Just... WEIRD.

 

FRIDAY--already! Whew! Hope your week went well and quickly--Here's to enjoying the weekend. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

Liz and Lucas talk about the case at #GH . Lucas says Marty was hard on Joe. 

Court: Curtis is all snotty to Portia. Says THEY are COMING OVER TO SEE THEIR BABY after the trial. Marshall is there. Curtis is pushing it. Says Isaiah better not be there. Marshall steps in and calms people down. Later, Jordan says she's going home so she doesn't rock the boat. Curtis goes to Portia's alone. Isaiah is going to GH.

Stella talks to baby Desi and says she hopes his parents are being civil to each other. (ha). Portia comes home and tells Stella the trial was hard. Marshall and Curtis walk in. Curtis has a heart to heart with the baby about how well he controlled his temper at the trial. 

Joe is swimming. Anna wants to talk to him. (She's all dressed up at the pool). She wants to know about the trial. And what kind of officer he is. AT THE POOL. She wants to know about Cassius/Nathan. "He pistol whipped me" -- LOL She's like he betrayed ALL OF US. Weird scenes but whatever. 

Josslyn meets with Hudson at The Metro Patio. Hudson is with Jasper Jacks enterprises and Joss is the NEW CEO OF JACK'S INDUSTRIES. She's like: NO. He's like: YES-- and she can't call him because he's SAILING THE GLOBE IN HIS SAILBOAT and can't BE REACHED AND SHE'S IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE COMPANY. She's like: don't want it. He's like it's a gift! She says no. She tells him she's WSB. Hudson is surprised: A girl like you??

Ava's having lunch with Drew at The Metro. She wants to go after Sonny together. He's mean and threatens her and she thinks he's going to take Avery. WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? Drew gets ANGRY ANGRY--he can't do that !! The Bastard lahahah aoueriou OMG I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Ava gets up to go to the ladies' room.

Also at the Metro, Jocinda thinks about drugging Willow's coffee. Michael sits down and she tells him she got a restraining order. She says she thinks Willow will have a public meltdown soon. I guess she thinks she was going to have her talk. She leaves. 

Willow at the apartment. She cancels her speaking engagement to spend time with the kids. Goes to do email. Wiley is thirsty...UT OH. Willow takes it from him. They are going in the car. She drinks it. 

Jordan and Anna meet at the pool and say hello--and how are you? You've had a hard time--SO have you...yada yada. Jordan also talked to Molly about the trial. No hard feelings. 

END: 

Willow is bonkers, grabs the car keys to take the kids to the arcade. 

Josslyn says shes' going to talk to her father one way or another.

Ava and Drew are going to team up. 

Curtis and Isaiah basically say if Curtis is acquitted, it's WAR 

I NEED A COCKTAIL AFTER THIS SHOW

Druggard

 

Here I am!! Will I make it the whole show? Not sure--I'm so tired and don't even know why. It's crazy-- Can't sleep at night, want to sleep all day. Did you see the news that Chris McKenna was going to leave GH in the fall? Errol Lewis broke the news and I 100% trust him. Supposedly he'll leave 'in a body bag'. Why they would want to get that information out there is beyond me. Maybe there's enough time to save him? I mean, personally-- not a HUGE fan of Jack BUT These newbies are NOT IT. Plus, he's doing well with Cynthia I think. 

TODAY'S SHOW 

Trial: Portia doesn't want to talk about her seeing Isaiah--she wants to talk about how Curtis assaulted him. They go round and round about her seeing Isaiah and Curtis seeing Jordan but the whole thing boils down to who threw the first punch and she says it was Curtis. Then Drew gets up and says his wife was home and not driving the night of the crash. The detective got it wrong. Isaiah is up. Marty tries to goad him into losing his temper. Then Jordan gets up and says she thinks Isaiah visited her out of GUILT not friendship after the accident. Molly drives home the fact that driving a black BMW and getting paint touched up isn't enough to have a case against anyone. 
Curtis is up next. 

