The Life Train

Still rolling for me! Yesterday I got home at 2:45 and had so much paperwork to do I couldn't watch. Today is the "end of the month" so I will be home even later. I heard Dr. Bensch kissed Kiki. Now, think about it--if KRIS Alderson still played her--and he did that? Ewww. I mean, Max Holden and Starr would have been seared in my brain!! 

The show seems to be at a lull right now, imo. Too many thread stories and not enough focus on the Mike drama.  If I have to see Peter and Maxie all spring and summer I will hurl. I can just picture him while she gives birth telling her to breathe and push. 
ugh 

Monday

Alexis and Sam...Alexis wonders what happened. Sam "Drew left Me".. 

Drew's on the docks chugging what looks like Sprite but I guess it's a generic beer. Curtis comes along. Yada, yada...

Carly and Jason are taking WAY TOO long to figure this Nelle crap out. I mean...it's not even good psycho stuff.  They look at security footage but Diane told her not to put one on her office because ..."To err on the side of caution"-- I guess because of Sonny. 

Sonny really wants Maddox to help Mike-- He says all of his work was on that Disco Ball..so? Nope. 

Olivia and Ned. They are in some planning meeting for Charles Street renovation.

Ok, this was just a bore...so I'm out early! 

Sunday Surgery: Don't Touch Me

A short week for me because of life-- so here's a little something for you involving FREW.  Some tidbits at the end. Enjoy! 

Let's DO THIS!!
Bobby--you got the rabbit's foot? 

Check! 

Nutter Butters?
Yep! 

You ready to be trapped and have an intense convo about the past? 

Didn't Jason get one last week? 

Yeah...with Sam...and here I am with you... 

Sorry, Dude..that's how it rolls..

So... I think I should begin by.....

Um, you're not going to sing are you?? Because this is bad enough as dialog, I couldn't take it. 

Nope, no singing ... but I do have deep, dark secrets... ones that involve an older man and a young boy...the dark... and a rabbit's foot. 

So, I take it the tumor Diane put in a jar didn't work? 

Not even close. People are STILL hating on me...so... Harvey. 

And if this doesn't work? 

Hell if I know.... maybe I can become Todd again? 

Todd who? 

Never mind, you had to be there. 

I guess we're doing this, huh? You want to hear my story? Or should we just jump...

GOOD Choice!! That was fun... kinda like a ....rebirth.

You didn't just say that did you? You sound like a soap opera!!

AHAHAHAA....and look, my belly is whiter than your's!

You did eat all the Nutter Butters, brother. 

Aw, aren't we adorable? 

Shut up...

No, YOU shut up...

And...there you have it.  Trying to redeem or at least explain Franco attempt number 78,000.  Great acting by both RoHo and Billy. 

Other things you should know: 

Stella schooled Sonny on Alzheimer's... and he went out and is trying to get Dr. Maddox to experiment on Mike. Ergo, he thinks he can overpower it. 

Nelle is doing a terrible job at trying to scare Carly--or make her think she's crazy. Really bad job. AND WHAT SELF-RESPECTING PSYCHO LEAVES THEIR DNA on the evidence?? 

Sam cried a lot when she told Drew she still loves Jason. And him. Both of them. He wasn't having it. He left in a huff and put his ring on the desk. BYE! 

FACE OF THE WEEK: Ut oh....did something move??? 

So, let's see how this week goes. I wasn't very interested in coming back-- not a lot was interesting. Bench is finally becoming the perv we thought he was. Such a strange journey for this character. Anna's still looking for that kid. People on the show that had secret kids: Monica, Leslie, Bobbie, Heather, Laura...Alexis.... yada yada zzzzzzzzz.

SEE YA! 

False Alarm

Sam told Drew she loves Jason and him. Cries. Drew looks pissed. Or hurt....or both 



Drew: You love us both...why did we get married? 
Sam crying a lot... Drew gets all teary eyed-- "you said..your vows"... 
Crying crying...Drew's not having it. Sam's trying to explain, he's like why didn't you say anything!!? He starts crying.."I can't stay here" ...more bawling from Sam. She mentions Scout. He's like, yeah, I love her. BUT...he leaves and puts his wedding ring on the desk. 

Spinelli is in town, he brought Georgie to see Maxie.  He's going to pretend to be Henrick. 

Carly's got an office all of a sudden?? So, Nello puts a "morgan" scarf in her office--complete with dried blood. Then, she pulls the fire alarm, forcing Carly to leave the office. Carly tells Jason about the scarf and when she goes to show him--IT'S GONE!!  Jason, Spin and Carly are going to figure out it's Nelle in about 2 minutes. Geesh, at least make Nelle be a BIT crafty. 

Mike's getting in an angry stage of the disease... and Sonny also uses it as an opportunity to tell Michael what a great Dad HE was.  Because you know, Mike wasn't... whatever. Sonny actually learns a lesson: Make Mike feel good now, despite the past you remember, 'remember' his past. Nice touch.

Jules is out to eat with Kim.  They kiss. 

Maddox sees Sonny-- I think Sonny might think he  can help Mike? Yes, he's going to ask him about his experiments. 

Anna and Finn: UGH... Anna 'There's this THING in between us" yada yada.. and then Alexis shows up.  I guess Alexis and Finn were pretending to be a couple? 

I spotted Brad at Kelly's!!  He and Nelle talk about his adoption. They are in the "processing" stage. 

Love Franco? Hate Franco? Read my Column!!

THAT'S THE INFAMOUS BLT sandwich painting behind him!! 

Daytime Confidential invited me to do a guest column for them. Any topic and look what I chose. 
IN DEFENSE OF FRANCO!! 

That's right... I'm defending that character past and present. Take a gander. If it wasn't for Roger though, all bets would be off.  Hope you enjoy. 

Short and Sour.

The two Carlys are talking... about JossCar. Tams mentions almost losing Oscar. "I can't imagine losing my son"... and Carly cries.  THEN SHE tells her ALL about losing Morgan. How Morgan was great... yada yada. 

Michael and Nelle.  GET THIS IN GEAR!! High gear!!  She's just NOT PSYCHO enough yet. I don't want to hear about damn birthing classes every. other. day.!!  Michael's moving out of the Q mansion. Into the Metro Court. Which further waters down the story. 

Anna and Maddox joggin on the pier. Guess we have to use that set since it's out. She's talking about finding her kid. I have NO interest in this at all. None.  Done with babies from the past. I've seen over 40 years of them. 

Franco and Drew got the ok to leave the hospital.  They told Sam and Liz about the Harvey past. But they don't know all of it. 

Alexis and Finn were eating lunch and Julian interruptus. 



Geesh, I guess I'm not interested in much. 

2:30...Jumping in with Both Feet.

So, who thinks Nelle is going to run that new chick over with the car? SQUISH...Later, Nelle sees a hallucination of what she thinks is them talking about taking a trip.
Yeah, She's gonna stab that girl!

I see Ava and Griff are as boring as ever. 

Betsy Franco has purple hair on my TV. 





Looks like Drew swam to safety.  But Franco isn't there..oh wait, yep there he is. Then they go to the PCPD where Sam and Liz are trying to report that the concrete was poured over them. 


DAYTIME EMMY NOMINEES FROM GH ARE:
Michael Easton
Billy Miller
Nancy Lee Grahn
Laura Wright
Maura West
Wally Kurth
A Montgomery
Hudson West
Hayley Erin
Chloe Lanier