathers and yada yada. It's just filler. Dante says Lulu is better for knowing Charlotte exists. Then Chase goes to Carly's room to take her statement. She flashes back to making Ze Wub and when she mentions the shower, Felicia's face is like: Ewww. Dante leaves and Felicia talks to Carly "like Bobbie' would and tells her not to get too involved with Jack Brennan. Good lord. 

Lulu is at Laura's and she says it's time for her to move. Laura says she can understand why.  I guess Lulu makes a mint at Deception. Chase shows up to talk to Lulu. He says he knows about the baby and Dante being the father. She's giddy thinking he will tell Dante...he says no one is telling Dante!! They argue about telling him or not telling him. 

Laura gets a call from Sonny to go see him, it's important. Once she gets there, he tells her about Valentin. She tells him about Valentin. He says he stopped himself from killing him because he heard "Laura's voice" Pffffffffft. M'kay

Brennan hold Valentin at gun point on the docks. Jason skulks around behind them. Valentin is like: YOU FELL FOR CARLLLLLLY SPENCER? At least I FELL FOR ANNA DEVANE! ahahahaa. 

Jason finds Anna at her car, getting a gun. He stops her. She says let her go. He says no. She says yes....

Brennan is about to shoot Val and Anna comes around the corner. Good God that was NOT IN THE LEAST EXCITING.  Brennan holds a gun on Valentin, Anna holds a gun on Brennan. Jason holds his gun in his belt. Anna tries to tell Brennan he should let her take in Val because they were all friends in the WSB.  BRENNAN folds...puts his gun down. Anna calls the PCPD. After she and Valentin leave, Jason confronts Brennan about 'putting Carly in danger". 

END: 

Lois packs to go to Bensonhurst for awhile

Chase tells Lulu to keep away from Brook Lyn

Jason tells Brennan to stay away from Carly

Felicia tells Carly to stay away from Brennan. 

Anna tells Valentin it's over, he's committed too many crimes. 

Hobo

 

It's 75 today! Then it will go back down into the 40s for a bit. Don't you like knowing the "real Port Charles" weather?? 

Laura catches Valentin trying to break into her place. She tells him to leave Charlotte alone and turn himself in. Tells him she'll protect him as mayor. Talks about her being on the run with Luke and how hard it was. She says Charlotte is with Rocco anyway. Then Lulu walks in. Lulu also says that he should turn himself in. He says he'll die if he's in prison. 

Sonny calls Brick to find Solinsky, the hitman. Dante comes over to Sonny's to chat. They talk about Rocco and Lulu wanting custody. Brennan calls. Sonny tells him Valentine is meeting a boat on Pier 55 and to go get him. Then he finds out about Carly and goes to GH.

Carly wakes up. Where am I?? Isaiah comes in and tells her what happened. Jason runs in, tears in his eyes. Anna says Brennan was the target. Jason finds out Carly slept with Brennan. He's not happy but glad Carly's alive. 

Sonny tells Anna he thinks Valentin 'won't make it out" of Port Charles tonight. She gets angry he told Brennan where Val would be. Runs out of GH. 

Tracey goes to Drew's to tell him Marty is on his way to CA with a federal Marshal and he's arrested. If Drew doesn't move the crypt, she'll have the charges dropped. Drew doesn't care about Marty, he'll get another lawyer. She says she will destroy him. He says JUST MOVE THE BODIES and Willow walks in ahahaha.

Nina finds Willow leaving GH and corners her to talk about reconsidering moving in with Drew. She yabbers on and on. Offers to buy a house for Willow and the kids. It would be good for the custody case to establish their own residence. Willow will think about it. 

Cody is arrested and at the PCPD. He called Alexis to be his lawyer. Molly is there too. He's in for Grand Theft Auto. Then Molly says that Alexis can't rep him if she's DA and to recuse herself. Alexis says no, she won't do that and to drop it. Ric comes over and tells Alexis to recuse herself. This is.. stretching it LOL. So, it seems like Cody "stole his own car" and there was a mix-up. So this was all for bantering sake.

Ava's meeting with her accountant. She's broke even WITH Nina's loan. That only paid the rent on one Gallery (i guess she has 2). She owes the IRS too. He takes all her credit cards  but one. Tells her to sell one Gallery, eat Ramen noodles. Leaves. Ava orders beer instead of a martini. Nina comes in to have a drink with her. She says you're not drinking beer and orders something fancy. 

END: 

Valentin leaves Lulu and says he can't turn himself in. 

Val is on the docks and Brennan comes out with a gun. 

Anna is going to try to save Valentin

Antidote

 It's another beauty day here!! IT was 38 yesterday and 65 today!!! WOW

Sonny has Valentin under a gun. Val says all he wants to do is get what's his. Sonny says he owns it now since he bought the house. Sonny wants to know why he messed with his meds. Valentin says that Jack Brennan ordered him to. "it's just WSB orders" Sonny says he doesn't care.  Sonny says he can shoot Valentin and it would be self-defense because he broke into his house. Valentin says something about Michael being upset. Um, HUH? He tells Sonny he knows who planted the bomb and if he puts the gun down, he'll tell him. He tells Sonny when he was doing the Pikeman stuff, someone stole a shipment. A hitman--and he doesn't know their name but can find out the name of the buyer. Cripes, this is a convoluted MESS. Oh, the Valentin says he DOES know the hitman's name and tells Sonny. Sonny lets him leave. That was just the WEIRDEST set of scenes ever. 

