A FUN DAY on the SHOW!!

YOU TOWNIE! 

OMG Spencer and CAM go with Hayden, what could go wrong? AHAHAA.  Cam brought a Guinea PIG home and--get this.. it had FLEAS and infested the house! OH Cammmmmmm... haahaha. With the flea bombs..because Cam always has crap going!! 
So, Greenlee takes Cam and Spencer to the coffee shop and they fight and start throwing coffee ALL OVER..ahahaha. I loved it.  Hayden had to call LAURA to come and get them.  Hayden cries because she's pregnant. 

Mac is talking to Anna about her guilt feelings regarding Valentin. SO weird. Like who -- what? Alex isn't cooperating I guess. Robert calls. 

Lante is bugging Valentin about Charlotte, they want him to leave her with them. He's going to tell her to go with them. They leave.

Nina comes in to see Valentin--and he's UBER PISSED AT her for turning him in!!!  Then they talk and he says he loves her still and if he beats the charges, he'll come back for her. She says No, I have divorce papers here.  She leaves him with them. 

Dr. O is skulking around HayFinn. Later, Finn and Dr. O consult on a patient and he says they need to get along if only at work.  Ut oh.... Finn tests positive and Brad was not around. He's suspended. Dr. O is so happy. 

Poor Jordan and Curtis...they are the new NAXIE..forever in BED. It's Curtis' birthday 
AND HIS AUNT SHOWS UP!! He has an AUNT!!
I'm happy about this. And I know her..she's a 70's actress...she was on WELCOME BACK KOTTER! That's where I know her from!!!  Ok, younger ppl will know her from Fresh Prince (his Mother I guess) 
Auntie wants to stay with Curtis..he's all..um... Okay I guess.  OH! She hates Jordan! COULD Be good!!
TJ is on tomorrow!! what is HAPPENING????


END:  Robert tells Anna ALEX ESCAPED!! She may be visiting Valentin? Can't tell, may be a fake out. 

GOOD show and I Loved Hayden and Laura with the boys. We need SO MUCH more of that!! 

James Depaiva To General Hospital?

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So... Kassie Depaiva just tweeted "Guess who's coming to #GH"... and there's a blurry pic of her hubby, James. He of course played Max for YEARS on OLTL. 
Speculation is that he's ...Jeff Webber? 

Hmm, I will keep you posted! 

"You Look Pale"

Says Alexis to Sam at the coffee clutch.  And.....Sam seems to have postpartum depression? WHAT? Huh? What did I miss?
Wait...this is really out of left field. Bizarre.  Alexis gets Sam to go to the spa and pamper herself. She sits with Scout and Julian comes by. OH, maybe that whole thing was JUST to get Alexis alone so that Julian could see Scout and her!! 
Alexis lets Julian hold the baby.



And..oh Lucas is on! With Julian!! Why didn't they have him on for the Nurses' Ball? Why this? Who cares? We get to hear that Lucas hates Julian YET AGAIN! oh thanks. 

Jason and Sonny are toasting Ava's Karma. Sonny is seriously crying about Morgan and GOING OVER EVERYTHING again. 

Anna (I think it may be Alex) is telling Lulu/Laura she knows where Val and Char may be. Why would she tell them??? HUH?  Lulu is all hep to 'help out Charlotte". Whatever. 

Valentin is teaching Charlotte how to lie about who she is.

AND I AM NOT making this up-- the 3 of them...Anna, Dante and Lulu show up in Niagara Falls in about ONE minute .
They don't even try. Holy shit. I mean, that was so stupid. SO stupid.  So, Charlotte went with Lulu and Valentin is all mad. 
Val and Anna yabber about the past. She arrests him. He cries, she cries. We all cry. 

Spencer's home. Sees Laura.  He used apps to get home--lol. He even used an app to generate a text from Laura-- saying he was needed at home. LOL. He wants to avenge his father's death and 'reclaim Wyndemere".  He got his pizza :) 

Sam is sure acting really weird. 

