Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Suburban Sonny WUB


SUBURBAN SONNY WUB 
Or: Sonny in real-life 



Carly on her phone at the Metro-- things are buzzing... 
Carly: Sonny? 

Sonny is in his living room, staring out the window...
Sonny:  Yeah? 

Carly: Look, things are falling apart here.  I have to stay longer and I need you to do a couple of things for me...
Sonny: Well, I'm deep into brooding for Morgan but...what ya got? 
Carly: Ok, Avery has that ear infection and she has an appointment at 2...so I need you
Sonny: Wait..where's Ava, she could get herself over here and...
Carly: Sonny, she's in the hospital-- burned. 
Sonny: Oh. yeah. She's a bitch that one..
Carly: SONNY! Focus will ya!! 
Sonny: Ok ok....pediatrician...ear infection... 
Carly: Do you have the insurance card? 
Sonny: (Pause) the what? 
Carly: Our insurance card, we're covered under the Metro plan but they'll need to take an updated copy ..and oh, our copay is  $45.
Sonny:  Um... (squeezes eyes) .. yeah..ok, I think I got it.. 
Carly: Remember to get her car seat up from the garage...
Sonny: Garage? 
Carly: Where Max lives over? 
Sonny: I know where the garage is.. I meant the car seat. Where's that? 
Carly: The extra one is over by the winter tires.
Sonny: Winter tires?
Carly: SONNY!! Look, I have to go... oh and Joss needs to be picked up from crew, so stop by the park and
Sonny: Crew?
Carly: Oh my god!! Yes, where she's gone every Thursday for the last year--they are practicing on the canal today. 
Sonny: You mean the river
Carly: NO... the canal.. it's behind the old Braden warehouse..
Sonny: Whatever..ok.....got it, I got it! 
Carly: Oh and she texted me and you have to take Tara Jenson home too. 
Sonny: Who?
Carly: HER BFF since 2nd GRADE!! They live on Oak Terrace..they...
Sonny: Can't Jax pick her up.. I'm kinda tight for time..(looks out window)
Carly: Sonny! You had him DEPORTED!
Sonny: Damn it, that' right. Stupid Jax. 
Carly: So...pediatrician and pick up Josslyn, ok? Oh and you'll have to take the SUV because...
Sonny: Not happenin...
Carly: YES IT IS! Now get going..
Sonny: (throws his glass..it shatters)
Carly: That had better NOT have been another tumbler because..
Sonny: OK! OK! I got it. I do run a giant coffee company on my own you know...
Carly: I hope you put air quotes on that coffee comment...I have to go,  I'll be home when I get there. 
Sonny: (stares at his phone.. walks to the mantel ..leans.....puts chin in hand....looks around, sighs)...
Sonny: MAX! MAX! Get in here!
Max: Hey, boss..you ok? 
Sonny: Yeah, yeah...listen I have a few errands for you to run...but first, (reaches in suit coat for his wallet) do you know what an insurance card looks like? 
Max: Like, for the car?
Sonny: Hell if I know... 

END
More to Come..because GH-- OY 

7 comments:

Allyson Tant said...

This is too funny.

Di said...

PMSL

sonya said...

Karen!!! Hahahahahaha. That was great hahahahaha!


The island:

Carson: Yeah Carly I was thinking that it was a trick too! Sonny did you get her a new dress?

Metrocourt restaurant:

Julian and Alexis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I thought I saw Scotty walking in!

Julian and guy: Oh it's not Scotty. Oh that guy wants Sonny! Oh Julian what is with you? Oh and of course Alexis just HAS to stare and stare and stare and listen in.

Alexis: 0-0

Paint and Wall's home:

Paint and Wall: Wow she still has that knife!!! Sacre bleu!!!!! Oh she is lying!!!!!!

Julian and Paint and wall: WOW!!!! Julian is still in love with Sonny! Julian still wants to protect him!

Kelly's:

Nathan and Amy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Nina and Nathan: He does look good in that suit. :)

Bobbie and Nelle: GO BOBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Glad you still co-own Kelly's!

Nelle and Nina: Thanks Nina for the new job! :)

Hotel room:

Amy, Nathan, and new woman: MARION FROM AMC YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad she isn't Marion though.

Q home:

Michael and Joss: They never argued? Oh come on!! Yeah right. And then he says someday they will.. Foreshadowing?

Bobbie and Michael: I love how when they were talking, Joss kept rolling her eyes! HAHAHHAHAHA! Michael listen to Bobbie!

AMC GH said...

Karen you are hilarious and you wrote it so perfectly I could visualize it exactly!!! You are awesome!!!

LSV422 said...

Too funny! Just waiting to see your name on the writing credits one day!!
LindaV

nance24 said...

That.was.just.perfect!

Michelle Latta said...

If only....