Chase is saying: DANTE? DANTE AND YOU HAVE A BABY? DANTE?? DAAAAN-TAY? He has something I will never have. Then Brook explains that at camp Dante would sneak over to the girl's camp and they got close--and you know, pregnant. She says Cody knows but not Dante. They talk about how it was for Brook and the choice she made. She cries and says she didn't want Olivia's life for herself or her kid. Dante wonders if she loved Dante. She says they were teens but it wasn't real love like she has with him. She doesn't want Dante to know because he'd look for the son and it's not fair to the kid. 

Dante brings Pizza to Lulu at Laura's house. She wants Rocco to live with her and Charlotte. Um, GIRL? WHERE YOU LIVING? He says he wants to keep Danny and Rocco together at the Qs. Dante makes Lulu see that it wouldn't be a great idea right now. 

Sasha tells Jason that Willow is going nuts and she's moving in with Drew. She can't ever find out that she's pregnant with Michael's baby. She says she'll accept Jason's help but he can't ever tell Carly the truth. He says that's right because she'd blab. So they wont' tell Carly the baby is Michael's. 

Lucas wakes up in Miami and Marco comes out in a towel. He says they didn't do anything together but Lucas threw up on him in the elevator so he had to take a shower. They talk about kissing and Lucas being upset about Brad. Then Marco gives Lucas his number. 

Brad calls Stella and says he messed everything up with Lucas. Stella says at least you were honest and maybe you can be friends one day. He says maybe he can talk to Lucas and get him on his side. 

Carly's laying there and Anna gets ROBIN on the phone because she developed the antidote to the poison they used on her. They have to develop it in the lab. Brennan goes in to talk to her while she's still passed out. Then she goes into cardiac arrest but the WSB agents RUN IN and have the antidote. That was HILARIOUS. 

Joss and the Blonde Guy talk about her phone being with someone on Easter Island, taking photos and sending them to people. It's part of her cover. She wants to go home. He says she's not ready. A bunch of junk about training and being secretive. She says she can deal with it, and the guy says he's not so sure. 

END: 

Brook says there's no way they can tell Dante. Chase thinks they should tell him. 

Brad sees Marco leaving Lucas' room 

Carly wakes up

Sonny tries to call Brennan

Valentin goes to Laura's apartment

A Little News

 

Eva LaRue posted this on her IG-- that's Blaze and her new "Son" ...the Marco guy we saw with Lucas in Miami. I KNEW IT!!! Looks like they are both on set. Natalia has two gay kids!! 

I WILL UPDATE THIS WHEN I WATCH THE SHOW TODAY AT 2! 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Here we go!! 

Carly drinks her champagne when Brennan comes out of the shower. Val is out in the hall, skulking. Carly drinks another glass. Brennan notices the label has been ripped off the bottle. Carly collapses. Valentin runs. 

Willow and Isaiah hope it's an easy night in the ER. NOPE! Carly's comin' in to get her stomach pumped. They take her in the exam room and Brennan calls poison people and someone else to come to the hospital. Willow wants to call family and Brennan orders her not to as a "federal agent" --she'll be in danger! 

Martin is at Laura's saying how happy he is Charlotte is home. They talk about getting to know Lulu and then Anna shows up with a federal guy to arrest MARTIN ahahaah. Tracey no doubt.  One of his ex-wives says he owes money and she's in CA and he's getting taken back there! ahahaha. He didn't declare the money he made on Valentine's house sale. THEN TRACEY walks on in and is like: OH! GUESS WHAT! THAT WAS ALL ME! AHAHAHA.  This was fun. OH! Welp, he says it's a mean ex wife in California and she will rip him to shreds. Asks Laura to help him. Laura asks Tracey what it will take. Tracy's like: NOTHING!! I go after people who go after my family. 

Trina is looking at her turtle dove and Kai knocks. She wants to be alone. Kai says he gets it and will come back when she wants. She opens the door. :sigh: Trina talks about Spencer and last year and her birthday. Yada yada. Sprina fans will like it. Kai is painful Sorry "The more beautiful and STRIKING you become" -- "striking' AHAHAHAHA. Good grief.  

Tracey asks Sasha to make her tea. She asks Gio if he say anything like bulldozers when he came in . He says no. They talk and then Tracey leaves really fast--with no tea. Brook, Chase and Gio talk about how stupid Drew is and Sasha says Tracey goes to the Crypt 3x a week. They feel badly for her. Then they all go to bed but Chase and Brook talk about the baby she gave up and that Gloria knows. Also that Lulu found out because of Martin's notes. 

Jason and Sonny talk about the Charlotte rescue. Then about Sidwell. Sonny says he thinks he's stupid to have come after his family. They talk about how the bomb was made and think that maybe Brennan did it. Then they think no, he wouldn't hurt Carly's kid. So who knows. Jason leaves. 

END: 

Marty talks back to Tracey and gets arrested

Brennan finds out the poison and it's bad

Valentin sneaks into his house for a box IN THE FIREPLACE Pffffffft-- and gets his passport. Sonny comes out with a gun "looking for something"?? 

BROOK TELLS CHASE DANTE IS THE FATHER OF HER BABY

Will Cortlandt was on the fake passport, JPS's name on AMC! 

Sunday Surgery: Crypt Keeper

 

So, okay---that is a pretty lazy title but what the heck!! I enjoyed the crypt scenes and I even wrote to GH to tell them how great the set was. It even looked like Western NY in the winter!! 

The show was going by at a good clip this week and the acting was amazing. Yes, there were fillers here and there but we are used to that. All in all a solid B+. 

Ok, let's get into it. Again, I'm not on twitter so my photos may be a bit thin. You'll get the idea though!

Let's GO!!