Day 7 of 9

 Oh! TWO MORE SLEEPS UNTIL THE JARLY WEDDING!! 

Fire in the hole! Body Doubles must be scared AF..that fire was huge! Jax stops Sonny from breaking the window out because...BackDraft. They run in the back delivery door.  Jax takes Phyllis out and Sonny and Nina TALK--I mean JUST UNTIE HER!  Then Jax runs back in after getting Phyllis out. A beam falls on Sonny and Jax drags Nina out. 

Jason at the church..Michael comes in. Michael always WANTED CARLY AND JASON TOGETHER since we was little. Yep. He said it. AAHAHAHAHA OKAY. Spinelli comes in then. LOVES Carly and Jason together!!

Carly getting ready, thinking back to Jason and she talking. Sigh, she's happy. Joss comes in. Gives her a bracelet that's an infinity knot and blue stones. "You make the impossible possible". 

Sam and Dante questioning Harmony about Shiloh and Drew Cain. They wonder if Shiloh had anything to do with Drew's plane. Or SHE did. Harmony gets all pissy that they would think that. Alexis tries to talk to her.  She gives them a name: Dallas Kurby. 

Drew Cain all beat up in his cell. Thinks because the guards speak Greek, they must be Cassadines. He gets knee-capped again. He talks money to the guard because he's a mercenary and Drew knows he can give him more money. 

Olivia and Ned arrive at the church they talk about Leo. Liv thinks that Austin is just trying to get to them. 

Maxie goes to pick up Austin. Runs into Britt. She's sad about the wedding but also wishes her mom was there.  Then Maxie asks Liz and Terry to cheer Britt up. OMG her dress is sooooo bad. EESH. I think they are trying to make Austin Sheldon Cooper type. 

END: 
Sonny's still in the fire

Day 6 of 9-- and Jordan is GONE!

 I was right, something about her leaving yesterday felt real!! Here's Briana Henry's  Instapost that she put up just this morning: (Update: actress is pregnant) 

OK Today's SHOW: 

Sam and Dante at the batting cages. I probably won't report much on them. Boring and didn't we have baseball stuff from them before? FILLER

Peter hisses at Nina and Phyllis..."I'll get you my pretties". He sends Phyllis off for duct tape. She does get it-- and ties Nina up. Oh !! Peter tells Phyllis Mike is really Sonny and Nina knew. AND he has a wife and kids. Phyllis is aghast. But doesn't matter because Peter pours gas on the floor and lights it up on fire. 

Jax and Sonny: Jax is like..Nina didn't tell you the truth? Sonny says he doesn't want the truth. Jax is like "too bad, pal" .  Anyway, Mike leaves to go find Nina. Finds them with the place on fire. Can't get in, stuff falling. 

Harmony and Alexis... Alexis says that Ryan is dangerous. Harmony isn't so fure. Alexis said she fell for a cult leader before, she could again. Oh, burn. Alexis wants to talk to Harmony about the problem her friend had. WHAT? WHY? It's weird. Filler. 

Drew and that nurse are trying to get out of that jail. They fake Drew having a collapsed lung. They end up fighting the goon and run. But then Drew goes back in at the end and lets Chloe escape? I don't even know why. 

Joss is bitching at Spencer about pretending to be Victor. She's yelling at him about being selfish and a prick. Esme comes over. Banter.. and Boy I wish these teens drank or something. Just ... not a lot going on there. Anyway 

END: 

Will Nina and Phyllis burn?

Sam and Dante go to talk to Harmony about Drew's case

Drew is getting beaten up by the goons again. 

Day 5 of 9

 Spencer, Esme....Nikolas... he wants to know where Esme is from. She said "here, there and everywhere". Very evasive. Valentin walks up. He and Nik banter. Spencer joins his Dad's side. Esme is happy. Anna walks up. They keep arguing. Talk about how Valentin is keeping the Cassadine name but isn't really one. Yada yada. Anna drags him away,  Spencer tells Nikolas he will probably move back into Wyndmere. 