Serena falls into Jack's lap at the pool. She flirts-- asks him if he wants a drink-- he says no thank you. Then she sits in Michael's chair while he swims. Introductions. He's heard of her. She says she's not happy with what he did to her mother. They talk about Michael doing a favor for Maxie and he's going to do what's right for the company and yada yada.

Lucy wants to talk to Laura about Kevin. (they are at Bobbie's)/ Lucy wants Kevin to surprise Serena when he comes home from Ireland and Laura says he's not coming home. Staying for the fall. She's going to visit. 

Jacinda gets pills from Ezra. Needs to take the edge off--she got a restraining order from Willow to stay away from her kids.

Ezra goes in and talks to Laura. She says not to get involved with Jacinda because of Michael and the whole Willow thing. He says Jacinda needs someone to watch her back. He leaves. Brennan comes in. Laura asks why the WSB hasn't gotten Jenz out of PC yet. He says it's a local case, the WSB is letting the DA's office take care of it. 

Willow goes to bitch to Nina about talking to Brennan about how she raises her kids. Round and round about reopening the shooting case. Dumb. She tells Nina she got a restraining order out against Jacinda. DING DONG: Jacinda at the door with Nina's dry cleaning. Both Nina and Willow are out of the room. There are 2 coffees there with their names on them. She's going to drug Willow I believe. 

Dante and Sonny talk about the fact Jason quit the business. Sonny says it's because of Dante in a way (the arrest). Sonny says Dante arrested him at Danny's ballgame and it was horrible. Dante's like: WELP! HE can't believe Jason left Sonny. Sonny says he's a broken man. Dante says maybe he's healed. (good line) He wonders who's going to watch out for Sonny now. Sonny says he's getting out too. 

Jason tells Tracey he quit Sonny. She's happy. They talk about the type of parent he wants to be to Danny. Tracey says that is what Alan and Monica wanted for him. Aww. Jason wishes he could say  sorry to Alan and Monica and OMG YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEIR SCENES. GEESH. SNIFF!! 

END: 

Dante and Sonny hug

Tracey tells Jason there's always enough time to change. She should know

Molly and Marty make closing remarks. 

Jacinda puts the drug in Willow's coffee 

EYEROLL DAY

Sorry I've been so crabby about the new actors on GH BUT WTF!!! Come on now.  You remember Carlos right? ZEXY BADDIE? We've had many over the years and-- what is HAPPENING with the casting? One Wonder Bread Boy after another. And NO acting chops. There.. I got that out. LOL 

TODAY'S SHOW

Tracey wants to take Brook and the baby to NYC so she's out of town for the trial. Brook is feeling too guilty about the whole thing. I think they did this for narrative on the accident. You know to remind us Brook did it.  They keep talking about it. Chase will NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR LYING AGAIN. :eyeroll: 

Lucy tells Serena to get to the pool and charm Michael. "wear your best swimsuit". She says it's Her company and wants control. Serena agrees and goes to change. Then Lucy calls Felicia to come over (to Bobbie's). She's feeling guilty for her reasons for Serena to come home. :eyeroll: that's some 2-26 BS right there LOL. Felicia says Serena can make up her own mind.

Willow and Wiley show up at the pool. Michael and Wiley swim and Wills tells Jacinda to stay far away from her kids. Jacinda says Wiley would be sad if she drowned his mom in the pool HAHA. 

Willow walks to another seat. Brennan comes over. He says they need to be allies now. He says DO NOT reopen the shooting case. Anna will find out the truth; you shot Drew. She says she's willing to take that chance if it means getting her kids :eyeroll: 

The trial is starting .Marty tries to broker a deal with Molly-- she's like um... this is jail time. He says it will tear the family apart. 

In the hall, Isaiah and Curtis are arguing. Jordan and Portia stand there. Lucas tries to calm people down while Joe looks on. Just exhausting. They finally go in. Joe and Lucas talk about having to testify. 

