Sunday, November 27, 2016

Sunday Surgery: Of Pizza and Parking Lots


HAPPY TURKEY DAY! 

I am thankful for:  The Q Thanksgiving, even if there were only 4 of them there,  the Davis Girls at home, adorable Avery and all of you!  We only had  three days of show this week so let's get to it. 

I'm eating all the left overs and feel so FULL---oy. They just never end. I need to go work out more and more!! 



Ah, the Davis girls... Sam, Alexis, Molly and Kristina. Then, weirdly, Jordan, Maddox and TJ show up! TJ brought Curtis? Yes, he did. To Alexis' house even though she doesn't know him but what the heck!  The whole entire show was about one thing:   watching Alexis watch everyone else drink. It became quite comical. Suddenly the Davis house has a giant drink cart! Everyone brings wine! Maddox even brings makings for "the Godfather Cocktail" ! (nod to ??)  It was pretty stupid to have Krissy and Sam not be cognizant of the fact that Alexis was trying not to drink, but hey, plot point. 



Alexis can't take it anymore, makes up an excuse and fleas to our newest bar set to have some vodkas. BUT! Guess who is also there? Can you guess? Julian! Yep... they have a tete-a-tete and she ends up leaving and well..runs him over. Whoops. Since she's just gotten a 2nd chance on her license to practice law, we knew something would have to go wrong. I'm also wondering if it's to start the whole "I forgive and love you Jules" story line. Which I will not get into now-- I will wait until it comes full bloom. THEN, I'll have a hell of a lot to write! 

I'm also wondering if these current writers know of Alexis' driving history or what? I mean, pretty stupid if they DO because having her run over yet another person is just nonsense. If they don't, shame on them. 




Lante got married which I found hilarious since I didn't know they were divorced. LOL.. that's how long that lasted. Lante has been so choppy and on again off again, I just don't keep an interest. They also play fast and loose with Rocco.  He was like 3 on Halloween and looks 6 now. Geesh! Oh, Olivia shows up and "Leo's asleep in the car"? So, forget about him. I also wish Bobbie was there and Brad and Lucas (haahaha..oh I'm so hopeful!!).  



Thank goodnesss for the Qs and the fact they got WK back to play Ned for a hot minute. Sad to see how little the table is but Michael's at Carly's and Sabrina is dead so...? Just rack up another tiny Quartermaine feast. God forbid if Monica or Tracy get love interests. And I guess Finn couldn't come downstairs? Oh well. I'll shut it and enjoy what we saw. I did like how they got to the pizza this year: Cook accidentally put Finn's bacteria stuff on the turkey to brine.  Pizza it was! 



Laura and Sonny. Nice scene because I like Maurice and Genie but a bit strange given their history. I don't think the writers much care about history however so... just let it roll. 

YOU Should KNOW: Scotty switched pills with Lucy after they had sex. So, if they are ever tested, they will show up as his meds. Scott had a contact in the pharmaceutical company. So-- there ya go. 



The worst part of the week? Worm-Nell who is doing all she can to be a pain in the ass. She ran over to Sonny's to tell him Carly was kissing Jax. Sonny's drunk and I am hoping it doesn't lead to S-E-X . Jax hasn't dropped that second bomb about her yet, but I bet she's Carly's. Carly could have given birth to her right before she moved to PC from Florida.  Whatever it is, Nell is on my last damn nerve. (and not in a "love to hate" way). 
PS Spoiler Alert: (Stop reading if you don't want to know)...Sonny wakes up with naked Nell next to him. Now did she fake the sex since he can't remember? Or will she have really slept with him? Welp. Just hope her ovaries aren't working because you know Sonny Sperm. 




FASTEST SORA EVER: Good GOD! Rocco was JUST on this Halloween as like a toddler and what? He's suddenly this big??? I guess if Charlotte is going to be Lulu's they'd better age this kid, right? 




PROP OF THE WEEK:  Our Lila and Edward. Ned 'gave' them a slice o' pizza!! 