Maxie asks Austin AGAIN to go to the damn wedding. Oh! a patient calls. He leaves. WILL MAXIE GET A DATE? zzzzzzzzzzz. Oh by the end of the show, Austin says yes, he'll go. 

Phyllis picks up the phone MikeSon left when Nina calls. She says he's on the way back to the Tan-O. Nin says: Oh! He's here but we know it's PETER. ;eyeroll:  He says he figured out her plan and her Aunt is 'taken care' of and now it's her turn. yada yadaPeter makes her call Valentin about the baby--and he says nothing new. She asks him how room service is. Must be a clue. She hangs up. Peter isn't happy. Then, Phyllis walks in. Nina gives her some clues and Phyllis gets to go behind the bar and actually gets a GUN!! Pulls it out but Peter already is holding Nina with one.  Damn it, Phyllis caves and drops her weapon first. 

Jordan is awake. Curtis acting like he loves her. Portia walks out. Shawn and TJ are relieved. OH! Molly arrives! Austin comes out and tells them all she's in renal failure. She's going to Albany for a blood transfusion/dialysis etc. MAC IS TAKING OVER!! wehooo!! Everyone says goodbye to her. It totally felt like she was leaving the show...geesh!!! 

Ava arrives at Carly's "sorry, I know your wedding is today but it's important". She is leaving town and leaving Avery with the head of the mob. Oh! Ok! She'll be totally safe. Pffffffft. Carly says ok, sounds good. 

Joss and Trina talking about Spencer and Esme while they make the favors for the wedding. Trina tells Joss that Victor was really Spencer. She's sorry she didn't tell her sooner. 

END: 

Peter tells Nina and Phyllis they'll never leave the Tan-O again

Joss confronts Spencer at the Metro about being "Victor"

Jordan says goodbye. 

Ava wishes Carly luck

Sunday Surgery: Danger Zone

 

I did have a good GH week. Why? SO many people losing it over Jarly. I live for those moments when something rather huge happens and the SoapVerse lights up like the 4th of July. Am I a "Jarly Shipper"??? Heck naw-- I've learned over the years not to ship any couple. Why bother? I'm here for the fall out.  Now that they pledged their 'wub'... it can be messy and glorious when and if "Sonny" returns. 

So, let's make like Mike's watch and dive in! 

photo credit: @Flutterby 

Day 4 of 9

 It's Time... FRIDAY IS HERE! 

Jarly Kisses..and kisses again. Jason says they don't have to be afraid now. "Will you marry me"?? Carly says "With all my heart". She's all giddy to be getting married now. Carly wants to dance in the space because it's "old Jake's ..where they first met". 

ALL OF THE OTHER FOUR FAMILIES ARE gunning for Jarly!! They all meet and are ready to blow up the warehouse tonight. (night of the wedding) 

Hospital: Jordan, passed out. Portia gets checked. Portia is on oxygen. 

Jordan is intubated, Curtis waits with her. Austin tells him she might need a chamber thing because her CO levels are bad. TJ finds out. She might need dialysis. TJ calls Shawn. Everyone is talking about the Fingerlakes and what it all means. 

Nina is freaking out about Jax telling on her. He reminds her that Mike doesn't exist. She says he does too!! He says how did you feel about Fake Sasha!!? She cries..cries. CRIES. Then says all Jax is caring about is that Carly is marrying Jason. Jax brings up Sonny's kids. She says he's right-- she has to tell him. But in PRIVATE PLEASE!! Jax agrees (idiot). 
Sonny left his phone on the bench with Phyllis for some reason. I think it's important.

Sonny talks to Phyllis. Said he threw his watch into the river to move forward with Nina. Nina talks.

Brando, Gladys and Sasha. Gladys won't move. Sasha tells her Brando is a stripper. 

Maxie lays into Brook Lynn about how she's caring for Bailey. 

END: 

you think Sonny is going to walk into the Tan-O and it's Peter 

Curtis cries for Jordan to wake up..she moves her finger and he kisses it and Porita sees it. 

DAY 3 of 9

 Boy I got it backwards yesterday ! LOL I was thinking COUNTDOWN..not countUP! 

Anyway, we still have a hella long way to go until "Wedding Day". 