The judge comes in. Molly makes the opening statement that the accident doesn't matter. Punching someone and causing bodily harm does and that's what Curtis did. Marty talks about the accident and Isaiah leaving. OMG HE WASN'T EVEN CHARGED WAS HE? Then Lucas is up saying how bad Isaiah's injuries were. Then Joe says what he saw and Marty says he should have descalated the situation. :eyeroll: Then it's Portia's turn. 

Sonny summons Ava because he thinks she made Ethan leave or got him in trouble. She's like: NO he just left. She said he called from a burner phone and he even hung up before she could give him a piece of her mind. She asks if Sonny asked Ethan to kill Drew and he left. 

END: 

Portia puts the blame solely on Curtis --but Martin asks her about when she had an affair with Isaiah while married to Curtis. 

Sonny threatens Ava :eyeroll: 

Serena comes out and falls into Brennan's lap. Weird. 

STUNT MEN

 

It's another stellar day here! Love the sun

TODAY"S SHOW

Michael, Carly and Joss are in the moss kitchen. Joss tells Michael she's joined the WSB. Carly thinks Michael will be upset but he's like! HEY! CONGRATS! He won't back Carly up and doesn't care she's 'in the field' and undercover. Michael IS upset she got shot and he wasn't around. Pouts.

Marty tells Curtis someone might help him with his court case: In walks Drew. He says he's sorry for the past and really wants to help. Curtis is like: M'kay--SUUURE. Drew says the prosecution wants hi to testify and he's going to help Curtis instead. He's going to recant his statement that Willow could have been driving that night. Curtis is wondering WHY the hell Drew would do this and doesn't believe it could be out of the goodness of his heart. Drew says it's because Scout was living with Alexis and they told her things about him and he doesn't want Desmond to hate Curtis. IT MAKES NO SENSE AND I'M SORRY I HAD TO WRITE IT !! 

Willow, Dr O and Nina have lunch at The Metro. Dr O is suspicious that Drew wants an instant divorce. They talk about Drew and the fact Willow is staying in office until the next election. Doesn't think he'll run again. She wants her own place. Nina says she can stay with her forever. Wills says she'll have the kids soon-- she's getting them from Michael. She's going to Anna and wants them to investigate MICHAEL for Drew's shooting--and... if she doesn't she'll with hold funding. Nina knows she shot Drew so she's like WTF are you doing? Dr O is not even following but thinks it's a dumb plan. Anna's too smart and she'll "hook the bear" if she does it. Willow doesn't care. Nina goes to the 'ladies room"  Dr O tells Willow to leave Nina OUT OF IT.

Ava and Trina meet because Trina graduated (hah) and Ava gives her a folder that says "Jerome-Robinson Gallery" and wants to make her a partner someday. Trina turns her down. Says she has a "new dream". Tells her about singing. Ava is supportive. Trina will work the gallery part time for some cash. Trina asks about Ethan. Ava's like: There is no Ethan. Then Trina gets a call from Simon. 

At the Q's, Alexis arrives with the adoption papers. NEDLY, Olivia and Gio are there too. Everyone leaves but Chase and Brook. They are going to sign and Brook feels badly Phoebe will never learn who her father really is. They sign. Everyone celebrates Phoebe Jacqueline Chase. They'll go to the court house to get things finalized. Alexis says they have nothing to worry about. HAH. 

Oslo, Norway. Ethan YES ETHAN unpacks and HUDSON COMES IN THE ROOM "Where is she"? OMG TWO GUYS THAT CAN'T ACT FOR SH*T are in a FIGHT -- and it's HYSTERICAL. They stop fighting and Ethan tells Hudson that Deliah and the baby died. I can't even write this up but it's SO TERRIBLE.  Hudson beats him and threatens him that he'll kill all of his family if he's lying. Leaves. Ethan gets up, staggers to his phone and calls Ava. She's mad but he says it's about the baby. Hudson put a bug in his room and is listening in. 

