Monday, March 25, 2019

Cult Craze


DARK DANTE ...I am so so here for this. You  have NO idea. OMG he gets a gun out with a laser on it chanting "I will complete the mission" and shoots LULU! But--it was a dream. DAMN. Rocco was in the doorway-- now Dante is scared he'll hurt him. Dang, Rocco is OLD.
Dante is so PTSD. 

Willow and Chase ...so SHANK is THE BABY DADDY !! totally guessed that-- but anyway, she also changed her name!! It's not Willow. Didn't say yet what it is..hmmm I think she's a BECKY or Kelsey. Ok, so she tells Chase she didn't get forced to sleep with Shiloh, it was an 'honor" ewww and she left because she couldn't 'teach the children to follow him'. She's afraid he'll find out the baby.



SHank in Kelly's --Danny is there and Brad. Jason walks in. Danny hugs him but Sam has to pretend she doesn't like him. Shank talks to Brad about coming to a seminar! UGH
Jason finds Shank outside and tells him to stay away from Danny. Shank calls him angry--Jason gets even more pissed off.  He puts him up against the wall. 

Alexis tells Kristina that it's a cult. And Krissy is all in her face--and says the cult people are HER FAMILY! "Goodbye Miss Davis"!

Sonny reconning the entire Turkey Trip to Michael. zzzz. Dante comes in and tells Sonny he had to do stuff when he was with Raj to prove his loyalty. Sonny says forget it, it was war and it's over now. Alexis comes in. SEXIS DAY!! 


Michael tells Sam that Sonny has a plan to get Krissy out of the Cult. She's not happy

8 comments:

  1. Willow's class:

    Chillow: Great scene!!!!! :) Poor Willow is so skeered! Come on let Chase protect you!!! King Mufasa wants all the children to sing hakuna matata and join the cult house!!!! Willow is not her first name!!!!! What is it? Nina Jr? :)

    Charlie's pub and restaurant:

    Alexis and Krissy: Wow! Molly, Krissy, and Willow all pronounce cult differently. :) Krissy wins the line of the day.

    Krissy: Goodbye Miss Davis

    BAHAHHAHAHAAHA! That made me laugh hard. :)

    Lante home: Oh boy!!!!! Bad dreams!!!! PTSD!!!!!!!!

    Rocco and Dante: Wow Rocco!!! You shot up! :) Great scene! :)

    Lante: Oh Dante needs to get the hell out of the house! Oh he is going to see papa Sonny!

    Carson home:

    Michael and Sonny: Oh yes be careful how you hug him Michael. His arm can't move now! After it was grazed by a bullet, he can't move it!!! It's not even in a sling! ROFL! No sex for you Sonny! :) Speaking of that, where is Carly? Better yet, where is Margoo?

    Dante and Sonny: Dante yes! Go talk to someone! Get help! I agree!!!!

    Alexis and Sonny: SEXIS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! :) My Sexis heart. :)

    Kelly:

    Brad and King Mufasa: King Mufasa is trying to recruit Brad! BAHAHAHHAHA! Will he be in the circle of life and get a tramp stamp too? Oh oh King Mufasa is holding the baybay! Too bad Willow isn't walking in on that! Her head would implode!

    Jason and King Mufasa: Oh King Mufasa wants to touch you Jason! He likey you! He wants to give you a tramp stamp! Oh oh choking King Mufasa!!!! Will King Mufasa start singing Hakuna matata?

    Hakuna Matata!
    What a wonderful phrase
    Hakuna Matata!
    Ain't no passing craze
    It means no worries
    For the rest of your days
    It's our problem-free philosophy
    Hakuna Matata!

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    1. Yes, I was thinking, how soapy if Willow would walk in, but I knew she was in her classroom with Chase . . .

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  2. I bet that he gets Brad in and this is how it comes about that the baby is Michael's.

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  3. I could care less that Sam is unhappy, her contribution to this story line is the weak link and stupid. I'm loving everything else about this, though. Chillow was great, Ms. Davis and Krissie made me laugh (like Sonya) and Skank with the Borg stare was pretty good, too. Jason showed more restraint than I thought he would, but he finally snapped. The actor who plays Shiloh is doing a great job!

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  4. Hate Shiloh, which means yes the actor makes the part so believable. Like how they are tying the D of D with Willow, the children, and eventually the baby switch story. Never a big Sam fan, and her thinking that she will infiltrate and save Krissy is crazy. Would love to see Jason with a different love interest, and see new chemistry. Some rumors Nic is coming back??? That would be fabulous.

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    1. love nic and jax. agree jason needs a new love interest.

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    2. Didn't know about the Nic rumor....that would be fantastic!

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  5. Um, where all all these people/kids Willow was talking about? Maybe the storyline would be more effective if it wasn't only Krissie and Shiloh in the house all the time.
    LindaV

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