Jason and Carly are at a construction site, it's where Jake's used to be (and the Floating Rib)-- she was scared of her feelings she felt at the pool when they were dancing. Dialog about their past and feelings coming up. yada yada. Lots of Jake memories and early days. She says she fell in love with him back then and could do again. She talks about falling for him, then sleeping with Sonny and Jason leaving. How she bottled up her feelings after that. She talks about falling for Jason and she's scared she'll be alone in her feelings and then resent him, yada yada. He says "who says you'd be falling alone"?? OMG THEN THEY KISS. :) MAYHEM!! 

Jax tells Sonny that he's not Mike and Nina knows who he really is! MikeSon says he doesn't want to know. Jax says he has a family--but MikeSon is like well, WHY DIDN'T THEY FIND ME? Jax says to Nina "WHY is THAT, Nina'?? MikeSon basically says to leave them alone and Nina begs him not to tell. She makes Mike leave. She tries to talk to Jax about meeting Sonny and finding him and why she hasn't told Carly. She says the world is better having Mike...not killer Sonny Corinthos. Jax looks at her like she's a lunatic (which she is). Jax explains she put terrible things into motion (ie: Carly in the mob/Joss in danger) and that PC could be better off WITH Sonny there. He tells Nina that Jarly is marrying "Tonight". 

MikeSon throws his watch into the river. 

Portia tells Jordan she has to tell Trina about her real Dad. Tries to get out of the basement. Curtis finds them...They have to get Jordan to the hospital because of her one kidney. OMG they make it to GH? From the FIngerlakes.. ahahahaa . OK! 

At GH, Brook trying to set Maxie up with....Austin? Oh, Brook wants Maxie to have an "in" with Austin for the ELQ thing. Ned comes over, he can't find Leo. 

Leo is in Austin's office with the spinner. Austin brings him to Ned. He talks about Leo's communication and they might want to see a specialist. Ned says he's noticed Leo is 'quiet" but Olivia won't hear of it. Austin encourages him to see a specialist. 

Brook wants Maxie to invite Austin to the Jarly wedding. 

Day 8 of 9

 Of the countdown to the WEDDING! Oh yes. Day 8.. lord

Nixon Falls: Jax and Nina . Jax barges in to the Tan-O. MikeSon isn't there of course. He drops Mike's name tho and Nina's all nervous. Jax mentions maranara sauce and says he'll leave her alone if he can meet MikeSon. And.. at one point MikeSon walks right in. 

Fingerlakes: Curtis, Jordan and Portia want to talk to the same man about Drew and Naomi's cases. They talk about the cases. OMG SO boRING. They get inside. OMG It's just like the Spencer house and every other rando house they use.. AND the basement door is open. DERP. Jordan goes in. Curtis is in the woods, can't get a signal. Portia is wandering around. Jordan goes to the basement. The owner guy is dead on the couch. Jordan gets knocked out by a guy with a lead pipe. Curtis comes in, guy is there saying he's the owner. Curtis says he knows he's not the owner. They both run. Yada yada, Jordan and Portia get trapped in the basement with the gas on. 

Jason and Joss can't find Carly. She's been gone like 20 minutes LOL. I think she's at Sonny's grave or something. Jason calls Spin to find Carly. :eyeroll:  Spin calls. Jason knows where she is. 

Trina is at the pool, trying to find out why Esme knew about Kiki's real name. Spencer is like: it's no big deal. Then Trina says it was tacky to see Ava and Esme could be the stalker. Spencer gets all defensive. Esme figures out that Tri and Spence probably had a "thing" together. 

Nik and Ava, arguing over the order of protection. Nik shreds it. Ava hired giant goonie guys to bodyguard her. LMAO She takes a phone call. Nik goes to leave and the goons beat him up. She comes out, so upset... she feels badly. Gives Nik the ice pack. Kisses him. COVID Style. 

END: 
Portia says she can't die, she has to tell Trina the truth about her father (meaning she's Curtis')

Jax says MikeSon and Nina can't be in love, it's a lie

Ava pulls away from Nikolas... tells the goons to drive him home.