END: 

Trina heard Nina's phone all to Brennan about Willow

Hudson heard the whole phone call to Ava 

OH! New INFORMATION TODAY

Here we are... knee deep into the newbies and let's hope I can figure out who's who today. We need a score-card or face sheet to follow along with! 

TODAYS SHOW: 

Ric walks over to Dante and Liz. Makes a snotty remark. Liz can't get dinner so they are going out Wed. They kiss, he leaves. Dante and Liz then talk about his part in the whole Rocco evidence scrubbing thing and how Anna let him go. He feels guilty he used his job to do what he did. 

Emma, Gio, Trina and Kai are playing a board game at Emma's. Trina's trying not to think of the trial. She really wants to go but her parents don't want her there. 

NEW INFO: BROOK TELLS SIMON THAT TRINA GRADUATED COLLEGE IN JULY. Which is a big thing and -- WHAT?????? okay.. whatever.

SIMON meets with Brook and tells her he has big plans for Trina/Gio. And.. Simon wonders where they are. Brook is like: they are on their way...then calls GIO. OMG GIO FORGOT! CRISIS!!!!! They have to hurry over! And.. KAI decides to go but Emma isn't going. Weird.

They get to the surf shop. Introduce Kai. Simon won't shake his hand. Simon talks to Britt. Says he thought Gio and Trina were a couple and they are GOING TO SELL THEM LIKE A COUPLE. Marketing and all that. They'd better get on board. He has to get on a plane and leave.

Joss is jogging in the park. Says she can't go to Emma's and meet Trina because she's working. She gets a pain where she was shot and flashes back to her shooting on the docks. 

Nina wants to go to dinner with Brennan but he says he can't. He has an important phone call. They kiss. Joss walks in. Nina leaves. Joss says she's a liability. Tells Brennan all her faults. He yells at her to quit it 

Anna sees Val/Carly...and Peter is standing behind her. She turns and knocks into a waiter. They invite her to sit. She sees the champagne and asks why. They tell her Val's assets are unfrozen. She freaks out. Says the WSB won't let him go. Carly says: NOT TRUE. Joss is getting out too. Anna looks at her like she's crazy. Says probably too late for Josslyn. Says she's sorry she knew before Carly but would have stopped Josslyn if she knew before she joined. She ends up leaving and Val realizes something is off with her. Thinks Faison is still on her mind.

Jason tells Sonny he's out. "Is it Me" asks Sonny--"No it's me" says Jason. Tells him about being on the roof to kill Cullum. Sonny can't believe he had him in his sights and didn't SHOOT. Jason says Brennan was in the way. Sonny's mad he didn't tell him. Jason says he was going to Danny's game and DANTE arrested him! There was no TIME! He keeps telling him about Danny seeing him taken away and something broke in him. HE can't live this life. He can't kill for Sonny anymore. He doesn't want Danny to follow in his footsteps. Sonny says "he already has". Tells him Danny wanted to join Sonny to take care of Cullum but he stopped him. Then-JASON SINGS SONNY'S PRAISES for all the wonderment over the years and both CRY BIG TEARS and this is the biggest break up in Soap-Love History I've seen in a LONG TIME. Cripes LOL Jason wants Sonny's "BLESSING" to leave

END: 

Brook says she can fix things with Simon 

Ric still stalks Liz at the park

Pintrest Trina board pops up and someone is editing her photos on the computer

Sonny and Jason have a sad goodbye. (hahahha...it's SO OVER the TOP!)

Sunday Surgery: FOUL BALLS

 

I've thought about how I'd approach this week's blog many times and I still don't know how it will turn out. My last post was titled "Chaos" and I should have saved it for this blog. I going to make a confession: I'm too old for these shenanigans to happen all in one damn week. I have whiplash. 

Since GH is going with Softball as a theme, I chose to honor that in the title. So: PLAY BALL! 

Get some scrambled eggs and pretend they are my brain and let's GO GO!! 

Chaos.

 

YESTERDAY'S SHOW: NOPE that's not Serena, it's Justine Lupe from Nobody Wants This. I also thought she had some Nicole Kidman vibes. 