That's the 'week' that was. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving and are still full and happy. I sure am.  I am trying to think of what I am looking forward to on the show and there's not much. I have to be honest and it's getting tough to tune in.  Returning Rapist? Dying woman who we know isn't going to die? Man run over by a car? Meanie Cassadine? Girl may or many not have sexed up Sonny? 
Nah... not really intriguing to me. 

Just finished The Crown--now there's a great 'soap'!! 

14 comments:

guy416 said...

BRAVO! CO-sign it all!!

Likes:
Seeing the last Q's standing having our annual Thanksgiving Pizza.

Dislikes:
! Jason, Danny & Jake couldn't stop by to visit Monica. (Thought he was going to do better??)
2 Jason couldn't be bothered to drop Sam off at Davis Girls house since she's so fragile to sit through a funeral or a full scenes of an episode.
3 Brooklyn couldn't be mentioned that she CALLED to wish her dad and Tracy a happy Q thanksgiving.
4 WHY ISN'T CURTIS OR EVEN ANDRE A FREAKING, FRACKIN WARD!!!!

Likes: Lante got re-married
1. About time the remembered that they signed divorce papers on air
2. Rocco is NOW officially too big to live in a drawer

Dislikes
3. Does Laura remember she has THREE other grandchildren besides Rocco & Spencer LIVING in the same town as her.
4. Bobbie, Lucas, Kristina & Michael aren't again invited to see there family get married. Maybe on the 3rd one everyone can be there.

Likes: Davis Girls ALL in the same room (looking beautiful as always)

1.Jordan who is SNARKY to Sam every damn time.
2 Jordan who almost got Alexis's ass killed
3 Jordan who then sat down on the white sofa and threw Shade at Alexis about the trial.
4 Jordan who can't make peanut butter and jelly much less Thanksgiving has NO BUSINESS at the Davis Girls house with her messed up Curtis/Andre drama.
5.EITHER give TJ a contract and story line or RECAST but this is silly. Him talking about working at the hospital. IT JUST REOPENED. You weren't even mentioned or there. There was a serial killer and JORDAN had no worries about her SON working there. #MomOfTheYear that one.

Thanksgiving Wishes for GH:
TELL ME A STORY!!! One that has a beginning, a middle and an end.

TELL US A RELEVANT, MEANINGFUL STORY: Claire Labine gave gravitas to her stories. They still resonate and matter 10, 20, 30 years later. NONE of these story lines will make me run to youtube in years to come.

Can we do a Turkey Trot out the door for the 10 most useless characters on ABC Daytime... General Hospital.

Can we go back and find some actual LOVE in the afternoon?
Rapists/Sorta Rapists are NOT Leading Men and YES! that includes Lucas Lorenzo Spencer.
Domestic Abusers are not ohhh so sexy that if we just give them plausible deniability all is forgiven.

AND New Years Eve Wish for 2017

Can Lulu and Nina NEVER EVER mention the word, phrase or sentence about BABIES for mandatory 6 months!!!





sonya said...

"Lante got married which I found hilarious since I didn't know they were divorced. LOL.."

Hahahaha. Me neither!!!! I am so confused!

"PS Spoiler Alert: (Stop reading if you don't want to know)...Sonny wakes up with naked Nell next to him. Now did she fake the sex since he can't remember? Or will she have really slept with him?"

She could be faking the sex.. Did anybody see the promo?

https://twitter.com/djona222

Just scroll down to the Nov 25 promo.

"Welp. Just hope her ovaries aren't working because you know Sonny Sperm."

ROFL! I hope she IS faking it, other wise oh boy!!! Another Sonny sperm baby hahahahaha!

"PROP OF THE WEEK: Our Lila and Edward. Ned 'gave' them a slice o' pizza!!"

Awwww! :( Love love love!!! Actually it was Dillo who did that. Wait a minute this should be characters of the week not prop of the week. Awwww my Lila and Edward..

katydid53 said...

I always love to read your take on the week of GH!!! I too thought WOW Rocco sure grew up!! I knew then they were planning that Charlotte is really Lulu and Stavros' kid,not Valentins. I hope they don't make Sonny sleep with Nell!! I like the actress, she did a great job as young Patricia but don't like what they are making her do now. Reminds me of when Carly came to town and seduced Tony Jones!! I hope that the writers listen and make the stories better and more cohesive in the future.

b80a057c-bd9b-11e3-b0bf-000bcdcb471e said...