MAC is on tomorrow. He couldn't be on for the Nurses Ball...but he's on tomorrow????

OMG..today's show was so confusing. 

Jean Is Leaving Soaps

Co-head Writer of GH, Jean Passanante is leaving soaps, says Daytime Confidential and others around the net.  She will be retiring in August. Keep and eye out about who will step in to fill her shoes! 

Niagara Falls

Char had the MOST ADORABLE outfit on today, I loved it!! 

Charlotte is GONE? whoot! Going to Niagara Falls!?  With Papa!
Nina finds out, Not happy.
Lulu finds out, freaks. 
Calls Charlotte. Dante can't "track" the call. COME ON. In 2017?? OMG ugh COME ON!! 
Some thuggy guy is at the door with 2 passports for Dante and Charlotte. 

Nina is talking about Valentin to Anna and Dante. She's pleading Valentin's case to not arrest him. 

Ok, am I the only one that's confused with Anna? She's still acting weird, imo. 

Sonny is all telling Ava about their history-- and being all bitchy.  Griffin comes in.  He tells him to leave. then he tells Ava she'll need a ton of skin grafts. 

Carly is exposing to Jason all about the Ava fiasco.  Later she's PISSED that Sonny didn't kill Ava!! 

Laura and Liz...talking about Jake.  And then TALKING ABOUT THE Valentin CHIMERA Event.  They have tea.  Sigh

Today was total exposition and stupid Sonny threatening Ava.



SO SAD: 

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RIP. Smallest lil angel biggest part of my life 4 12 years. Hit by car 6 hours B4 i got home from East Coast. Having anxiety looking 4 me.

Sunday Surgery: Port Charles Is Burning

Biggest News This Week? RoHo cut his hair and shared the results.
Yes, I wept. I love the Todd Look! 

Oh yes, the Wubmaster is sick again this week--can you believe it? Bronchitis!! I've been just a mess. So, as you could tell I didn't even get to Friday's show.  I will run though what I can and you fill in the gaps, ok? 

Repeat Monday...so I was off the hook there. 



BEHOLD!! I have the CHUMUNGA BEER CAN!! The Light--The Dark! The GLOWING EMBER of Death!!! 
Which turned out to be really easy to turn off and then some goons came and started shooting but Miss Anna grabbed it and "disposed of it" and ..well.. that was that! I think I probably got some ice cream afterwards. 

Wubs Note: Did we live though all that scarecrow nonsense for THIS????  Here we all were trying to figure out if Jake or Charlotte was a true Chimera when....well, it appears this was all just, um.. dare I say, stupid? 



OMG..he's talking to me! Really talking--TO. ME!! But he found my secret blog. Oh darn it. But wait, maybe I can use it in my favor!  OMG, I 'm so happy because I know he'll love me even when his wife comes back! I'm going to have so much air time ever!! 



....and then your Grandpa Luke brought back this chip named Kong and gave the town an awful virus....



OMG! I spilled my wine on your nice suit! Wait..I think that's a...bullet HOLE! WAHH But I love you! But I was jealous of Anna....but really I love you...but I.... VALLLENTIN....don't DIE!! You can't die!!! 



Um, I get your mad Sonny, but Ava is like burnt to a crisp right now and she may not make it...
I DON'T CARE, SHE'S SCUM I HOPE HER SKIN FALLS OFF WHILE I WATCH! She HURT my LITTLE BOY MORGAN with the PILLS! She's DISGUSTING! I've never EVER Made any mistakes when it come to ANYTHING and she must PAY! 
Um, want to see my bullet wound? 



As a MATTER OF FACT, why don't I just rub it into KIKI too? I get She's upset when she sees her  mom all fighin' for her life an all, but hell, she NEEDS TA KNOW! 



Sonny, it really is horrible what happened to Ava, I mean--burned alive and all? Hello? Do you hear me? Is there anyone in there? Compassion? Humanity? Nope? Well, I tried. 