Scotty is in Key West!! So on brand!! 

Tracey and Stella were the gold in the episode and of course Tracey by herself! "Yuri owes me 50 bucks"!! 

There are just too many new characters on for me at the moment. ugh. 

TODAY'S SHOW: 

If I get all the newbie characters mixed up, forgive me. Damn, it's TEW MUCH FOR THIS BRAIN!!!!!! 

So, we are in the Southern California park with the softball players. Joe and Dante for the PCPD and Lucas and Liz for GH . ...WHERE IS BRITT WITH THE EQUIPMENT? Then they talk about Lucas looking for an apartment. He's like "I like my room at Ava's, we have martinis every evening". She says find anyone else to live with ---AND JOE runs over to get a ball. WE GET IT. Then Dante comes over. Tells Liz he will help her with her catching. They leave. Joe then asks Lucas how long Dante's been dating Liz. Lucas does a spit take. He's like they aren't but hey, they should! He's better than the guy she's seeing! They talk about sports films and OMG GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!? Joe is LOOKING FOR AN APARTMENT!! WHATTTTTTTT? (ahahha)

Dante and Liz toss the ball back and forth. Flirty.  Ric walks by and sees Dante helping Liz with her mitt. heh. 

Britt is in GH talking to Dr Tristan and Jason sees them. Tristan walks away and Jason wonders what Britt knows about him. Jason says he's WSB and he saw him on the plane coming back from Jakarta. Britt freaks out. Jason says Tristan BROUGHT HIM BACK --(this is weird because wouldn't the WSB know that?!!). Anyway...he wants to go out on the boat and she can't because of baseball. She wants him to come to the park but Sonny calls and summons Jason to his place. Britt gets Tristan into an exam room and confronts him about being WSB. HE says he's NOT he just worked at medical facility.  She brings up her Hungtingon's disease and how they lied to her and he's like: Sorry lady, nothing to do with me. Tells her to get therapy and drink Decaf coffee. 

Ric is at Sonny's they talk about Sidwell. When he goes to jail, the piers and Wyndemre will go up for auction. ROCHESTER IS MENTIONED! Then Sonny calls Jason. Jason walks in. Sonny wants Ric and Jason to make nice. They shake hands. Ric leaves. Sonny thanks Jason. Jason says there will never be peace between him and Ric. 

At the Metro, Val planned a dinner with Carly on the patio. She's like: Who's paying, me? HE says NO! My assets got unfrozen. He's going to buy her a big gift. THEN he makes a connection with the black box to Nina and Brennan. He's curious why she would want it. 

At the Pool, Drew lurches around and sees Ava. She's like: WTF! He asks if she's meeting Nina. She says no..she's with... and ETHAN IS GONE after looking @@ at the OTHER NEWBIE THERE. Danny is freaking out seeing Drew. So's Brook. Drew asks Ava how much she knew about Nina and Willow's plan. She says how devoted Willow was and blah blah. He says they are divorcing. Things weren't how he thought they were. Ava leaves. Danny is delivering Drew's ice tea and trips, throws it all over him. Drew erupts and yells. Brook tells him to chill out and not talk to Danny like that. OMG Drew took over-acting steroids today. GEESH

Anna sees Peter, he tells her to kill Britt. Emma walks in.  Anna's all shaken. Emma asks about Joss being WSB. Anna couldn't tell her. Then they talk about Anna's state of mind and Anna says she's going to put 'everything behind her'. 

Ethan is at Lulu's and is taking a bag out. He tells her he's leaving for good. She's like: you can't you work for Sonny Corithos, you just can't leave. He took on Ethan because of their dad and he'd never give him a second chance. Ethan says he has to fulfill  a promise. She's like: I have your back. They hug. 

END: 

Ric sees Liz/Dante talking to Britt and gets jealous

NEW GUY calls Lulu to see if Ethan is there by pretending to be a delivery guy. She says he left the country. 

Anna sees Valentin and Carly making out

Jason quits Sonny.