Thank you for mentioning The Crown. With excellent entertainment available on tv, cable, and internet, I just haven't had time, or interest, for the crap I was seeing on GH, which I've only watched a couple of times in the past year. I read your column, see if you report anything of interest to watch, but I find nothing reported grabs me. The SOARing of the kids alone annoys the bejesus out of me. The disregard for history is disrespectful. The constant glorifying of criminals is the nail in the coffin. I don't miss GH. I've got my plate full with watching quality shows, like Rectify.

Michelle Latta said...

Normally I'm disappointed there is no Friday show, not this yr.
Wish Finn was part of Thanksgiving but oh well.
Olivia left Leo in car sleeping??? I missed that. So stupid! Glad it's not summer, well now he'll just freeze to death. Haha!
Did I miss Nelle-Sonny sex or was that in previews for Monday show?

MatchboxGinny said...

Just checking in to say HI :)

AntJoan said...

I also didn't hear Olivia say she left Leo in the car, sleeping . . . and I listen to EVERY WORD on the show (and rewind if I think I missed something). . . Strange . . .

GHfan said...

Hi Sonya, Karen was right it was Ned who gave Lila & Edward the slice of pizza.

sonya said...

"Michelle Latta said...Glad it's not summer, well now he'll just freeze to death. Haha!"

ROFL!

"GHfan said...Hi Sonya,"

Hi! :)

"Karen was right it was Ned who gave Lila & Edward the slice of pizza."

It was?!!?! Hmmm. Okay, well, it was sweet! :) It was a great scene.

kdmask said...

AntJoan, I missed it too... she didn't say anything to Carly about Leo-- 5 people on twitter said she told Dante that Leo was asleep in the car and to go get him, then nothing. They yelled at me LOL
It was still stupid. Seriously, they couldn't hire a kid for 2 scenes?

sonya said...

"kdmask said...5 people on twitter said she told Dante that Leo was asleep in the car and to go get him, then nothing."

I heard her say that too!!!!

54680f9e-549a-11e6-b7af-97dd4d23ba7a said...

sonya said...

Lante got married which I found hilarious since I didn't know they were divorced. LOL.."

Hahahaha. Me neither!!!! I am so confused!

** Really, it was more of a "blink and you missed it" kinda thing. Particularly strange considering how much time they spent dwelling on the whole Lulu/Dante/Valerie triangle-of-sorts, leading up to the divorce.

"Welp. Just hope her ovaries aren't working because you know Sonny Sperm."

ROFL! I hope she IS faking it, other wise oh boy!!! Another Sonny sperm baby hahahahaha!

** *just falls over onto the floor, curling up into a ball, and twitching at that thought*
The idea of Sonny still procreating at all in the future, especially if Nelle DOES get pregnant, and it isn't just a ruse, is just wrong on so many levels.

"kdmask said...5 people on twitter said she told Dante that Leo was asleep in the car and to go get him, then nothing."

I heard her say that too!!!!

** Somehow I must have missed that too, since I didn't hear it at all, either.

I'm kind of surprised though, that no one else here has said anything at all about, one of the things that stuck out to me the most on Wednesday's show. Which is, why wasn't Bobbie at Carly's on Thanksgiving? They could have Olivia show up for a few mins, but Carly's own mother was nowhere to be found. (Then again, maybe she's out trying to find Lucas)

From Karen's SS: Alexis can't take it anymore, makes up an excuse and fleas to our newest bar set to have some vodkas.

** Alexis must have REALLY been itching then. ;)

K.

sonya said...

"K says Really, it was more of a "blink and you missed it" kinda thing. Particularly strange considering how much time they spent dwelling on the whole Lulu/Dante/Valerie triangle-of-sorts, leading up to the divorce."

Yeah! And Lante sure seem like they were married all along! I mean they acted like they were still married.

"just falls over onto the floor, curling up into a ball, and twitching at that thought*
The idea of Sonny still procreating at all in the future, especially if Nelle DOES get pregnant, and it isn't just a ruse, is just wrong on so many levels."

ROFL!

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