Wub Note: PLEASE have Krissy be thinking about calling Valerie for a date...Please....



As your good friend who just brought you the key to your life back with this law license, I must advise you to not contact Julian now that he's out on bail. Don't even touch him, or feel badly for him. Nope, don't do it. 



I know I shouldn't touch you...or feel badly...but I do... why oh why did they write you so badly? Why did you have to literally fantasize about killing me, then hold a knife to my throat and terrorize me? Why? (said every GH watcher ever) 



Well, Nelle, it's been a long week watching you and your kidney lay in that bed. Let me pour you some water as a token of my love and affection. That' will be our thing, ok? Water? Because it so defines what we are.  I'd love for it to be 100% whole milk, but the hospital frowns on that. 




Ava's eyeball is going to be doing some acting next week--and Sonny's going to go in to further torture her. 
*sigh*  
Can she have a secret bazooka under those sheets? 

All I can say is I'm so disappointed in the Chimera story I could scream. I'm not even sure Anna did "dispose" of it all like she said. I don't even care. The Alex thing was weird and totally unsatisfying as well. Hell, "Anna" could be "Alex" now and I wouldn't bad an eye.  I'm still wondering why we had to go to that stupid cheesy island for the whole Chain-Up. Oy. 

The Nurses' Ball felt like an obligation on the part of the writers. No tradition, all interruptions. Ava's getting beat up left and right all because of that horrible pill-switching plot. She laid in bed when she had cancer, what's a bit more? 

Oh, yeah..Hayden and Finn are going to move in together. Their scenes are so apart from everything else it's just a mess. Did she not go to the ball because she was pregnant and sick? I missed that?? They both WORK there, right? God forbid they interact with anyone else. 

So... I got this done as best as I could today. Sorry if it's not up to par. I've had more virus' this year than I have since I was a kid! Makes me want to scream. 

Hope you are well. 

Burned

According to Bobbie, Ava's burned...and burned BADLY. "Next 24 hours are critical". Usually when people on soaps get face-burned they get a new actor in to take over the role. !! Jamey at DC assures me it's not her tho. (Some rumors say Michael Easton again...ugh.) Bobbie tells Kiki she has some 'decisions' to make.  Then burn unit doctor comes out and asks about a living will.   Julian says he knows about it--then commercial then WE NEVER FIND OUT. :eyeroll: Julian goes in to talk to her. Kiki doesn't want to because....Morgan. (UGH) 

Michale and Nelle are on....Why? Don't know.  He poured her some water. That's the most exciting thing that's happened with them so far lol . Bobbie comes in and tells Michael to check his messages and call his parents. (about Morgan/Ava) He leaves. Bobbie tells Nelle to leave town. 

Hayden and Finn.  This is just boring. I get she's PG but.. snoozah. He thinks they should move in together.  She's like..hmmmmm, not sure. 

Sonny tells Dante he doesn't care if Ava was almost burned alive. Dante is like: geesh, harsh much?  Gives him the pills and tells him to use them as evidence. Dante says "No one wants to prosecute a dead woman".  OMG Dante is ON FIRE today and I want to marry him. He's trying to get through to Sonny and Sonny is just a bitter ego-maniac.  Great dialog with Dante. 

THEN, they ruin it! I swear, in the next scene Jordan says the SAME exact words to Dante about not prosecuting Ava and he's all mad!?? LOL! That made NO sense. NONE. 

Diane and Alexis are good friends and I really like how they write them. Diane called Alexis just to say hi and we got to see it. Then she went over with a letter that says Alexis is a lawyer again! Also told her Julian made bail. (sad horn).  

Alexis goes to the hospital to see Julian. Diane TOLD HER NOT TO DO THAT!!  ugh.. but there she is!! 

At the end of the show: Kiki goes to Sonny's to talk to him about Ava. HayFinn agree to 'become a family'.... Bobbie tells Nelle to watch it. 
Tomorrow: Ava wakes up...